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Talk about receiving express delivery

Talk about receiving express delivery

1, I received the express message in the morning and wondered who could send me such a romantic thing. As a result, I didn't want the Huzhou in an instant. Then I silently took the courier with the last bit of luck, and it was really from home (ah, what to send when I went home on Thursday), and I took the courier back to the dormitory, and I was excited to open it, simply! Two bags of melon seeds! !

2. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!

3. I made another appointment in the afternoon. It was freezing cold. I played a wonderful game. Swallow the eggs as soon as they come up, and then deliver them. The decider was 0-3 behind, and the invisible egg was successfully sent back. Do you know what true love is after receiving the courier? Send me the black sesame paste as soon as you see me mourning my hair loss. Thank you.

4. The double 1 1 advertisement is coming again. I don't think it's necessary to squeeze this day unless it's half cheaper. It took 10 days to receive the express delivery last year. If it's only a discount of 10 yuan, I'd rather buy it in advance than be stuck in a traffic jam.

I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he just paid the phone bill today, and then all the text messages that he didn't send last month were automatically sent. I finally know why I didn't receive the express notice last month.

6. It's the season of receiving express delivery again. Sadness. It hurts. After that. Quit the net in March. Think behind closed doors.

7. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

8. Well, I called when I received the express at noon. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named my sister. Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift?

9. I was really shocked when I received the express. I went to buy the first batch of goods at Shuang 1 1, so fast.

10. I watched my male colleagues in the company receive the courier, opened it, took out the same skin care products, and told me what the use was, especially useful, and what the effect was. The fruit flavor is better than the mint flavor. . . Forgive my shock for a long time, so bumpy!

1 1, buy buy was very happy when she bought it, but she was disappointed when she bought it. She was very happy when she received the courier, and it was very troublesome to get it back. When he washed it, he found that some clothes could not be washed by machine. Collapse! Collapse! Hurry up and check the clothes that haven't arrived yet, except shoes and pants, there are hardly any! Sure! Machine! Wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.

12. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. Everything is delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly?

13. I got a courier call as soon as I came back. Because I haven't bought it online recently, I'm curious where the express delivery came from. I smiled again when I saw the address. [mail? Protected] The questionnaire got the bath essential oil they gave me. Hahaha, I don't even know when I joined. It seems that I really love Xin Wei. Keep surprising me in the future. I've had enough.

14, I suddenly received the news of express delivery when I was sick. I was touched when I took a look at the dessert bought by my brother who was studying outside the university.

15, I feel that every year1/month 1 1 day, she has never bought anything online. The empty shopping cart is completely out of proportion to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself and her weakness. When watching others enjoy shopping, she always tries to isolate herself from them and doesn't accept the surprise of express delivery, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on daily necessities, and she feels that she has owed her too much for a long time.

16, the money I spent last night, I woke up today and regretted it. Next, it may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.

17, I was happier when I received the courier than when I found my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the courier must be.

18, if you encounter unfinished questions on the way, you must ask me in time, and don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.

19, awesome. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

20. Impulse is the devil. . In order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. . The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad. .

2 1, you will receive the express tomorrow. . . There are essential differences between buyer's show and seller's show.

22. Think about the days when I will receive express delivery every day in the next few days. I'll get drunk.

23. As long as you receive the courier, you will be satisfied! Today is a happy day! From morning till night! I waited for a long time and finally arrived. Ignore my messy hair after a day's work Red stones bring me good luck!

24. I really want to receive the courier soon ~ I really want to pick the wedding photos quickly ~

25, the courier has worked hard ~ Every time I receive the courier, I will say thank you to the courier brother. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

26, at home on weekends, the courier received a soft hand. I won't make up for the excitement of the Double Eleven. I should buy it in advance. Who is the sweet friend who sent these oranges? SF Express delivered directly to your door. Who sent it? Eat first.

27. I received the courier early in the morning, so fast ~ Little Superman is cute ~

28. I wonder if you have tried such a thing. I bought a sweater coat on the Internet two days ago, and today I received a courier, which scared me to death. There is an unopened condom! ! !

