Humorous greetings for Goddess’ Day

Funny birthday greetings for the goddess

1) Mountains and water are connected, and the scenery is more beautiful; sugar and water meet, and they dissolve faster; you and I are connected in spirit, and our friendship is stronger; I I always keep your birthday in my heart, and send my sincere blessings to you, happy birthday!

2) Cupid said: One arrow represents love at first sight, two arrows represent consensual consent, and three arrows represent three lifetimes of good fortune. Baby, I’m going to shoot you with all my heart, but I don’t believe you can’t become a hedgehog! Haha, happy birthday, my friend!

3) I’ll give you leather shoes to wear all year round, and I’ll give you a leather jacket that will never change; Come hum with your microphone and show off your talents in public; wiggle your butt and wag your tail, and hurriedly flip through the text messages with your front paws; take a breath when you see this, otherwise you will burst into laughter. Pig, happy birthday!

4) Unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! Valuable is the true love that will never change! I am happy to know you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday

5) I wish you longevity and prosperity, and a happy birthday! Today is the same day every year, and today is the same day every year! Congratulations, congratulations!

6) Dedicated to The most important pig in my life: May you be happy, happy, fat, cute, and healthy all your life.

7) The dawn is dawning, happiness is by your side, the sun is shining, the smile is setting in your heart, and joy is with you all day long. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday on this day.

8) Pig! Have you slept? There is something I must say now, listen, I only say it once: Happy birthday !

9) Beast Star: Happy birthday to you, Pig. Congratulations on the fact that you have had wrinkles for another year~~ You are one step closer to having wrinkles all over your face~

10) I wish you: be as blessed as a bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big rock in Nanshan Mountain.

11) As your birthday approaches, I wish you a successful career, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you!

12) Another wonderful beginning. May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. Happy birthday!

13) Birthday boy, I wish you all the best. All wishes can come true, all dreams can come true, all expectations can appear, all efforts can be fulfilled!

14) On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes. : First, I wish you good health; second, I wish you happiness; third, I wish you all the best!

15) Unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! Valuable is the true love that will never change! I am happy to know you! I present my favorite carnations and wish you a happy birthday!

Blessings for March 8th Goddess’ Day

1. Although the gift is late, happiness will never be late. I wish you good luck during the holidays, health and happiness until you grow old!

2. On this March 8th, I give you four "good flowers": I wish you a good figure, as graceful as a flower; I wish you a good mood, May you bloom happily; I wish you good eyesight, a bright mind and no eyesight; I wish you good fortune and can spend it anytime, anywhere!

3. Smile at night and have a good sleep; smile at morning , live a sentimental life throughout the day; smile after work and your heart will beat to the music; smile when you receive a text message and forget all your worries; I wish you a happy Women's Day!

4. You look like a rose. , romantic, beautiful, and charming; in housekeeping, you are like a lily, gentle, elegant, and caring; in work, you are like a cactus, strong, optimistic, and open-minded. Women’s Day is here, I wish you a happy Goddess’ Day and good health!

5. Women don’t have to be too beautiful, as long as someone loves them deeply, women don’t have to be too rich, as long as they live happily, women don’t have to be too strong, as long as they live with dignity , I wish the woman reading the message to be beautiful, to love sincerely, and to have boundless happiness!

6. Life without happiness is barren, love without happiness is barren, and the earth without the fragrance of flowers is barren. A silent world without girls is dark. The world is a more wonderful place because of girls. Girls’ Day is here, I wish girls happiness!

7. On Women’s Day, I hope you can be lazy at home and go out to restaurants; you can’t go to work and just wander around the mall; you may be slimmer and look better; The mood is very comfortable, and the lover is very romantic. I wish you a happy holiday!

8. A man who doesn’t know how to do housework is not a good man, and a man who doesn’t love his wife is not a good man. On Women's Day, compete with your wife for housework, open your wallet and let your wife spend whatever she wants. I wish all female compatriots a happy Women's Day.

