33 sentences selected from funny video copywriting materials

The aroma of roasted chestnuts spreading throughout the city in October, the warm roasted sweet potatoes in your hands in November, and the candied haws on bamboo skewers stuffing your mouth in December, this year is almost over . ~~I think you are interested in such a sentence? The following is a selection of 33 sentences of funny video copywriting materials that I have carefully collected and organized to bring to you. Welcome to bookmark this website and continue to pay attention to our updates!

1. Enter in Baidu: Is there anyone more handsome than me? It replies, Sorry, not found yet!.

2. A truly brave person dares to face the balance on his bank card and the number on the scale...

3. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of the kitchen knife; no matter how good your intelligence is, you are still afraid of the kitchen knife. Knock it down with a brick; wear other people's shoes, walk your own way, and let others find it! I send you Monday greetings and make others envious and jealous!

4. All weekends that are not for the purpose of sleeping are just hooligans

5. Here is another story about a couple. One day, the two of them took their children out to eat.

6. Pray for the God of Wealth to come from heaven, wish you good luck and prosperity; pray for beautiful flowers and full moon night, happy love; pray for everything to be renewed when spring returns to the earth; pray for dreams to come true, and all your wishes to come true. On the Xiyuan Festival, I wish my dear friends happiness!

7. Even gods can take a vacation now, why can’t I, a mortal?

8. I just want to cut off the relationship with you, but I can still afford the ten cents for text messages

9. Weekend notice: I don’t care if you are not allowed to enjoy yourself alone. Ask, it is forbidden to play games and entertainment and completely forget me, it is forbidden to eat big fish and meat without any rules, it is forbidden to have nothing to do but not contact me. The weekend is coming, keep the above in mind~

10. Work hard to earn money, run around day and night to fight for a seat; buy a house, a car, a wife, provide for your parents and children; live a tiring life, don’t forget to take care of yourself body. Men's Health Day, I wish you good health and happiness!

11. After kindergarten, I lost my innocence; after I went to elementary school, I lost my childhood; after I went to junior high school, I lost my happiness; after I went to high school, I lost my thoughts; after I went to college, I lost my mind. Finally, I lost my pursuit; it’s the weekend, don’t lose your happiness

12. You can live without a mobile phone, but I can’t live without it

13. Just Why do you love eating meat when you are fat? You have spent tens of millions of years climbing to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables!

14. May all your troubles in this life be brutally dealt with, and your sorrow become nothing. Sadness also looks for other things, and pain washes away in a golden basin. Once the bleakness is gone, there is no turning back, and the sadness will no longer exist. World Handwashing Day, happiness is with you!

15. On average, the total area of ??the intestinal tract is 200 square meters. The place where we live is not as big as the place where shit lives, so we might as well go to "shi"! It’s really worse than “shit”!

16. What should we do about the left-behind elderly and children? How to solve the problem of left-behind spouse? Have a headache?

17. My sister wears tight pants not to show off her figure, but to prevent thieves.

18. Gold is more precious than silver, platinum is more precious than gold, diamonds are more precious than platinum, feelings are more precious than diamonds, and you are more precious than feelings. Friends, it’s cold out here, keep warm and don’t catch a cold!

19. When you read other people’s QQ signatures, do you feel that I have also thought of this signature, but it’s just a step later than you.

20. Society laughs at my vulnerability, the reality of my acne society.

21. I saw a beautiful woman on the bus. I stared at her for a while, but I didn’t expect that she actually glared at me, "What are you looking at! You bastard!" I yelled sternly.

22. Play the trick of breaking up with me, I think that’s all you can do

23. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua University, it’s just that the teacher doesn’t know the difference

24. Autumn is coming again in the blink of an eye, and I have never stopped thinking about you; although the distance is far away, my care for you has never diminished; don’t forget your friends’ care, and send you a text message to remind you; take more rest when the weekend comes, and embrace a happy and good mood!

25. Watching the gossip happen, if you don’t do it, wouldn’t you be too stupid!

26. Good times are always too short, but short moments are usually not beautiful.

27. Sometimes the truth is like a cough. When too much is suppressed, it will spew out.

28. In winter, a girl’s white and tender hands should be placed in the pocket of the person she likes.

29. Is anyone here? I am delivering the goods, please check and accept them: a lifetime of peace and happiness; a prosperous future and career; sweet love and good mood; good luck that will always favor you, please be sure to keep it!

30. Learn like tofu, smell bad and eat delicious, this is called connotation

31. Care for life, travel in a civilized manner, and resolutely resist speeding, overcrowding, overloading and fatigue driving , Jiangsu Provincial Public Security Department Traffic Patrol Corps works with you to build a safe, harmonious and happy home.

32. There is nothing that cannot be solved by a big meal, there is no trouble that cannot be forgotten by sleeping in, and there are no words that cannot be conveyed by sending a red envelope.

33. The fragrance of roasted chestnuts spreading throughout the city in October, the warm roasted sweet potatoes in your hands in November, and the candied haws on bamboo skewers stuffing your mouth in December, this year is almost over it's over.