Looking for some humorous jokes, SMS yellow, don't.

AB two children are fighting for their father, and neither of them will let anyone.

A: my father is a gentleman.

B: so is my dad.

A: my father is a gentleman.

B: what's the big deal? my dad has a higher status. he is a "gentleman on the beam"!

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Finally, the murderer said, "My Lord, there is something unknown to the villain. How do you know the details of my crime so well?"

"This is what our government saw with its own eyes."

"My Lord, it was dark and windy that night, and no one was around."

Bao Zheng pointed to his face and said, "You know!"