I want humorous slogans, please help me~quickly

Shi Bing in Guizhou saw: "Set fire to the mountains and sit on the bottom of the prison."

Saw on the railway: "Lying on the rails, you will have to bear it even if you don't die." Legal responsibility."

A big red sign at the door of a power plant is even more extreme: "It is strictly prohibited to touch the wires, 50,000 volts of high voltage, you will die if you touch it."

On a national highway in Henan! A super exciting one I saw online: "It is illegal to rob a police car!"

Ten years ago when I was passing through Hengyang, Hunan Province, the following slogan flashed outside the car window: "Resolutely crack down on hamstring pickers!" It made people tremble all over. ,shudder.

Someone protecting the optical cable said: "If you cut the optical cable secretly, you will be punished with death!"

Somewhere in Jiangxi Province, it seems that it is not so vulgar: "The optical cable has no copper, and theft is guilty."

A slogan I saw in Shandong: "Optical fiber cables do not contain copper, and theft will be punished!"

The most negative one is: "Optical fibers have no copper, and stealing is useless."

Slogan for repaying agricultural loans: "Debts will never die, fathers' debts will be repaid by sons!"

When I went to Heilongjiang, I guessed that there would be difficulties in attracting investment there, and I saw: "Whoever invades investors, Who is the sinner of the people?"

Securities company's slogan: "Educate investors!"

Somewhere in Hebei: "Don't marry an illiterate wife, don't marry an illiterate man!"

Universal compulsory education: "Raising a daughter without studying is like raising a pig! Raising a child without studying is like raising a donkey!"

A scenic spot in Xiamen: "Illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets ."

Rural Credit Cooperatives: "Rural Credit Cooperatives are caring people in people's lives."

A certain school: "Warmly welcome representatives of the National People's Congress to visit our school."

At the door of the driver's class of the unit: "When the motor starts, concentrate your thoughts, and when the wheels move, think of the masses." A certain breeding farm: "Dear people from all walks of life, please bring your estrus cows for breeding."

Roadside shop: "Eat to mend tires."

There is a sign on a lawn in Nanning: the first line reads: "Develop Creation" and the second line reads: "Sexual Activities."

A sign painted in white on a corner read: "Surrendering yourself in is a crime." I was shocked. I turned the corner and then wrote: "The only way out for elements."

Another classic is that it says: "The masses are in trouble" and the following is: "It is difficult to find the police."

Flags on both sides of Pudong Avenue in Pudong New District, Shanghai: "Garbage classification starts with me!" I became garbage first!

Zoo slogan: "Protecting wild animals means protecting ourselves!" It is better to become wild animals than to become garbage.

A slogan written by a foreign student in a university toilet struck me as particularly striking: "Chinese students, please flush after using the toilet!"

Yanbu Town, Nanhai City, Guangdong There are many underwear factories, and their products sell well all over the world. For a while, a slogan was painted on the wall of the town government: "Developing the underwear manufacturing industry is our basic national policy!" It's really not surprising

1. I saw a slogan on a certain overpass: "Hold high the great banner of Deng Xiaoping Theory." There was a traffic sign on the overpass that read "Height limit 4.5 meters."

2. On the edge of the highway, there is a sign saying "Closely unite around the Party Central Committee with Comrade Mao Zedong as its core", followed closely by a sign - keep a distance of 200 meters.

3. There are two big slogans on the left and right of the expressway. Left: Forge ahead bravely on the road to building socialism with Chinese characteristics. Right: Speed ??limit 60 kilometers

4. There is a slogan on a certain highway: "Adhere to the path of socialism with Chinese characteristics!" Not far ahead, there is a sign: "This road is blocked, please take a detour."

5. What I saw on the national highway in Henan: It is illegal to rob a police car!!

6. I also saw an absolutely classic one on the national highway in Henan: one person is sterilized, and the whole family is sterilized Glorious!!

7. This is what I saw in Shi Bing, Guizhou, and it is quite classic: setting fire to the mountains and sitting in jail

8. Also, on the railway Seen on: Lying on the railway track, you will be legally responsible even if you don't die.

9. On the road from Zheyuan to Likeng, I passed an unknown small village and saw this slogan painted in white paint on a farmhouse on the roadside: When the country prospers, everyone is responsible; plan The husband is responsible for childbearing.

