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What are the four words and eight sentences of taking relatives to give up drinking?

Four words and eight sentences for relatives to stop drinking:

1. The table is cold and cheerless, with cups of wine and dishes, simple tea and light rice, wine meets bosom friends, the table is fluttering and white, there is no good wine in the bottle, and there is no treasure on the table.

2. Tonight in the bridal chamber, there are two mandarin ducks in the center, one husband and one son, a reborn girl and a new bed. I wish the couple happiness and good luck.

3. Dragon and phoenix go hand in hand, open your mouth to represent fish, face each other every night, and be rich for thousands of years.

Sugar is sweet, osmanthus is honey, and husband and wife love each other for a long time.

5. Welcome the mother to welcome the bride, and firecrackers are ringing all over the world. Men, women and children came to see it, laughing and dancing.

6. The groom is new and the chess pieces are new; Give birth to your son, China Hanlin.

7. The relationship between bride and groom has a long history. Flirting, there is a trick.

8. Forever, forever, I was entrusted by X House to come to your house to meet my bride, only to see your house's red couplets plastered all over the nave, beaming inside and outside.

9. Looking at a city in the bridal chamber from a distance, looking at the yamen in the bridal chamber, we are going to make trouble in the bridal chamber tonight. Come and open the door, new girl.

10. The man is married and the woman is married. This year's wedding night, next year's birth of a fat doll.