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The May Day holiday notice is short and humorous.

Please allow me to confirm your long-term work, but due to the domestic situation, our company has to make a decision to let you leave for 3 days. Please return to our company after the departure date and continue to contribute your strength. Finally, praise our great socialism and legal holidays. Have a nice trip.

As soon as the news of work came out, my summer vacation was over. I didn't come to see you to make money. If I had known your work schedule, I would never have accepted this job. In the spirit of contract, I don't like myself for a second.

Nowadays, texting has two main purposes. One is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. Now I am very responsible to tell you: when the holiday comes, you must be happy, and there is a technical saying: make progress every day.

The holiday is coming, I invite you to travel, and you pay for it. Watching movies together, you buy tickets; Buy a gift, you give it to me, what will I give you?

My friends, there is a crime, not murder and arson, but more serious. Unfortunately, you have committed this crime. Don't think that you can stop contacting me on holiday, please send me a message on your mobile phone.