Who has the April Fool’s Day slanderous text messages on April 1, 2011? The more the merrier!

April Fool’s Day 100 Funny Text Messages Album

1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew that you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me. However, God also knew that there are no fools in the world, so he created you by the way.

2. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! Such an insult! I'm so sorry for the pig!

3. When Tang Seng took his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"

4. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout loudly to the wild advertisement on it, "My disease can be cured."

5. I had a dream last night, dreaming that you fell into a stinking After climbing into the cesspit, you actually said: After all, we were born in a good era, and even the cesspit smells delicious.

6. The address book is being deleted. All information will be lost. Please wait...

7. I chase you, I chase you, just like a hunter chases a fox; I kiss you, kiss you. I kiss you like an old man chewing corn.

8. Bajie met Yue Lao and asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why were I separated from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao said: She is a human and you are a monster. I am afraid that your children will be born as transvestites

9. Those who go home after get off work are poor people, those who come home at 9 o'clock are drunkards, and those who come home at 11 o'clock Those who go home at 2-3 o'clock are gamblers, those who don't go home are wild ghosts!

10. The handsome guy is the handsome guy, the one who responds to everything is the elder brother, the taxi driver is the cool guy, and the one who reads text messages It's PIG.

11. Xiao Ming always sleeps during class, and the teacher criticizes him: Can you please stop sleeping! ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a very poor student.

12. I saw you wandering around the supermarket that day. You put your hand into the machine that can check the price, and the result shows: Pig's trotters are 8 yuan. You think there is something wrong with the machine, so you stick your head in. I almost died laughing when I saw it: Pig's head is 18 yuan!

13. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what pisses me off the most is that if you don’t catch the mice, you keep losing hair!

14. One day we came to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I He was stunned and murmured to himself: It’s so clever!

15.Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1, the White House in the United States was bombed and the entire building collapsed. The police have sealed off the entire Washington. 19 people died, 32 were injured, and 11 people are missing. . . 1 person was deceived!

16. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been true (A=B, B=C), so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig!

17. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the gods to give you. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life. Life, because - stupid.

18. Have you eaten enough today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigpen!

19. Beauties come after beauties. There are so many beauties. If you treat beauties, you will not be able to get a wife.

20. Some people say you are a pig! I criticized him seriously! How can this be? How can one say what a person is based on what he or she looks like?

21. Someone was passing by the cemetery and heard the sound of knocking. When he saw a person falling down a tree, he felt relieved and asked: What are you doing? Answer: They carved my tombstone wrong. They need to correct it!

22. Dear, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn't want to kill a few more pounds of pigs?

23. During the New Year, I will give you the heaviest gift ever. You will definitely eat a pound of it, and you will need more. If you feel the portion is not enough, please help yourself.

24. Killing time with short messages is called letter life, sending and receiving at the same time is letter communication, sending and receiving like crazy is letter climax, only receiving but not sending is letter indifference, sending to the wrong person is letter harassment, sending and receiving Failure is a letter dysfunction!

25. There is a kind of person who can be with me for eternity, called lover; there is a kind of person with whom my blood is thicker than water, called relative; there is also a kind of person who is still helping me count the money after being sold by me, for example, watching You who send text messages are called a fool! Happy holidays!

26. I really want to leave this world with you and live in seclusion in a place with green mountains and clear waters. It's just you and me there, with a green grassland in front of us. When I have nothing to do, I lie on the grass and watch you eating grass tenderly! Happy April Fools' Day!

27. I saw you on the street. You were with a person. I could tell at a glance that he was not a good person. He kept slapping your butt behind you. I said to him angrily: Donkey driver in front, stop! Happy April Fool's Day.

28. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are Idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.

29. If you forward this text message 3 times, you will have wealth; if you forward it 6 times, you will have official luck; if you forward it 10 times, you will have good luck; if you forward it 20 times, you will spend 3 yuan. money! Happy April Fool's Day.

30. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called unspeakable, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages! Happy April Fool's Day.

31. Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake and not deceived on April 1st, April Fool's Day, we provide you with a quick guide to wisdom, as long as you read "￥$^^&&<" continuously. You can learn it ten times.

32. Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all of this is destined by God, pulling us both. I really want to say...what evil did I do in my previous life!

33. I have a poem that is known to many people in the world. If a fool reads this poem, he will know it if he knows it, and if he doesn’t know it, he will not know it. I knew you were a fool. If a fool hears the phone chirp, he must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day.

