A letter from Tang Priest to Bajie

Tang priest is the owner of the pig. Although piggy is usually naughty and has a coquettish attitude towards women, piggy still listens to his master. The following is a letter from the Tang priest to Bajie that I shared with you. Welcome to read and study.

A letter from Tang Priest to Bajie

Bajie and his disciples:

How have you been recently? I have a message for you. I'm leaving. I'm going to study in the west. Don't worry about me, this is my helpless choice after careful consideration.

Back in those days, our master and apprentice were apprenticed to Tianzhu and returned to Beijing. What a beautiful scene this is. The welcoming crowd, the jubilant ocean, and hundreds of thousands of fans shouted: "Tang Priest, Tang Priest, I love you just like a mouse loves rice." My eyes are full of tears. Even Comrade Li Shimin, the best emperor in the history of China, personally met me in spite of his busy schedule. How happy and glorious this is.

Unfortunately, good flowers don't bloom often and good times won't last long. I have been studying Buddhism since I collected scriptures in Yanta. Who knows when I wake up, the world has changed. Look at the temples, where people are crowded and incense is flourishing. Monks are all fat intestines, and one incense costs more than 1000 yuan. When they see tourists, they want to "light up" There are Taoist priests who can tell fortune along the road in the park, as well as true and false nuns and monks who travel around. Even in Shaolin, a world-famous temple, the abbot is holding a laptop, humming pop songs and driving a BMW. I kept calling my cell phone and sending business cards, developing and attracting investment, and selling land to attract investment.

I preach classics with them. The leader said that I was obsessed with Buddhist scriptures and didn't know how to focus on "economy". He also forced me to issue an order as a monk: in the future, all monks should recite scriptures in English and be in line with the world. Offenders will not be evaluated as "professional titles". How can I get it if I don't evaluate my professional title? Monks are good at cooking. If they don't get the title, they can only fetch water to cook and clean the yard forever. I tried, but people wouldn't listen. He also said that my education is not hard, and I have an Indian diploma, which is not in my national series, so I will not be promoted in the future. I only know what classics to learn, but I know nothing about "keeping pace with the times". Although you can peel onions with one finger, you still sit on the bench. If you don't listen to the command again, you will be replaced by a turtle CEO and fired by your Tang Priest. Here you are. This is simply forcing monks to eat meat and prostitution. Tathagata Buddha yo. Guanyin bodhisattva I am indignant and depressed. In the world, lang lang gan Kun. Buddha's light can shine on all beings, so why not let me contribute my life to Buddhism? I am a great Buddhist country, but evil is everywhere.

Buddha said that there should be no evil source in people's hearts. Liars can send you text messages and call you every day to cheat you; Buddha said that people should not have greed. But civil servants are busy with greed for money, greed for work, greed for pets, greed for money and lust for sex. Buddha said, be merciful and give alms to the poor. It is the working people who donate money and materials to help the people in disaster relief; Buddha said, don't indulge. The Buddha also said that the Buddha stopped talking. Buddha, I am so angry!

Bajie, I really regret that I didn't listen to your apprentice and insisted on sticking to what Buddhist posts and preaching what Buddhism. You are a famous entrepreneur now, and your house in Lan Xiu International Garden in Gaolaozhuang sells well. All the monks at or above the division level here have bought it, and some have bought more than one set. Yesterday, I saw you having dinner with the city leaders on TV. I also saw the young female secretary next to you ogling you. Bajie, I know your charm index is relatively high now. Girls like you and say you know how to love women. I like your pig eyes and double eyelids best. Now, even your pork has appreciated. A few days ago, I met a toad. It says it doesn't want to eat swan meat. It wants to eat pig's head because it is afraid of bird flu. I also know that the sentence "how can people not get hurt when they are floating in rivers and lakes" is wrong. Say, "You often walk by the river. How can you not get wet?" Is wrong. Anyway, whether you are injured or wet, you have made mistakes in life before. At that time, if you were not jealous and stole Chang 'e's belt, how could the Queen Mother kick you into the pigsty? Well, forget the past. Anyway, you have to think about it. Those girls like what's in your bag. Also, you have to be worthy of Yulan. You are a husband and wife in trouble. Our master and apprentice have gone to learn the scriptures, and Miss Gao Shen has been waiting for you in Gaolaozhuang for many years. Now, where is this girl? Lenin said: forgetting the past means betrayal. You can't be Chen Shimei. You just "spent" a little outside, but the red flag at home must not fall. This is very important, and it is also a necessary condition for investigating the promotion and appointment of cadres in the future.

A month ago, your monkey brother came to see me and saw that I was wronged. He insisted on dragging me back to Huaguoshan, but I have my Buddhist career. For the sake of career, it's nothing to be wronged, what's more, there are many people who are wronged in China. The monkey left by himself in a fit of pique. I know he means well. I'm leaving this time, and I don't know when I can see you. Bajie, go and see him for me when you are free. Tell him the master is thinking of him. He is a good monkey.

