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What are the ways to keep your account intact?

How to ask for money without hurting the spirit;

1, "Brother, if it weren't for the urgent need of money recently, I wouldn't rush you, but I have to decorate the house (or other urgent matters) recently, so I will continue to ask for money. If you have money at hand, is it convenient to borrow the money last time? "

2. "The weather is really good today. Look, is that cloud on the horizon like the 200 yuan I lent you last time? " Some people don't want to pay back the money, maybe they forgot. This will remind each other.

Ask him out for dinner every day, but find an excuse not to pay the bill. Tell him that the money you lent me before can be paid back later. I'm in no hurry. However, this method is generally suitable for thick-skinned, don't try it easily, it may be difficult to make friends.

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Other ways to ask for money:

1, a euphemism for bookkeeping.

It really hurts to chat naked with friends and ask for an account. Be witty and smart.

For example: "Dude, should you pay me back what you owe me?" You think it's hard to say this. Creditors can turn into debtors, causing different ideas from each other: "Dude, I paid back Zhang San's money today, and I'm light without debt." Come on, let's have a drink to celebrate the success of debt repayment. "Most of the other party will hear the implication and will be interested in paying back the money.

2. Cry about the poor account

A friend doesn't want to pay back that much because he thinks you are rich. You can cry poverty appropriately, but there are too many reasons to cry poverty in life. "Hey, the company's efficiency is not good this month, and wages have been dragging on." "My mother-in-law is seriously ill and needs money badly." "The monthly mortgage loan is so tight."

3. Intervene in debt collection.

Sorry, you can ask the peacemaker when you want the bill. It's best to ask an acquaintance of the debtor to act as it. After all, acquaintances are easier to talk to.

The peacemaker can say to the debtor like this: "I heard that you borrowed money from your friend Huang, and I know all about Huang." He has encountered many difficulties recently, and the company's benefits are not good. In this case, he is willing to lend you money, which is really an iron buddy. "

If creditors say this in person, it sounds a bit far-fetched. But when the middleman said it, the credibility was much higher. As soon as the debtor was moved, he paid back all the money.