The most memorable voice message

There is a yearning for the full moon in the West Building, a tacit understanding, a feeling of gentle breeze and drizzle, a happiness, and a blessing as long as you live better than me.

Sometimes I am busy, sometimes I forget, sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy, but I will remember to miss you and your friends anyway, and don't forget to put on more clothes in cold weather. Cold air is ruthless, and good friends are interested!

When the drizzle falls again and the cold wind blows, I realize that the romantic autumn has quietly gone. Everything may have been forgotten at this moment, but I can't forget to tell you that it's cold, take care of your health!

4. The temperature drops, the sound of falling flowers is known to the wind, the feeling of missing is known to the heart, the cold temperature is known to the winter, and my wishes are known to you. No flowery words, just hope to give you warm thoughts in this cold season!

A little sincerity is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts. Take care of yourself in busy days! Only by taking care of yourself can you have the energy to take care of your family.

6. The fish said that you couldn't see my tears because I was in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

7. Laughter can make friends, sincerity can relieve resentment, tolerance can melt thousands of enmities, anger can hurt people, and anxiety can kill people. Man, you have to be happy to get rid of pain. May you have no troubles, no pains and no regrets in your life. Good luck!

8. I hope that when my message arrives, I will hug you happily and gently. When I see difficulties, I will give in. When I see trouble, I will lower my head and walk away quietly. When I see loneliness, I will take extra care of you. Happiness will always smile at you!

9. Don't move! You are surrounded by happiness, so immediately put down your troubles and surrender to love, and all your troubles will be confiscated. Sentence you to a hundred years of sweet exile to Happy Island. Under the supervision of good luck.

10. Autumn wind is cool and Qiu Si is long. How have you been recently? Are you tired? Are you busy? Pay attention to health when changing seasons; Drink plenty of boiled water and install it in time; The temperature difference between morning and evening is large, so be careful to catch cold; Physical and mental pleasure, good luck!

1 1. I miss you so much that I met you in the sea of people. I want to see you every day. I miss you all the time. When can I see you again? I can't sleep every day. I tell you softly that I really miss you.

12. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain. Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us really feel life. Tiredness is a kind of enjoyment, so we have no time to care about emptiness, just be happy.

13. An umbrella holds up the ups and downs of life; A pair of hands brushed away the cold wave of life; Smile, open in the desert of the soul; A greeting nourishes your life; A short message, I hope it can bring you a good mood!

14. It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, rich in the night, full of memories, with uncertain mood, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Ha ha!

15. Send you an auspicious flower * Healthy and prosperous flowers every year * Send you a glass of auspicious wine * Always warm and sweet * Send you an auspicious month * Go out happily every day * Send you an auspicious picture * Symbolize your success.

16. Dear, I would like to stare at you quietly and read your heart; I would like to share your joys and sorrows silently, so that your soul will no longer be lonely; I want to be your star, and I want to be lonely, bright and long!

17. The falling flowers know the autumn, and the feelings of concern are known in the heart. May the gentle vibration of the mobile phone make you feel happy and warm; No gorgeous language, only constant care, feel it? Cool autumn, well-being!

18. I'm really desperate. Guo Hua has been developed into a tourist area by the country. A few days ago, the young master married Bai. I had no money to eat yesterday, so I sold my golden hoop. I really miss the days when we studied Buddhist scriptures together. Second brother, are you all right?

19. Autumn has been sad and lonely since ancient times. I say autumn is better than spring. There is no one in the clear sky in Wan Li, and a crane, Ling Yunfei, has aroused my meditation on the blue sky. Don't live up to the sunny day in October, even if you look at the distant mountains like beautiful clear water and smoke, as long as you are in a good mood, the whole world is beautiful.

20. What a beautiful sun, what a good autumn, you will be intoxicated without wine; I want to sleep sweetly and dreamlessly.

2 1. I sincerely wish you a smirk at work, be alive and kicking after work, hum a tune in your mouth, and be out of tune unconsciously! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

22. In order to consolidate the results of bird flu prevention and control, the central government decided to slaughter all animals that walk on two legs. In order to avoid being killed by mistake, please grab it instead after receiving the message. I won't tell him about ordinary people! Interesting, isn't it?

