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What are some interesting slogans for Qingming Festival?

1. The Qingming Festival is noisy, with long queues of vehicles on the road. I asked the uncle where he was going. He waved his hand and pointed directly at Dongshan Village.

2. During the Qingming Festival, coins are sprayed out, and passers-by talk about ghosts. When I asked where the car was parked, the security guard asked for 20 deposits.

3. The Qingming Festival is deserted, and the whole family goes for an outing. The floral hat and short skirt are like a butterfly, flying around and cutting off tendons.

4. The rainless day of the Qingming Festival rises, and China is eager for rain. I asked the master of Dragon Palace whether he should do it or not, and searched for medicine for his mother in Dongshan Ridge. The smoke wave has gone, the fairy boat has stopped, and the Dragon King has hidden in the thirty-six caves. When you return from the fairy mountain, you need to return the earth to a clear and bright future!

5. The old friend was still there in the past, but today he has disappeared into the breeze. I don't want to wake up from my eternal sleep in the mountains, I only keep my thoughts in the world.