And Friar Sand and Jason Wu. I heard that his life is more difficult. My net is an honest man, neither stealing nor being lazy, nor being crafty or slippery, but I just didn't rush to a "well-off society". Who is honest now seems to be a fool. His father had a heart bypass surgery last year, which cost tens of thousands of dollars and was in debt. This year, the child he adopted will be admitted to the university, and the child is doing well. He said that he must go to Tsinghua Peking University, alas. He just has no money. This is my ten thousand yuan translation fee. Bajie, you are a rich man. Take it out and let us help him together. "No matter how hard you are, you can't suffer from children, and no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education." Children are the hope of the motherland's future.

The letter is too long, but there seems to be a lot to say. I won't study in the west this time. Nowadays, the diplomas of western schools are excellent, such as Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge and Yale. You can do both, not to mention studying Buddhism and going to the west. Even Chinese studies are going to the west. In addition, you should take the Silk Road to the West, passing through Xinjiang, Tibet and Afghanistan. In particular, the Taliban in Afghanistan blew up the magnificent Bamiyan Buddha. Sin, kindness, kindness.

Bajie, master, I'm leaving. You should unite sincerely and keep a low profile. When I come back from studying abroad, it will be the time for my Buddhism to revive. By then, we must build a harmonious society and recreate an original ecological beautiful homeland with clear water, blue sky and no pollution.

Huh? What happened to my white horse tied outside the door? Now, this girl wants to find Prince Charming every day. If she can't find the prince, she will steal the white horse. Hey, now I'm afraid of losing everything, but I'm not afraid of losing face.

Bajie's letter to Tang Priest

Dear master:

Hello!

I should have answered your letter as soon as possible. Due to the busy business recently, I was delayed for a while. I hope your dad understands.

Master, in your letter, you criticized me for not lending money to Monkey (I don't know how this kid chewed my tongue behind my back). You don't know, I have my difficulties. Although I have earned two dollars in these years, today this charity, tomorrow's Project Hope and the beauty contest the day after tomorrow have all sponsored me, and my wallet has already shrunk. The tax authorities also came to audit the accounts and urged tax evasion, 58 million yuan. I was so anxious to get rid of them that my mouth was soaked. These two days coincided with a fire in the backyard. My concubines clamor for gold clothes, silver clothes, cars and villas every day. Others say yes, but my dear sister Chang 'e can't be wronged. I think it took me a lot of effort to defeat Erlang God, the Four Heavenly Kings and other rivals before I caught her. At that time, I made a thousand wishes and promised to give the title of Tang Huo, the sister of Mrs Chang 'e. But Gao Cuilan didn't want a divorce and threatened to sue me in the supervision organ of the Commission for Discipline Inspection (I don't know when this bitch left a hand and recorded some of my activities in detail over the years, which one was enough to sentence me to death). I owe this to Sister Chang 'e, so I have to make up for it with money. Last week, at the international automobile trade exhibition, I saw Ferrari produce a new type of sports car, which was decorated with exquisite necessities. Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Lamborghini and Mercedes-Benz, which famous cars have not been driven? I can't help it, your apprentice. I just can't get past that woman.

Besides, since we came back from the Western Heaven, monkeys have been doing nothing all day. Today, he is looking for a drink, and tomorrow, the monkeys and grandchildren in Fish Life and Huaguoshan are fooling around all day. Can we not sit and eat? So they deserve it, not to mention the old saying "save the poor if you are in emergency".

Master, you blame me for building an unstable building, which is a shoddy project, and you also say that I have no conscience and made a fortune. Master, you have wronged me too much. This project has been subcontracted to me six times. Who won't distribute the profits? What's more, I have to deliver food to the safety supervision station and other departments. Tell me, how much profit do I have? I can't do business at a loss, so steel bars are replaced with finer ones, cement is replaced with inferior ones, and others do the same. I'm just a little lucky, disciple. At that time, the soil on one side of the building was piled too high, and the underground garage on the other side was excavating the foundation pit. The pressure difference between the two sides of the building caused the house to collapse, which was purely accidental. However, the weak construction events led to the unprecedented prosperity of tourism in Tiangong. In recent days, the site where the building collapsed has been developed into a famous "tourist attraction" by the Tourism Bureau. Many immortals have been "visiting" in an endless stream, and tickets have earned a lot of money. This is my old pig's unintentional contribution to heaven.

Master, I advise you to be flexible and keep pace with the times. Look around you. What a world this is. The health minister, the Antarctic immortal Weng, is making fake drugs. Wen Quxing, Minister of Education, is selling high-tech cheating equipment for scientific research to students. Baihua Fairy is selling fake cosmetics, and Shenfo is busy buying stocks and speculating in foreign exchange. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are busy selling official hats among immortals, and the Tathagata is selling Buddhist scriptures to all fairy houses. This is really for the benefit of heaven. You see, your mind is full of eight right paths, four truths and twelve karma, and you are chanting "Amitabha, all evils and all goodness" all day long. Your pockets are empty, and the material foundation determines the superstructure. Will you have a position at home? Will your teachers and mothers like you? I dare advise you to put down your airs and adapt to the environment. You should know that we are a nation that knows "survival of the fittest" best. You can also give a lecture on "the essence of Buddhist thought and enterprise management" and publish a basic book, which will make you rich. How many people who are less famous than you will become rich and famous.

Master, some businessmen will come to see me, so that's it. I'll talk to you later, or you can leave me a message on QQ.

Bye.

Your favorite student, Zhu.

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