Chinese sentence-breaking jokes

1. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

2. the Monkey King carries the suitcase in the front, and Tang Priest drives the BMW in the back.

3. Mountains are not piled, trains are not pushed, enthusiasm is not urged, and cowhide is blown by you!

4. When you leave the examination room, tell yourself: Nothing, I am determined to participate!

5. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong to the middle, so ugly.

6. Actually, I'm not lazy, but raising fish is really troublesome. I used to change water once a week, but now I change fish once a week.

7. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I feel itchy if I don't step on mice for a day; C: I don't go to the street for a few times a day. D: It's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

8. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.

9. I feel unhappy because I am not pursuing "happiness" but "being happier than others".

1. I am alone, like a bad old man, quite quiet.

11. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

12. Plant cactus instead of letting people lie down!

13. Any friends who know about sports cars, please recommend a sports car with 4 million to 8 million yuan, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashionable and beautiful appearance. I will use it as a mobile phone wallpaper.

14. It is not terrible to hide a knife in a smile. What is terrible is that it is difficult to prevent it.

15. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far apart, but that students are in different rooms.

16. The headmaster said, "Last year's cleaning was the responsibility of senior one students, and this year it's the turn of senior two students."

17. The judge asked: Why did you print counterfeit money? The criminal said: because I can't print real money.

18. I quarreled with my deskmate and suddenly received a text message from my deskmate in class: I'm sorry. I was very moved. I was just about to reply to his short message when my deskmate suddenly shouted: Teacher, he is playing with his mobile phone!

19. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere

2. I will always like you until I become a schoolmaster.

21. It's hard to go to school at noon on weeding day. A small book, just for an afternoon.

22. Spending money is as simple as taking a shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

23. As soon as I get up in the morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

24. Tomorrow will be another day. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, we might as well put it off.

25. The significance of a holiday lies in a morning when you can't afford it, a midnight when you can't sleep and a daytime when you can't go out.

26. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history, red silk-socks, black boots and steel pipes

27. RMB represents your strength. I think you can only be a retard now.