23. Do a psychological problem. A and B are husband and wife, but A has a lover C outside. After learning about it, B divorced A, and after C abandoned A, he went abroad. A married d hid everything from her! Ask you who is the happiest in ABCD, in order.

24.a stands for money, B stands for career, C stands for friends and D stands for love! It is said that it is very accurate! This is an interview question for a big company. Which one you put in front shows which one you like best!

25. The feeling of missing you is like cooking without salt, apples are not too sweet, smoking and drinking less, shopping without money, thinking of you when you have time, and thinking of you when you have time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

26. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; Don't fall into a dead end, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable; Chat with friends often, talk about the past and the present; No, immortals are better than immortals. May you be happy for ten thousand years.

27. I opened an account with China Construction Bank. You can use it if you have no money. I won't give you too much, just 50 million: happiness, health, safety and satisfaction. Never forget me.

28. The wasp chases the white butterfly: You are a white angel, and I love your simplicity. When I met Hua the next day, the wasp stared at him for a long time and sarcastically said, it's very fashionable, and I'm so obsessed with body painting so soon!

29. I was poor since I was a child, and others could afford a lot of roses. I only have enough money to buy a cactus. Now I come to you with a cactus and summon up courage to say three words to you: sit on it! Ha ha laugh

30. The most precious thing in the world is friendship, the most romantic thing is love, the most touching thing is love, the most rare thing is true feelings, and the most annoying thing is mood. I wish you a good mood every day!

3 1. Take a quiz. After a hard day's work, a heterosexual has prepared a set meal for you. Will you choose according to your own preferences? A shredded pork noodles+orange b bread sausage+watermelon c rice braised fish+grape d braised pork wine+apple

32. A person with delicate feelings will love several people in his life. Love that likes to meet by chance is often a one-night stand. C. A single-minded person only loves one person in his life. Likes to cheat.

Test your IQ. Mimi's mother is called Hua because of peanuts; Amy's father is called butterfly, because butterflies like flowers; Mi's grandmother is called Miaobi, because Miaobi gives birth to flowers; Amy's grandfather is called popcorn because she holds rice and flowers. Then ask: Who is Amy's boyfriend?

34. Friends all over the world are always in love, so it's really helpless to go to work. Time goes by. Every day, I always want to say hello I wish you a better life than me, be happy every day, have no troubles, and live happily until you are old.

The kindergarten teacher said: Whoever urinates in bed will be fined three yuan for the first time, five yuan for the second time and ten yuan for the third time. At this time, someone asked loudly: Teacher, how much is the monthly subscription?

36. Anonymous was severely criticized by his parents for bullying his boyfriend. She made a profound review of herself with tears in her eyes-there are problems: playing with her boyfriend; Find the reason: boyfriends are fun; Rectification measures: play with your boyfriend!

37. The weather is very cold. I want to give you a coat: warm pockets, thoughtful collars, thoughtful sleeves and missing buttons. Let this coat always accompany you. How nice to see my heart!

38. A beautiful young lady asked the salesgirl in front of the cosmetics counter, "Will this lipstick fade after kissing?" The salesman thought for a moment and said, "We can try it first."

39. Near the end of the year, safety comes first. For example, when you go out, please write on the luggage bag: the pipeline is clear, the wallet says: disinfection paper, and the MP3 wrapping paper on your chest says: quick-acting pills. If there are many valuables, it is best to hold a chicken and write: Beware of bird flu!

40. Go to work-wake up and get off work-full moon in the west building

Adding meals-waiting for a public holiday in a thousand years-hurts me to wait for you.

Promotion-I'm waiting for flowers to thank me for my raise-I miss you in my dream.

Good-1000 reasons for sadness

4 1. If you are stuffed into a sack on the fourth Sunday of this month, don't panic, it's because I said to Santa Claus: The gift I need is a friend like you!

42. This is a true horror story: I heard that as long as you stand in front of the mirror in black at midnight 12, you will see it. . . . . . . Dandruff!

43. Don't be too tired at work, don't feel tired, don't be discouraged when you are upset, don't cry when you are sad, don't lose heart when you fail, keep confident, smile will be sweet, good luck will accompany you, and greetings will always follow!

