2018 April Fool’s Day WeChat greetings with pictures

2018 April Fool’s Day WeChat greetings with pictures

1. I have always wanted to find a holiday to celebrate you, but there is no holiday suitable for you. You are overage on June 1st. The Eighth Festival has passed, now it’s better, your holiday finally arrives tomorrow, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day in advance!

2. April Fool’s Day, April 1, please do a day Fool: Forget all troubles and sorrows, keep happiness and joy in your heart; success and failure are left alone, happiness and contentment are enough; wisdom is disturbed by wisdom, and confusion is not rewarded; occasionally a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom; my character is as subtle as a glacier; you have an impressive connotation; you have an overwhelming coolness; so we respectfully call you "Meichuan Neiku" !

3. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky was so clear and quiet, the sun was so bright, and the sea was so vast. You were standing on the blue seaside, and I took a stick and touched it. Poke you, hey, this little tortoise, the shell is quite hard!

4. I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You secretly stretched your hand to the barcode scanner, and the screen showed: Pig's trotters 8 yuan. You think the machine is broken, put your face over and look at it, the screen shows pork head meat for 5 yuan!

5. It’s just a gust of wind, but it’s so eternal, it’s just a dream, but it’s like this It's true, you lower your head and say nothing, but I can't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: next time you fart, say it!

6. You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity that it rains; You are the moon in my dream, but it’s a pity that it was covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it’s a pity that it has bloomed; you are Chang’e from the sky who came to earth, but it’s a pity that you landed face first... Classic April Fool’s Day message

7. In my eyes, you always look so carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. . . I really envy you. Sometimes I think about it, being a pig is pretty good.

8. I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know? Through this period of dating, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother refused. She said: "Pigs are not allowed in the house."

9. Urgent reminder: Look to your left, and then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Don't move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left, women on the right, abnormal ones stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, and you're pretending to look at your phone !Happy April Fool's Day!