10. A suburban county in Beijing: Have fewer children and plant more trees, raise fewer children and raise more pigs!

11. The government of a certain township in Hunan: The knot of poverty is the link to wealth.

12. A slogan from a slaughterhouse in Tongren, Guizhou, on the way to Mount Fanjing Mufei: Three representatives guide our slaughtering work.

13. A slogan seen in Shandong: Optical cables do not contain copper, and theft will be punished!

14. Anhui, the slogan for repaying agricultural loans: The debt will last until death, the father’s debt will be repaid by the son!

15. Shandong Liaocheng Prison: People’s criminals love the people, and people’s criminals love the people.

16. Unswervingly follow the road of socialism with Chinese characteristics! Red light ahead! There is an exit on the left!

17. Unswervingly follow the road of socialism with Chinese characteristics! Accident-prone area ahead!

18. Carry out the fight against pornography and illegal activities to the end! Toll booth ahead!

19. **Classification starts with me! ——A slogan promoting the ** classification in Pudong New Area, Shanghai, found on the flags hanging on both sides of Pudong Avenue

20. It is better to destroy the family than to allow the country to perish. --Family Planning Slogan in Heze, Shandong Province.

21. “If one person is born alive, the whole village will be sterilized!” A slogan in a rural area in Chuxiong, Yunnan. Thinking about this continuous seating system makes my scalp numb!

There is a small restaurant outside Zhenyuan Railway Station. The couplet written is also very interesting: No matter heaven or earth, no matter whether it is a pub or a restaurant, whether you cry or laugh, let’s eat and drink. .

Slogans I saw in Shandong: There is no copper in the optical fiber, so stealing is useless

There is a slogan at an intersection that reads: "Surrendering yourself to the police is a crime." I was shocked and looked down. There is: "The only way out for elements." I saw a slogan in Yongcheng, Henan: Those who are not afraid of death can come to Shibali Township to commit crimes. The family planning slogan in Yangxin District, Hubei is also very vivid and tough: It will not work in three minutes. It will not work again. , tornado! I also know a person from the Forestry Bureau: Protecting wild animals is to protect ourselves

"If you are born, you will be killed!" somewhere in Hunan, what a decisive far-left slogan.

But it’s nothing compared to the situation in a rural area in Chuxiong, Yunnan, where “one person was born alive and the whole village was sterilized!”

There is an absolute classic on the national highway in Shandong: "If one person gets sterilized, the whole family will be glorious." A scene seems to appear in front of his eyes: setting off firecrackers, riding a big horse, wearing red flowers, and arrogantly announcing to everyone: "I "It's time to get sterilized!" A farmhouse on the roadside in a village in Sichuan was painted with white paint: "Whether it should be sterilized or not, arrest it if you see it."

There is a certain preference for women over men: "Female." If you get sick, men can still do it!"

In a small village on the road from Zheyuan to Likeng: "Every man is responsible for the prosperity of the country; the husband is responsible for family planning." This shows that there. The main obstacle is the man.

Seen in Wuyuan, Jiangxi: "Witness pregnancy, give birth with a certificate!"

The family planning slogan of a rural area in Shandong: "If you can lead the ground, it will flow out, if you can flow the ground, it will flow out. I will definitely not give birth to another child."

There is also a message next to it: "Publish one child, control the second child, and eliminate the third child."

Family planning in Heze, Shandong: "It is better to ruin the family than to destroy the family. The country is destroyed."

A county in Anhui said: "It would be better to add ten graves than to add a single person."

You can see this in many places in Jiangsu's rural areas: "It is better to have rivers of blood than to allow more lives." One."

The family planning slogan of a county in Hunan: "Whoever does not practice family planning will have his family destroyed."

A mountain village in Sichuan: "One child will be born, and the second child will be pierced. Three babies and four babies - scratch! Scratch!"

There is a more serious situation on the way to Detian Waterfall in Guangxi: "One tire is a ring, two babies are punctured, three babies and four babies are killing each other!"

In Sichuan, there is even more evil practice, which is called: "If you should pierce or not, the house will collapse; if you don't do it, the house will be stripped." This shows how difficult the family planning work there is.