44. I care about the ups and downs I have experienced in my life, and I care about the sincerity and emotion that can be seen everywhere in my life. I am not perfect, but I know how to cherish every friend who walks with me in my life! It's cold, don't forget to add clothes!

45. The two are interested in being together and begging for the help of the elderly; Lovers have no intention to accompany them; Two drops of water are sad today, and fools are blessed together. The word "a thousand miles" is not simple. If you want to shoot an eagle, you will lose your heart. People should be kind! Guess eight words for you.

46. It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to revolve around, 24 hours for a person, 1 for a lifetime for loving a person, and only 1 text message for a thoughtful blessing: It's cold these days, and open-backed pants are about to be worn!

47.0 See 8 and say: If you are fat, you will wear a belt; 7 said to 2: kneel down and I will marry you for another twenty years; 6 to 9: Cool is cool, and you can stand upside down; 8 Look at 3 and run over and shout: Big Brother, who cut it!

48. In the 2000s, love accelerated from love to kicking. One week, Monday, discharge, Tuesday, announcement, Wednesday, hand in hand, Thursday, love, Friday, negotiation, Saturday, bye-bye, Sunday, looking for true love. What day is it today?

49. The legend of Cupid: One arrow through the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows through the heart represent mutual wishes, and three arrows through the heart represent three lucky lives. . . . . . I send you 1000 arrows, hehe, little guy, just wait for you to become a hedgehog! ! !

50. On the way to learn from the scriptures, the Tang Priest met a beautiful woman. Bajie was surprised and wanted to marry her. Wukong suspects that she is a demon. Tang Priest said, I'll send a text message to test it. If I don't return, I'll let her marry Bajie.

5 1. Stiff South: We don't understand the long cold in winter. We thought freezing to death was just an old rumor. How swollen chilblain is and how painful my feet are, we didn't understand until my dream was buried in the winter campus and froze to death. . . . . . The temperature drops, remember to add clothes!

52. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift. Merry Christmas to you!

53. This message has just been received; If you are busy, don't come back; Today, you are happy; Remember to call me, only occasionally; After reading it, just smile.

54. When Christmas comes, I will send you three chocolates: the first pigeon-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year.

55. Please use 1 second to forget your troubles, 1 minute to imagine happiness, 1 hour to accompany the person you like, 1 care for the person you love most all your life, 1 smile to receive my wishes and wish you happiness.

56. Send you a Christmas tree. Roots are healthy bodies, trunks are happy families, branches are happy careers, and leaves are happy love. Merry Christmas!

57. The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of shooting stars is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching. I just want you to know that when you see this message, I sincerely wish you happiness! Happy new year!

58. God releases snowflakes on the earth to make you forget your troubles, and the cold wind closes the window at night to make you feel warm, so that the sky can prove eternity and the earth can prove eternity. May you have a happy and healthy winter!

59. With a heart of blessing, on this special day, I wish all the best wishes of happiness, wishful thinking and happiness to be with you! Let our blessings warm you day and night.

60. Because of roses, beautiful love, blue sky and human dreams, because of you, I wasted a dime on information.

1. Where there are many stars, there is less darkness; Where there are more smiles, there are fewer troubles; Where there is a confidant, there is less loneliness; If you are less lonely, you will feel better; When you are in a good mood, everything will be fine naturally. I hope you are all right!

Maybe being busy will make people forget the past, maybe the environment will change the original self, but the years we spent together and a precious friendship will never be forgotten. I deeply bless you, my dear friend!

3. The distance is short when the heart is near; If happiness is made of honey, bitter sea water is sweet; If you receive my message, I hope you are happy today no matter how tired or annoyed you are.

4. "Laugh often" and laugh. . . This is my gift to you. Remember to use it. Mouth. . . Is to tell you not to eat indiscriminately, but to know how to take care of your body; Often. . . I want you to think of me often when you are free; Open. . . I hope you will be happy forever.

I made a beautiful gift box with a wisp of spring breeze, two drops of summer rain, three pieces of autumn leaves and four pieces of winter plums and colorful ribbons, which was filled with 365 sincere wishes: Have a happy day! Good luck!