34. Missing you brings a warm feeling; seeing you brings a painful expectation; loving you is my lifelong pursuit; dreaming about you is my eternal feeling. In fact, beating you is where my happiness lies! Happy April Fools' Day!

35. Life is so tiring. I feel like falling asleep when I stand. I have to queue up to get on the bus. There is no flavor to eat. I get drunk easily when I drink. I am so tired when I go to work. Alas, I even have to send a text message to my puppy. TOLL. Happy April Fools' Day!

36.Did you know? I miss you every day and every night. Thinking while eating

37. When a horse and a pig encounter a tiger, they turn around and run away. The pig runs slowly, and the horse shouts: Stupid pig! How to run fast with a cell phone in your hand! Throw it quickly! Happy April Fools' Day!

38. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it. Days go by day by day, today is your good day, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

39. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay in for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. Originally I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I am Saddam! Happy April Fools' Day!

40.Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

41. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was very stupid. When people asked him questions, he would only answer no. Have you heard of this story?

42. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fools' Day!

43. You are an intern in a mental hospital, and suddenly a mentally ill patient is chasing you with a kitchen knife. You turn around and run until you reach a dead end, thinking that this is the end. The patient says: I give you the knife, it’s your turn to chase me. Happy April Fools' Day!

44. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight.

Happy April Fools' Day!

45. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: Your wig is going to fall off... Today It's April Fool's Day.

46. I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extremely, very, rare, and uniquely stupid, and you are so cute that you are cute. Hehe, don’t be angry! Happy April Fools' Day!

47. I have always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I am afraid that once I say it, we will not even be friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to say to you: You are a pig. Happy April Fools' Day!

48. It is said that there are gold arrows, iron arrows, and bronze arrows, but you have to learn silver arrows! It is said that there are eighteen kinds of martial arts and 360 moves, but you wanted to learn Drunken Arrow, so soon you appeared on the world: Drunken Silver Arrow! Happy April Fools' Day!

50. Announcement: April Fool’s Day is coming. The text messages you received on April 1st are all fake and have exactly the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is handsome, graceful, beautiful and has a devilish figure!

51. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplars can; not every pig can receive text messages, But you did it. Happy April Fools' Day!

52. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that no matter what question he was asked, he would just shake his head or answer "no". Have you heard of this story?

53. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you need to strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

54. Seismological station prediction: There will be micro earthquakes from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

55. A drop of water is small in the ocean, but great in the desert; a red-crowned crane is small among the cranes, but great among the chickens; you are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty!

< p>56. Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"! April Fool’s Day text message (only one day a year)

57. This is a well-designed text message. Turn your phone upside down and you will see the wonderful patterns... It’s fun to turn your phone upside down. ?

58. I vomit even when I drink too much, cry when I am sad, climb into trees when driving, and can’t move even when I see a beautiful girl. I always feel that I have little income, and my relationship never progresses!

< p>59.(!) Ordinary butt (__!__) Fat butt (!) Tight butt (_._) Flat butt (_*_) Inflamed butt.

60. There is a kind of person who can be with me for eternity, called my lover; there is a kind of person with whom my blood is thicker than water, called my relative; there is also a kind of person who is still helping me count the money after being sold by me, for example, watching You who send text messages are called a fool! Happy holidays!

61. Don’t think that building a city means settling; don’t think that sowing seeds means harvest; don’t think that reaching the top means conquering; don’t think that I have forgotten you. Crucial moments, such as today, in this On special days, the first thing I think of is you.

62. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and There is durian that smells like your body! Happy April Fool's Day!

63. To encourage the growth of young people is absurd, to cover one's ears and steal the bell is foolhardy; to borrow arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, to fight against the odds is a decisive battle; to be romantic, to sacrifice one's life for righteousness is dedication; if you continue to read on, you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!

64.Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1, the White House in the United States was bombed, the entire building collapsed, the police closed down the entire Washington, 19 people died, 32 were injured, 11 people were missing...one person was deceived! happy holidays!

65. I’m not superstitious, but I firmly believe that everything is inappropriate on April Fool’s Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds real? Family affairs and state affairs are world affairs, and everything must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you success in making fools and not being fooled.

66. On this special day, I wanted to call you, but I was worried that you would misunderstand me; I wanted to blow you a kiss, but I was worried that you wouldn’t believe me.

After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a text message to say hello, have you been fooled today?

67. On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, I will give you a happy tiger to make you happy and amuse you, and I will also give you a happy tiger to accompany you until the end of your happiness. It's up to you to believe it or not if you tell a fool on April Fool's Day? Happy April Fools' Day!

