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Overspeed slogan daquan
God and his wife are tug-of-war.
F 1 Run ahead and you chase after.
Wife and children are sitting at home, and God is waiting for you.
This is not a bumper car. Please forgive me!
Sir, don't drive more than 50 miles, you can enjoy the beautiful scenery of this city; More than 60 miles, please visit the court; More than 80 miles, welcome to the latest emergency hospital in this city; 100 mile, please rest in peace.
Anyone who drives F/KLOC-0 professionally will crash, let alone you. Please respect yourself!
You: Run to heaven.
Me: Peace flies around the world.
Car seller: I hope accidents often happen in the world.
Satisfied, please adopt! ! !
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