29. Today last year, I just got into bed after the night shift and received the express delivery. I was ecstatic and ran downstairs. It's hard to hide my expectation and nervousness. From unpacking, to booting, to every animation, one happy day is enough, playing all day, full of feelings; Now, it has been used for a year and has never let me down. She's not just a cell phone. I miss you.

30. You should be very excited when you receive the express tomorrow. Please leave a smile for the first-line courier. They will pass on your smile to us behind the scenes, and let us pass on your carnival more passionately! Although this is the responsibility, but think about it. Besides duty, there should be warmth between people.

3 1, it was not easy to express my brother. Knowing that the school wouldn't let me out, he braved the rain to send me to the school gate at night, and was scolded by the gate, laughing, and later sent a text message asking me if I had received the express delivery.

The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~

33. After a day of chopping, the traffic has also gone a lot, and the number of bank cards has also decreased a lot. Express delivery is coming, but the goods are not what you want.

34. After receiving the courier, my daughter asked me, what did you buy? I said, "I didn't buy it, my sister bought it." The daughter said, "Isn't it nice to have a sister?" ! Sighed and said, "It's amazing to have a sister!"

35. What does it mean to receive a pair of leopard underwear by express yesterday? Girlfriend said you can wear it tomorrow. I picked up my coat and plunged into the dance floor. My girlfriend didn't expect you to be such a person! Now I want to go home alone. There is no Brownian motion.

36, this pair of eleven finally passed, alas, I still feel tired after spending the money, and I received the courier on the same day, so fast ~

37, fortunately, I didn't grab it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's 1 1. 1. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier for about 7 days, and I wish the courier complete!

38. Come to me five days later if you haven't received the courier. T T, I'll send you a single number when I get home.

Excerpt from boyfriend's confession (50)

Received a courier from my boyfriend.

1. After work recently, I visited Taobao to place an order, bought it at buy buy, and received the courier the next day.

It's time to tighten your belt and start bibimbap, but I was happy when I received the courier.

The best gift is never anything, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.

4. After the shopping festival, wait for the express delivery and start an endless life of eating soil.

As a courier, my greatest happiness after shopping is to receive a double-digit courier.

6. The scarf of the lucky draw has been received! I opened it as soon as I got the courier. I love it! ! It's beautiful. I like it.

7. Starting from today, receiving express delivery is my motivation.

8. Don't say anything, maybe receiving express delivery is the happiest thing for women, and I have to admit that I am really a loser.

9. This year's shopping festival is coming to an end. I am happy to think that the courier calls me every day and that I have to work hard to receive the courier every day.

10. I didn't expect to receive a gift of beauty makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.

1 1. I finally got to the express cabinet on the weekend morning and didn't want to get up and get it, then lamented why I didn't deliver it to my door.

12. The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~

13. I spent so much money that I can only make up for it by express delivery! ! I opened nine packages at one go the night before yesterday.

14. This year's express delivery is super fast. I have received several couriers, and I enjoy the process of receiving and unpacking couriers.

15. I received the express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

16. It's really the fastest year to receive express delivery at the shopping festival. /kloc-I paid the final payment at 0: 30, and the courier was at home when I woke up.

17. I still have five today, hahahahahaha, and three have not been delivered. 10 or more express delivery is so cool.

How does it feel to receive a courier from your boyfriend?

18. I feel very lost after paying the balance. It is said that the shopping festival is comparable to the Spring Festival Evening. After paying the last payment, I have a feeling that I will never forget this night. Fortunately, the next wave of express delivery is about to open! ! Help me up! I'm fine!

19. I woke up today and regretted spending money last night. Next, it may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.

20. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. Everything is delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...

2 1. The express delivery of this year's shopping festival was a bit unexpected, and three were received early in the morning.

22. Although I will start to eat the soil after paying the final payment, I seem to be able to chop my hand at the thought of receiving the express delivery.

23. Although I am poor, the happiness of receiving express delivery is really cool. Try to make money.

24. It's really cool to lie in bed and call by express to say that things are left at the door and then receive the goods you like.

25. The courier downstairs has set up a stall to prepare for delivery, and the horn for receiving the courier has sounded.

26. I suddenly received a courier, which was my wife's sticker and tape. They are so small and lovely! I like it. I like it.

