Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Have any seniors from the curtain business come in?

Have any seniors from the curtain business come in?

Buy 2 get 1 free? Buy two curtains and get one curtain free? Want to die?

In fact, there are many kinds of advertising slogans.

1. Buy curtains and get a pair of exquisite pillows.

2. Buy curtains and window screens for free.

3. If you buy curtains, I will help you measure, deliver and install them for free.

. . . .

Um, yes. This is your bedroom. If you buy all the curtains for the balcony from me, I will give you free PVC roller shutters or leaves for the kitchen and bathroom.