Are there any jokes about the Three Kingdoms?

Guan Yu: I drank some wine in the bar and suddenly found that someone had stolen his mobile phone. He immediately flew out and beat up the thief, and finally took the thief's mobile phone back together. Then he went back to continue drinking, and Cao Cao praised him: "The clouds are really powerful, and the wine is still warm!" " (Just one word-quick! )

Zhang Fei: The mobile phone was stolen on the bus. Before the thief got off the bus, he shouted, "Put it down for me!" " "Many people fainted in the car, and a dozen people threw their mobile phones on the ground. Zhang Fei picked one to take home. Who can stand his 180 decibel roar? )

Zhao Yun: His mobile phone was accidentally stolen. He is determined to catch the thief even if he dies. So he waited for seven days in a row, arrested more than 50 thieves, smashed two criminal gangs and got back three mobile phones. Finally, he was awarded the title of "Being a Good Samaritan for Zhao Zilong" and presented with the banner of "Anti-pickpocketing Expert". (anti-theft hero+thief nemesis)

Zhuge Liang: After the mobile phone was stolen, he wrote an article called "Mobile Watch": "The mobile phone was not used half, and the middle road was stolen; Today's price is 3000 yuan, and I am ashamed of my money. This is really a crucial autumn ... "Finally, the article won an award, with a bonus of 5,000 yuan and another new mobile phone. An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise. )

Liu Bei: He cried for three days and nights after his mobile phone was stolen ... Finally, Zhuge Liang couldn't stand it. He bought him the latest mobile phone and he began to cry.

Cao Cao: When my mobile phone was stolen in a restaurant, I sighed softly: "I would rather be blamed by the whole world than by the whole world!" " Then grab someone else's mobile phone and fly away when people are unprepared. No wonder people call him "cao thief".

Zhou Yu: When they were shopping with Xiao Qiao, they got separated. When they tried to call, they found that the phone was missing. Later, they were ridiculed and said, "Zhou Lang has a clever plan to make the world safe and accompany his wife to lose her mobile phone!" "

Lu Bu: I went for a ride in a BMW. When I came back, I found my mobile phone stolen. I sighed: "Today, my mobile phone was stolen. I am the dragon among people. When I recognize another michel platini, please ask michel platini to buy another one. "