27. At noon, I got a call from the courier. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …

28. I don't know if I received a gift. It's such a simple thing that I want to do, but I can't think of a better way. Life is the same, always full of setbacks. ....

29. Ding Dong has been checked. Thank the boss for his love and like to express a lot. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.

30. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad.

3 1. Excitement when shopping, surprise when receiving express delivery, and heartbeat when repaying.

32. Feel the speed of the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.

33. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.

34. I am very happy to receive the courier today. This year's shopping festival delivery is too fast, depending on logistics, the delivery has been made after the deposit has been paid.

How does it feel to receive a courier from your boyfriend?

35. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!

36. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!

37. The last payment was paid last night, and now the first express delivery has been started. This year's shopping festival is great.

Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!

As I am in this warehouse, I don't know where the goods are.

40. Today, the express delivery has been sent out. It feels like the shopping festival is over, and the next day is waiting for the express delivery.

4 1. Spending money is happy, shopping is happy, and receiving express delivery is happier.

42. I completely forgot the sadness of the bankrupt and began to enjoy receiving the express delivery.

43. I am drunk when I think about the days when I will receive express delivery every day for the next few days.

44. The happiness of fishermen is to receive express delivery, and they can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.

45. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for this, so that we can create a better tomorrow!

46. A boring weekend work day. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.

47. Ha ha ha ha ha so real! Three more just came. Get up and take it later.

48. The happiest moment every day is "receiving express delivery"! See the world after receiving it. Look at the cold and warm life!

I didn't buy anything at the shopping festival. Look at the way everyone receives the courier and make sure that they are really poor.

50. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I open the rookie wrap first.

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't get it off. Let's talk about forty first.

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't get it off. Let's talk about the first one first.

1. I call next week Happy Delivery Week.

2. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier in about 7 days, and I wish the courier is complete!

3. Waiting for the courier is expectation, taking the courier is full of expectation, unpacking the courier is relief, and the moment you receive the courier is a surprise.

4. Yes, hahaha, I am very happy to receive the express. What I get is mine, unlike what others get, it may not be yours.

I am shocked to receive the courier every day, and I can't see the courier's face at all.

6. What girls like best is receiving express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and break the record.

7. I have been looking forward to the arrival of express delivery since I paid the last payment. I have been receiving express delivery in my dream, and there is no one.

8. I really withered at the shopping festival, which is the great pain of having no money. I can't help but think about receiving express delivery.

9. I really want all the couriers in the courier cabinet.

10. The shopping festival is more exciting and exciting than the Spring Festival. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. I thought that no festival could really bring me such lasting happiness.

1 1. This shopping festival has finally passed. Alas, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the courier on the same day, it was really fast ~

12. The annual shopping festival and large-scale express delivery project was officially launched.

13. The woman received the courier and knew what was inside, but she was curious.

14. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

15. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.

16. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

17. Nothing makes people happier than receiving a courier before getting up.

18. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

19. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!

20. This is the express delivery I received these days, 19 pieces, and there will be 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm super happy!

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't get it off. Let's talk about the second part first.

2 1. This year's shopping festival is over, followed by a pleasant delivery time.

22. I am so happy to receive the courier, so I must wait until the child falls asleep and enjoy it slowly.

23. this year's shopping festival logistics is so powerful that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.

24. When you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.

25. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than I do. Every time I receive a courier, I have to call or video to tell me how much I have received.

26. I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

27. I completely cut my hand at the shopping festival. I will be happy if I start eating soil tomorrow but receive the express delivery.

28. The shopping festival successfully picked up many things. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

29. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for a few days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and set it up casually. I like it very much.

30. The first express delivery has been received. It is said that the deposit will be delivered this year, and the final payment will be delivered immediately at the express station.

3 1. The courier has worked hard ~ I will say thank you to the courier brother every time I receive the courier. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

32. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.

33. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

34. I didn't expect to receive a gift of beauty makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.

35. The first thing to do when you get up after paying the final payment every day is to see where my courier is. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

36. I began to receive express delivery happily ~ I have been happy until the repayment time!

On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me. Very touching.

38. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many express delivery, you will be happy when you open it.