6. Friends are the enrichment around you, the yearning for staying away from Qianshan, the number you can't help dialing, the cup of tea you sit for at night, the figure you want to see most when you are leisurely, and the concern you never forget when you are busy.

7. spoony friends talk to each other, and mountains and seas are not separated. True friendship depends on sincerity, and heart-to-heart is intimate. A thousand dollars can't buy friendship, friendship never regrets, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I wish you happiness every day!

8. May happiness stick to you like maltose! Good luck is like the ant you often step on! Happiness is buzzing around you like a flying mosquito! Wealth is like noodles you can catch! Surprise always makes you scream like a mouse!

9. The mouse saw the cat and said in fear, Should I walk away quietly? The cat said viciously, do you know I am waiting for you? The mouse said sadly, why do I always get hurt? The cat said proudly, because I am the one who cares about you!

10. Working hours are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless. It's important to make money. Don't stay up late to work. In order to keep healthy, the leader sleeps when he is away. Pay the same money at the end of the month, and the salary is not a little bit!

1 1. I like the starry night sky, I like the eternal pursuit of a better life, I like to walk in the green fields, and I like to be permanent friends with this person who reads short messages in my long life!

12. When the white clouds float by, it is the trace that I miss you; When the sun shines, it is the feeling that I miss you; When the rain falls, it's proof that I miss you!

13. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that I want you to invite me to dinner, but you don't know!

14. To prevent the spread of mobile phone virus, please whisper "I am a pig" before the official call. If the other person laughs, it means that the virus has invaded your mobile phone. Please add loudly: "I am really a pig!" "

15. Everyone has youthful dreams and sour memories. Even if the years have passed and the youth has passed, we can still be moved and recall the sour or sweet taste. . . . . .

16. Dreams are not long enough, but we need dreams; Love always hurts, but we still remember; Rain, no matter how beautiful it is, we still like sunshine; Although you are not with me, I have never forgotten you!

17. Jokes are the starting point of happiness, lies are beautiful lies, love stories are the contribution of love, and gossip is the experience of life. No matter how tired you are at work every day, I hope you can find the source of happiness and keep a bright smile!

18. I always think of you in spring. That spring, a man shouted in the street: sugar-coated haws, no sweetness, no money! You ran over and said, uncle, I want a string that is not sweet!

19. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it's too far away, so I have to send you a short message to tell you gently that I miss you!

20. Baiyun never promises to stay in the sky, but stays with him day and night; To the eyes, the scenery never says eternity, but it is always beautiful; Stars never promise light to the night, but try to shine; Friends never talk to each other about their thoughts, but they are always concerned.

2 1. 10 misses 9 other you, 8 photos, 7 photos of you, 6 puppies, 5 likes you, 4 bones, 3 for you and 2 paws on the ground. 1. I really want to take you for a walk every day. How's it going?

22. The water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and forget all the troubles; The wind blows and the rain blows, so I miss you to smile; My friend has the same heart as me. I am most happy to chat with you. I wish you a good mood every day!

23. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a spoonful of honey represents a miss, I will send you a hornet's nest. Small sample, sting you to death!

24. Missing others is a kind of warmth, being missed by others is a kind of happiness, fate is providence, responsibility is man-made, and confidant is an appropriate tacit understanding. A bosom friend is a close friend, fate is a long gathering, and friends are the concern of generations to come.

25. Almighty Lord, please grant me a request: bless those friends who don't miss me or take the initiative to call and send text messages to me. May they find that the paper is gone after going to the toilet and have been squatting! Amen!

26. I am ugly, height 1 m 59, primary school education, rural registered permanent residence, no house or deposit, wandering around, working for a living, doing nothing, texting, Doby puppy!

27. In fact, the sky is very blue, and cloudy days will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other. In fact, the dream is very shallow and everything is natural; Actually, tears are sweet. When your heart wants something, my idea is actually very simple, as long as you are happy every day!

28. Rain says that the sky will also shed tears, roses say that love will always wither, parting says that it is lonely and tasteless, and coffee says that life is used to bitterness; You are tired when you walk on the road. You get drunk after drinking a drop, and it will break when you touch the rain. Only the friendship between friends is the most precious.

