A little joke about chasing girls

1. First floor: Everybody calm down and come and listen to what the fifth floor says. Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable. The third layer: the fifth layer speaks the voice of the people. Fourth floor: The fifth floor is really nice! Fifth floor: upstairs are full of idiots.

Several students got up late on the day of the exam. They lied that the car tire was flat, so they missed the exam. The professor agreed to make-up exams and arrange them in different examination rooms. There is only one question in the test paper: "Which tire is flat?"

It is said that when some companies recruit, they will randomly throw away half of their resumes, because their recruitment philosophy is "we don't want unlucky people."

4. Manager Zhang, it is definitely not possible for you to press CTRL+C on your home computer and CTRL+V on your company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

5. Fortune teller: Miss, I think your Tang Yin is black. There will be a bloody battle in a few days! Miss: All right then!

6. When the new leader is in place, the female subordinates should give gifts to the new leader and send short messages to the leader: Is the leader free tonight? The leader replied: Why? The female subordinate hesitated for a while and replied to the message: I have a holiday today, let's talk about it tomorrow.

7. In the evening, my daughter called her mother anxiously: "Mom, he hasn't come back yet. There must be another woman!" Mother comforted softly: "silly child, don't think the worst, something may have happened!" " "

8. One day, the fifth went to the toilet and saw the third squatting in the pit. He ran to the dormitory and shouted, "Old four, old three is the oldest!

9. In the morning, the mother called her son in bed: "It's time for him to go to school!" "Why? I don't want to go. " "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the children don't like me, and the teacher doesn't like me." "So ... there's no reason not to go to school anyway." "mom! Then give me two reasons to go to school! " "all right! First, you are 52 years old! Second, you are the principal! "

The author used to be a particularly awkward boy. Later, I met a runner who grew old. He taught me a lot about how to pick up girls and subvert my values. From being single to being beautiful with my girlfriends, I have been practicing what he said is the best way to pick up girls. Let the girls pick you up. Brothers who want to know can find Paoshenglaoyu and read his article.