39. I fell down with joy when I received the courier.

40. Why did everyone receive the goods? More than 20 couriers sent three messages, but I didn't stand high enough.

Talking about the feeling of receiving a friend's birthday present (50 articles)

Feeling about Receiving Express Delivery of Friends' Birthday Gifts (Part One)

1. I really want to receive the courier soon ~ I really want to pick a wedding photo soon ~

2. I forgot to change my address during the shopping festival, and a group of couriers went to school. Oh, I want to stay at school to receive express delivery these days.

I don't care what's in it, I only care about the happiness of receiving express delivery!

I received a shopping festival express. By the way, I got up and took a breath of northwest wind.

I have to be immersed in the happiness of sending and receiving express these days.

6. I can't express my feelings of receiving express delivery, and I feel very fulfilled, only to find that one person can't move so much.

7. The first thing I do when I get up after paying the final payment every day is to see where my courier is. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

8. Unhappiness is put aside first, and then experience the happiness of receiving express delivery first.

9. I sent two SF Express in the morning. I hope the recipients are happy and have a little surprise.

10. Feel the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the early morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.

1 1. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

12. It is a little comfort to receive your gift every holiday.

13. My hot pot has arrived, and other couriers are also delivering it. I never imagined that the shopping festival was the fastest time for me to receive express delivery.

14. This courier is the same as unpacking a blind box. You can't share the happiness.

15. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

16. Starting from today, not only migrant workers, but also people queuing for express delivery will come to eat natives.

17. Every other day is the day when express delivery is booming.

My feeling of receiving a birthday present from my friend (Part II)

18. The shopping festival is over, and it's time to receive express delivery.

19. I was completely cut off at the shopping festival. I'll be happy if I start eating dirt tomorrow but don't accept express delivery.

20. The pain of paying the last payment in the shopping festival depends on the name of the courier.

2 1. Bankrupt migrant workers, etc.

22. Come to me if you don't receive the courier in a few days. I'll send you a single number when I get home.

23. Waiting for express delivery is sad and anxious, and receiving express delivery is exciting and exciting.

24. I didn't feel any happiness when I received the express delivery. Many times I don't even want to open the box when I receive it. I'm only happy if I buy it.

25. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.

26. Now the seller's delivery speed is really fast, and it feels good to wait for delivery.

27. The annual shopping festival was officially launched.

28. I hope I can receive the express delivery as soon as the shopping festival!

29. I am shocked to receive express delivery every day. I can't see the courier's face at all.

30. Life is like receiving express delivery. You never know, there will always be unexpected surprises. Take life seriously and start by constantly creating small surprises for yourself.

3 1. Suddenly, I received a courier. It's my wife's sticker and tape. They are so small, so cute! I like it. I like it.

32. Nothing is more enjoyable than receiving a courier before getting up.

33. The excitement of shopping, the surprise of receiving express delivery, and the heartbeat of repayment.

34. Wait for express delivery ... dispatch ... take it. ...

Feelings about Receiving Express Delivery of Friends' Birthday Gifts (3)

35. Anyway, the week of waiting for delivery is wonderful ~

36. I finally paid, and then I waited for the express delivery, unpacked and returned.

37. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many express delivery, you will be happy when you open it.

38. I am very happy today. I received the express delivery. I really like it. Thank you, little sister.

39. Shopping Festival is more atmosphere and exciting than Chinese New Year. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. On second thought, no festival can really bring me such lasting happiness.

40. The greatest happiness is that you can sign for the express every day.

4 1. I was born out of control and my money was exhausted by the courier.

42. I'm bored ... courier brother calls at 10 o'clock every night: Are you asleep? Didn't sleep outside. Did you get the delivery?

43. This shopping festival has finally passed. Hey, I still feel tired after spending money. It's really fast to receive the courier on the same day ~

44. I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

45. It's time to scrimp and eat, and it's time to start bibimbap, but it's also fun to receive express delivery.

46. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.

47. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money for a while is cool, and spending money has always been cool.

48. In the new week, happiness begins with receiving express delivery.

49. I am happier when I receive the express message than when I find my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the express must be.

50. Prepare to buy at buy buy before shopping, be happy and excited after shopping, and wait for express delivery every day.