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How can a man send nine yuan and nine packs of lipstick in an elegant return?
I'll give you a solution:
Step 1: Accept your boyfriend's lipstick and thank him. In return, send a mobile phone case, a gadget with similar price.
Step 2: Tell your boyfriend that lipstick is probably eaten by mistake, and lipstick that is too cheap may contain harmful substances.
Step 3: Tell him the big-name price of lipstick. Even Chanel and Dior lipsticks only cost more than 200 yuan. By the way, the lipstick he bought this time is actually imitation of Givenchy's lambskin. By the way, show him pictures of lambskin.
Step 4: Tell him that in addition to big brands, there are cheap brands such as kiko, Marie Daijia and Dexian, and the price does not exceed 100 yuan.
The last step: tell him that you don't need this lipstick, but you will collect it because it is the first lipstick he gave. Thanks again.
Actually, it's not. What we want to express is not that lipstick is cheap, but that you should have a number of letters in your heart. Everyone is not a snob, and I believe most of you are like me.
1. On my high school birthday, I still felt very happy when I stepped into the classroom and saw ceramic cups in my twenties and thirties, small towels folded into cakes and fast watches.
2. I usually buy 10 yuan trinkets to wear, and 10 yuan to use Shiseido eyebrow pencil. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Although Dior is in my bag, my name will still be kiko.
But here's the problem. You gave ceramic cups in high school because you didn't have your own income. What about you after work? Can the ceramic cups from 20 yuan still be delivered?
You and I both think the eyebrow pencil with a dozen dollars is very good. We may buy it back indefinitely, or we may buy two more for our friends, but what if it is a birthday present? Can you deliver the goods? Let alone a lover. Just give me an injection, and forget about friends who are particularly hard up. But the subject's boyfriend obviously didn't eat or eat.
As adults, why don't we give small gifts in boutiques that have no emotion or special significance? You are thick-skinned enough to give such a gift. You have expected that your friends will be disappointed, and you will become the talk of friends after dinner.
We are not all rich and beautiful, at least I am not. We also eat instant noodles and use cheap things. Most lipsticks are bought by yourself, so there is no need to be sour. It's just that we don't accept 28 yuan lipstick from people we've worked with. It's a gesture. Thank you. Don't say you don't know lipstick and brand. Most people have heard of Dior.
Many times, the red size bought by my boyfriend may not be appropriate. We don't accept my boyfriend's lipstick. Let him buy a full-color number to fill the cosmetic bag. Most of the time, I'm just happy inside. I am Dior in your lipstick.
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