As a girl, what do you think of little yellow books?

"As a girl, how can I read so many pornographic books?"

A man from Zhihu asked me the other day.

At that time, I was reading Huang Da's No Anthology, which is a collection of yellow jokes.

Quietly put down the book, I turned to look at the blatant little yellow book on the shelf and fell into a 45-degree meditation.

Using the wisdom taught by the Chinese teacher, let's break down the problem first:

Three key words: girl, little yellow book, and so on.

First one, girl.

As a girl, you should be as pure as Bai Lianhua. When others tell dirty jokes, they will blush, bow their heads shyly, or ask, "What are you talking about?" ? I don't understand! "

How can you ... read the yellow book?

Little yellow books, little yellow films and yellow jokes are all privileged passages for boys, and girls are not allowed to approach them.

This concept, like a foot-binding cloth, should have been thrown into the trash can of history a long time ago. It is still particularly mainstream until now.

In our traditional values, the charm of women lies in shame.

The innocent girl's soft words in coquetry still hide half her face in front of us behind the shyness of the guitar, and her shyness of covering her eyes when she meets other people's marks, just like the once sought-after three-inch golden lotus, which distorts some normal personalities.

I like Shi Xiangyun best.

Smile happily, hahaha, you can sleep if you want. If now, she must be in the boys' circle, talking about the yellow book.

The best woman is not in the hall, but in the kitchen; Just fix a few things inside, and you can get a yellow cavity outside.

Let's talk about Xiao Huangshu again.

So everyone laughed at my wild ways and studied little yellow books every day.

However, employers and employees are also very picky about reading pornographic books!

That kind of net meat cooked all day is simply spicy.

And like "fifty shades of grey", that is, "my whole world depends on psychosexuality", it doesn't mean anything.

My favorite Minions, behind the yellow he saw, hides the black zone of human nature and society.

In Freud's eyes, all he dreamed of was sex; However, White Deer Plain and Waste Capital are regarded as pornographic books, which is a history of promiscuity. You can read it carefully. Every one is a social phenomenon.

In the world of heresy, sex is the most vicious annotation.

I admit, I can't get tired of seeing Minions like this.

What kind of girl do you think will have a crush on Xiao Huangwen?

Large scale? Too dirty to fly? The exit is dirty? Call boys brothers?

Actually, every girl is a little interested.

But let's see if she dares to look.

In A Dream of Red Mansions, Lin Daiyu and Jia Baoyu peeked at the West Chamber, which was absolutely pornographic at that time, but Lin Daiyu was fascinated.

Xue Baochai also said that his brother Xue Pan didn't read bad books, and he didn't read less.

These two talented women are both influenced by Xiao Huangshu.

But!

Don't think that girls who read little yellow books can just hook up and flirt.

Think about your toenails. I have seen hundreds of flowers. Can your little wild flower trick impress you?

Eye-catching, I talked to you a few times.

Out of sight, the second gets cold.

What is really prone to accidents is not Shi Xiangyun who is bold and rude, nor Lin Daiyu who loves, but an honest man who silently attacks people.

She took Jia Baoyu's virgin gun.

Don't worry about those girls who talk all day, they are often practical cowards.

What we should really pay attention to is "Bai Lianhua".

As for how many, how many pornographic books have you read, is that too much?

I don't know how to calculate this quantity.

I only know one word:

The more, the better.