What are some funny and humorous jokes?

1. A joke I saw on the Internet: 'Sir, are you buying a house? If you don't buy it, the price will go up again.' Well, in fact, I have no money, no house, and no house. "There was silence on the other end of the phone." Sir, I am here to help real estate developers distribute flyers, and the price is 80 yuan a day, regardless of food. If you are interested, you can contact me. "

2. It doesn’t matter whether you want to buy it or not. Come and have a look in the house. Go and have a look in the house!!! All the famous brands in our store are sold for two yuan. All are sold for two yuan!!! !!!Everything you choose is two yuan, and whatever you buy is two yuan! !!! !!Everything you choose is two yuan! Selling for two yuan!!! Dealing for two yuan, sale for two yuan!!!!!!Real clearance, real sale!!!!!!You don’t need to ask the price, you don’t need to bargain, and you are not afraid of being ripped off. !!!!!! Everything is sold for two yuan, and everything you buy is two yuan! , you can buy everything for two yuan! Money, you can't be fooled! !!! Real value for money! !!! Get whatever you want, buy whatever you want! ! "Everything is sold for two yuan, just pick and choose."!! 1!! If you pass by, don't miss it! , the whole place sells two pieces, the whole place sells two pieces!!!!! !

3. A small-scale food company wants to promote its hot sauce before it goes on the market. If we can’t afford to rent a billboard in the city, we rent a billboard at the city gate. After renting the billboard, the company immediately posted a notice for leasing: "Advertising space for rent, 880,000 for the whole year!" The impact of the sky-high price sign seemed undoubted, and gradually the whole city knew that there was an absurdly expensive advertising space at this intersection. . A month later, the hot sauce advertisement went up, and the market quickly opened up.

4. I went out on a tricycle and saw a wallet on the back seat. I told the master whose wallet had fallen. When I went to get it, I found that it was tied to the seat. I asked the master what happened and he said , when there are fewer customers and more cars, customers will choose a car. Every time when a customer chooses a car, he will see a wallet at the back, and a cheap person will take his car. When he gets on the car, he finds that he cannot take it out and there is nothing he can do. This can attract more customers.

5. A new fish pond opened yesterday, and the fishing fee is 100 yuan. After fishing all day without catching any fish, the boss said that anyone who didn’t catch a fish would be given a chicken as a gift. Many people went there and when they came back, everyone came back with a chicken. Everyone was very happy! I think the boss is very interesting!! ! Later, the gatekeeper of the fishing ground said that the boss was originally a professional chicken farmer, and there were no fish in the fish pond.

6. Practical case of clearing inventory: I saw 688 pairs of Nike sneakers on the Internet, and the seller said that every pair was fake and I would pay three for every one. So I bought it, but when the express arrived today, I opened it and saw that it was 4 pairs of fake Nike shoes.