68. When I have something to do, I will be so busy that I feel dizzy; when I have nothing to do, I will be bored; my favorite thing to do is to think about you and send you text messages, because another fool sees it. My text message is gone.

69. I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I have to choose a time to express my love, I hope it is: April Fools' Day!

70. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look more free and easy! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! I'm not an acquaintance. It's embarrassing to know that you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!

71. If you are embarrassed, please call 110; if you are in bad shape, please call 120; if you have a bad temper, please call 119; if you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone. Let’s talk in detail... April Fool’s Day text messages (only one day a year)

72. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. ...I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think about it, it would be nice to be a pig like you!

73. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: Your wig is going to fall off... Today is April Fool’s Day!

74. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: Your wig is going to fall off... Today is April Fool's Day.

75. You are interning in a mental hospital, and suddenly a mentally ill patient is chasing you with a kitchen knife. You turn around and run until you reach a dead end, thinking that this is the end. The patient says: I give you the knife, it’s your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

76. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the cash withdrawal function. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, please Smash the cash machine with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

77. China Mobile users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam your mobile phone on the ground. Drop it as hard as you can, and the phone will return to normal after a few times. Happy April Fools' Day!

78. Poor mobile phone users, I am very sorry that you have been infected with the April Fools' Day bacteria because you confirmed this text message. Now the bacteria are neatly dressed and energetic, and are passing through your body at a vigorous pace...

79. Weather forecast: There will be RMB rain in this area tonight, and sometimes there will be checks in the northwest, and there will be rain in some areas. There will be gold nuggets! The visual part reminds citizens to prepare big sacks and prepare to get rich! Have a happy April Fool's Day!

80. You have an angelic face and a devilish figure, even your fart posture is so Immaculate. But in public, how about controlling your rhythm? Happy April Fool's Day.

81. After getting to know you so far, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is basically a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are... …Two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

82. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I told you it's okay and you still click What the heck! Happy April Fool's Day!

83. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how cold the fire is How hot... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

84. I will pray to Buddha every day for a rose that will bloom for a long time until nine hundred and ninety. I gave it to you when I had nine flowers and said emotionally: Baby, I don’t believe that the bees I attracted won’t sting you! Happy April Fool’s Day!

85. I feel like I’ve known you for so long. Special, extreme, very, rare, extraordinary stupidity, and cute stupidity, hee hee, don’t be angry! Happy April Fool’s Day!

86. I almost forgot what day it is today , if I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it.

Days pass day by day, today is your good day, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

87. I spent a dime to send you this text message , just to tell you - I am not a penniless person. Just like this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

88. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I Love you I love you the snow in Saibei. Sorry, the cassette is gone. Happy April Fool's Day!

89. The sky is clear and the fields are vast. This year’s hope is too slim. Shuiwan Bay, the road is long, the days without money are too long, the buildings are tall, and people are busy. Can I join you to rob a bank tonight? Happy April Fool's Day.

90. I give you the twelve zodiac signs: I wish you to be as wise as a mouse, as strong as an ox, as bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as charming as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as gentle as a sheep, and as naughty as a goat. Like a monkey, beautiful like a chicken, loyal like a dog, and looks like a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

91. According to reports: Recently, Iraqi militants hung your photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away. Happy April Fool's Day!

92. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest becomes a mess, and the mother pig arranges: The big pig goes to block the door! The second pig goes to block the window! When she sees the little pig, the mother pig gets angry. He yelled: Third brother, don’t read the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

93. Chasing you and chasing you is like a hunter chasing a fox; kissing you and kissing you is like an old man nibbling corn.

94. The address book is being deleted. All information will be lost. Please wait...

95. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a smelly cesspool and crawled into it. Afterwards, you actually said: After all, we have lived in a good era, even the cesspit smells good.

96. Through "In-depth Observation", I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through "Oriental Time and Space", "face to face" with you, ask for "Today's Statement", and "tell the truth" to confess: I love you, cctv!

97. I created this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? If I am not famous, I am afraid of being strong. I don’t care about it for the sake of fools. It is a matter of success or failure, fools know. If you don’t believe it, look twice, fools must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day

98. Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have closed down the entire Washington. 19 people died and 32 were injured. 11 people are missing. . . 1 person has been deceived!

99. Don’t move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left, women on the right, abnormal ones stand in the middle, hey! I’m talking about you, pretending to look at your phone !

100. When you are in a bad mood, you can look in the mirror and say to yourself "I am beautiful, I am really beautiful" and you will feel better!! But don't do this often , because it is not good to lie often.

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