9. I’m busy with text messages on Women’s Day, so I want to send them to my friends.

Needless to say, she looks beautiful, but she also works hard and is very busy. If people at home and outside are virtuous, they will applaud and praise them and become famous. I wish you a happy holiday, be happy and forget all your worries!

10. Goddess’ Day is here, I’ll give you a flower, I hope you’ll be as beautiful as it; I’ll give you a cup of milk tea, I hope you’ll be as warm as it; A smiling face, may you be as happy as it. Finally, I wish you a happy Women’s Day.

Humorous greetings in greeting cards for girls

1. In the world of politics, people cannot control themselves; in marriage, love cannot be controlled by themselves; in official circles, people cannot control their words; in the workplace, things cannot be controlled by themselves. You can’t help yourself; in people’s hearts, blessings can’t be controlled by yourself: My friend, I wish you happiness!

2. Starting from tomorrow, the city government has decided to eliminate all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! No thanks!

3. In the past, Jiang Youjun was just teasing you; later, Garlic You were ruthless, and he used green onions to attack the wave; now Yingmou tricks are popular. Although prices have risen, friendship cannot be discounted. I have nothing to do and I am teasing you without negotiation!

4. I will relieve your loneliness; I will disperse your worries; I will share your sorrows; I will help you realize your dreams. It’s not too late to be moved, hurry up and fulfill your duty: lay eggs well!

5. If the law stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But there is no regulation, so forget it!

6. You said to me depressedly: You dislike me and think I have gained weight. I stared at you for a long time and said slowly and leisurely: I don't dislike you, I just dislike the extra part of you.

7. During the military training under the tree that year, the company commander said: Report the numbers! You looked at the company commander in surprise, and the company commander said loudly: Count! So you reluctantly walked to the tree and hugged the tree.

8. Today’s society is too complicated. I have asked Ping An to be your bodyguard, health to be your shield, good luck to be your assistant, happiness to be your partner, success to be your backup, and success to be your vanguard. You can go ahead with confidence. Bar!

9. The doorman was cleaning in front of a family building. Suddenly a piece of watermelon rind fell from the sky and landed on the doorman's head. The doorman looked up and sighed: Fortunately, it is a watermelon rind! Laughter came from the window: Do you want watermelon?

10. On Valentine's Day, my long-time crush sent a message: "Come to my house, there is no one!" I ran away excitedly! After knocking on the door for more than an hour, I found that there was really no one.

11. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplars can; not every pig can receive text messages, But you did it!

12. Once upon a time there were four monkeys. The first one covered his eyes and couldn't see, the second one covered his mouth and stopped talking, the third one blocked his ears and stopped listening, and the fourth one held The phone laughed!

13. On Valentine’s Day, I just want to say to you: It’s impossible that I don’t love you; it’s unreasonable that I don’t love you; I don’t miss you, and I’m even more unjust than Dou E: I If I don’t text you, I’ll be struck by lightning.

14. You and I are both angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I worked so hard to find you, and then I discovered that our wings are aligned.

15. Looking at the warm sunshine and gentle breeze outside, I can't help but think of you again. You are so special and eye-catching. Go out and run naked again!

16. A timid patient was pushed into the operating room and asked the doctor and nurse to take off their masks. The doctor said: This is the rule. Patient: Don’t lie to me. You are afraid that something will happen and I will recognize you!

17. You have a good appearance, a good figure, a good character, a good character, a good career, a good friend around you, a good life now, and there is nothing bad about you, so the abbreviation is—— Scoundrel.

18. Emergency notice: Mad cow disease is prevalent. The symptoms are as follows: dizziness after standing up from squatting, general weakness without eating. It proves that you are infected! Please go to the Mad Cow Disease Control Center for treatment as soon as possible!

19. It’s been really cold for you these two days. You must take good care of yourself and don’t freeze. As the saying goes: A man’s legs are frozen and a pig’s mouth is frozen. I've already put on my woolen pants. You should also quickly buy a mask.

20. Notice: Tomorrow morning, leaders will inspect the work. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required.

Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

21. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested many handsome men. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guy Village", and I became the village chief as I wished.

22. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Oh, sometimes I think about it, like you It’s good to be a pig like that!

23. Monday, discharge. Tuesday, hold hands. Wednesday, "First Kiss." Thursday, love. Friday, Beautiful Lies. Saturday, a romantic "kiss goodbye." Sunday, rotation.

24. Dumb shopped online. After the goods arrived, he called the seller angrily: The hazelnut shell is too hard and his teeth will fall out when he eats it! He also stuffed a piece of broken iron to cheat on the postage! The shop owner was angry: Is there a crack in the broken iron? These are special pliers for holding hazelnut shells!

25. Lao Kaikai’s motorcycle knocked down a pedestrian. He comforted the angry victim: "Comrade, you are so lucky. I happened to have a day off today. Usually I drive a big truck!

26. What is bright is the sun; what is red is a lantern. ; What's hot is hot pot; what's spicy is liquor; what's numb is you've been electrocuted again, haha, I told you not to read the text message!

27. Who is chirping on the street? , thinking that she doesn’t care about her, go quickly and buy a flower, crush it before going home, and sit on the bed and read comics, or I will catch you shooting target!

28. God will bring great blessings to this person! , must first ring its ringtone, light up its screen, display its text, fill its heart with blessings, make this person happy, raise its lips, show its smile, and then be happy

29. Dear! User, according to the records of our company's automatic investigation machine, it was found that because you often send text messages to the opposite sex, five thousand people were divorced and ten thousand people fell in love. Please surrender to the police station tomorrow.

30. After a farewell, we miss each other for only three or four minutes, but who knows for five or six hours, seven hearts are like carrying water, eight lines of writing cannot be passed on, ninety-nine longevity exists in the world, ten miles long pavilion, I love you!

< p>31. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the pit, fight with maggots, compete with feces, no one saves you, sacrifice heroically, life is great, death is silent, in order to commemorate you, the toilet has a light .

32. In class, the teacher asked: Xiaoqiang, please answer, what is the use of cuckoos? Xiaoqiang answered jokingly: Cloth can be used as clothing, grain can be used as food, and birds can be used for everyone to play.

33. Friendship is like trees, more trees can protect against wind and rain; family affection is like water, clear water can warm people's hearts; love is like wine, mellow wine can nourish life. I hope my friends can lie under the shade of the trees. Taste the wine made from water!

34. One day, I met you on the street. I looked at him disdainfully and said he was fat. What kind of belt was he wearing? Cool, why are you doing handstands?

35. The weekend is here, and I wish you peace and success in this life. Congratulations! Learn to read text messages with pig’s trotters, Bajie!

36. Add a piece of greeting clothes for you, a pair of blessing gloves for you, tie a happy scarf for you, and put a hat for you. A happy snow hat, well, it looks like a fat polar bear.

37. The summer heat has subsided, life is boring, work is tiring, and your body is precious. Eat more fruits during the day and go to bed early at night. Comrade you and me, the above reminder is free

38. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can. Can endure thirst, but Bai Yang did it; not every pig can receive text messages, but you did it.

39. Does it mean that my palms are itchy? Does it mean that I miss your caress; do my lips itch? That means I miss your passionate kiss; if you feel itchy, it means you are so dirty, why don’t you go take a shower?

40. If you feel bored or empty, please call me! If you want to talk about love, please press. If you want to talk about work, please press. If you want to talk about life, please press. Please press to introduce someone to me. Please press. If you want to invite me to dinner, please speak up. If you want to borrow money from me, please hang up.

41. Pay attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

42. I have been miserable recently. I went to clean the windows at Obama’s house and wash the dishes at Putin’s house. I finally made a dime and was not willing to give up food and clothing, so I just sent a text message to tell you: What’s going on these days? It's cold, wear more clothes!

43. With you in my life, my days are full of infinite vitality; with you along the way, I am not afraid of lightning strikes; just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; without you, so good Who should be fed pig food?