29. A student climbed the wall out of the school gate and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked: Why don't you go to the school gate? The student said, "Don't take the usual road, Mi Bang Wei." . The headmaster asked: How did you get over so high? The students said: Li Ning, anything is possible. The headmaster asked: What's it like to climb over the wall? The students said: It's like flying on a special step.

The next day, the headmaster asked: How did you climb over the wall? The student said: Anta, I choose, I like it. The headmaster asked again, do you dare to wear gangster clothes to school? The student said: No matter what you wear, Mason clothes. The headmaster asked again, who told you to wear a sweatshirt to school? The student said: Men are very simple. The headmaster was furious: I want to remember you. The student asked: Why? The headmaster said: M-Zone, my site listens to me.

30. God gave me a cornucopia, and it became what I thought. Once I accidentally thought of you, I became a you. I can't stop thinking and I can't stop changing. Finally, the room is full of you. I'm worried: how to feed so many piglets? !

3 1. I said you were a pig, but I'm surprised you said I was a pig. I will call you a pig every day, and finally one day you can't help shouting in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig."

32. Water is not lonely, so mountains are surrounded by water; Trees are not lonely, birds are lonely, so birds live in trees; People are not lonely, so their hearts are led by dreams; I'm worried about your loneliness, so I send you a message!

33. The stars are dotted with charming nights; With the sound of waves, the sea looks deep; There are snowflakes in winter, which feels very romantic; I am deeply honored to have you among my friends; Best wishes to you.

34. Lazy cloud nest, drunken songs when you wake up. Hector ignored the lies in the book. Conan, who has no dreams, must live a leisurely life as soon as possible. As the sun flies, wealth is not as good as flowers. What should I do if I am unhappy when I am young?

35. 1 I fell in love with you at first sight and never had two hearts. I leave you for three days, just like every autumn. Your charming five sense organs make me lose my mind, and my heart is so anxious that I can't be calm. Say 10: I sent it to the wrong person.

36. It's another year with yellow leaves and a cold autumn rain. Pay attention to your health and nutrition, and don't forget to add clothes when it is cold. Take some time out when you are busy at work, and think more if you have nothing to do. Love has its ups and downs, but I wish my friends better health!

37. China Mobile reminds you that you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you on time until you get up at 5 o'clock every day. Please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep and not get up!" " Please contact 1860 for details.

38. Fish said: I always open my eyes, just to keep you in my eyes forever; Water said: I keep flowing, just to hug you forever! The pot said: it's almost ripe, and it's still so poor!

39. Autumn in the sky is getting cold. Under the yan zhen, the red flowers in the sunset thank the green forest. Don't forget to add clothes. You want to enjoy the sunshine, the sounds of nature, the sounds of osmanthus trees and chrysanthemums, the fragrance of Xu Feng, the cool autumn and the happiness of the Japanese people.

40. Autumn has arrived. It is cool. Hongyan is in Nanxiang. Red flowers add clothes when it's cold. When it's cold, it's melancholy to watch chrysanthemum yellow cream. Stronger and more fragrant. Send good luck, send good luck to heaven, enjoy hard work, and wish Ankang!

4 1. No matter how many greetings you receive, I still offer my sincere wishes to you; No matter how much happiness you are embracing, I still silently pray for you and wish you happiness forever!

42. Flowers can bloom again, and youth will never come again; Cherish your youth and strive for your future. You have your skills, your talents, and your efforts are your future. I wish you all the best in your work and life!

43. The romance of wind chimes lies in arousing people's yearning for a better life; The profundity of Camel Bell lies in arousing people's yearning for a better future. The ringtone is to let you know that someone cares about you.

44. alas! Life is like this, listening to the phone, smoking Chinese, eating lobster, taking a sauna, driving a BMW, sending flowers, drinking remy martin, clubbing, meeting Andy Lau, meeting Chow Yun Fat, sending messages, Doby fool.

45. Pick 2006 stars to light up your future and plant 2006 roses to intoxicate your mood; Fold 2006 paper cranes and have been happy with you; Find 2006 reasons to make you happy forever!