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What incredible gifts have you received?

Do sanitary napkins count?

When I was in junior high school, I actually received a pack of sanitary napkins on my birthday.

What happened?

Is it for me? Can the gift be subtle? Don't make girls shy, okay? I was thin-skinned. Fortunately, the packaging of sanitary napkins is beautifully wrapped in gift paper.

I was very happy when I received it. Wow, the packaging is good. I don't know what that is. But so light?

Fortunately, I didn't open the presents in front of my roommates, but hid in my bed and slowly opened them. No one's name was mentioned on the wrapping paper, and there were no words in it.

I was shocked to see the appearance of sanitary napkins.

Why do I feel that gifts should be stationery, dolls, exquisite trinkets, etc. Aren't sanitary napkins personal? Can you send it out? Are we close enough to deliver sanitary napkins?

So embarrassed, I want to lose my memory. If I knew it was this thing, I wouldn't have taken it. Don't let anyone know my birthday next time.

Damn, these people, today is not April Fool's Day. Are you kidding?