Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - I just changed my number. I want to inform my friends and ask for a humorous message to change the number! Thank humbly!

I just changed my number. I want to inform my friends and ask for a humorous message to change the number! Thank humbly!

When I changed my mobile phone number that year, it said: To commemorate the May 4th anniversary, * * *' s mobile phone was officially changed to * * * ................................................................. (changed on May 4th).

You can choose a memorable day to change your number and find a reason by the way _

The original ran away from home,

The new love is under control,

Please find a new lover if you have a treat or a gift.

Warm reception ~

There are still people who want to pay for it.

Travel around the world with the original ... ~ ~ ```````````.

It thundered.

It is raining.

Go home and change the number. . . .

My new number has been opened. Welcome to waste the phone bill. Haha, the old number is transferred during the transition period. The new number is mobile, and all incoming calls are free. I'm proud of it, haha.

Disclaimer: Because the original user139 * * * * * is determined to be cool to the end, in order to avoid its harm to the world, this number has been forcibly recovered by our company. If it is urgent, you can contact him at139 * * * * * *. I hereby inform you. Thank you for your cooperation.

Thank you for using the telephone directory system. If you are upset, upset, sad or worried, you can call our owner at139 * * * * * * * *, and our owner will try his best to answer your questions. At the same time, the original number139 * * * * * * is suspended, and this information is free. Thanks again! !