If you are eager to make your girlfriend happy, be real. 30 to 50 words. Feel warm and sweet. Thanks in advance. Say one more word.

1. It's almost Valentine's Day. I just went downstairs to finish shopping. Boss: "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" Me: "Why buy flowers?" Boss: "Buy flowers for your girlfriend?" Me: "Oh, how many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back. ...

2. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

4. The teacher wanted the Sports Commission to confirm whether all the girls were here after work, so he said to him, "Go and tidy up all the girls in the class." The Sports Commission was a little goat and asked, "Which one?" The teacher said, "I know I want you to go!" " "Make a girl happy.

5. Without you, my heart stopped beating; If I can't see you, my eyes will be blind; If I can't reach your hand, my hand will lose its temperature; I can't see your smile, my world is only dark!

6. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

7. The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

8. Without you for a second, life doesn't work. Without you, day and night, one day without you, every day is like a year. Baby, don't be too busy, share it with me happily, don't just say it in half sadly!

9. Without love, people are like grass without sunshine and will eventually decline; Without love, people are like a lake that stirs up a thousand waves, extremely lonely and calm! People need love, please give me your warmest love!

10. Every time I miss you, Rainbow will open her mouth with a smile. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature and sweet in heart!

1 1, I care about you every minute. I want to know if you are okay now. May your dear smile always be there, and may your mood always embrace the sunshine. Happiness will last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you want!

12, sister, I love you, and I am happy and sweet when I see you; I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message.

13. Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

14, someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard!" "

15, as long as there is a heart, the end of the world is close at hand. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow through your fingers one day. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear friend, I wish you happiness forever.

16, you ignore me, I am like a kite with a broken thread, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear has occupied my heart, please reply to the message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.

17, you ignore me, I'm so depressed, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, depression will die. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.

18, you can look up at me; You can hold your face high and not look at me; You may not hold my hand, hug me, kiss me or smile, but please don't ignore me. Please. Please.

19, do you have a TV? Now, take a quick look at the murdered central Zhao Benshan. Pol.ice blocked the northeast, 19 died, 1 65,438+0 disappeared,1fooled!

20. Do you think that I am poor, humble, short, and without charm, I have no soul and no heart? You think wrong. My soul is as rich as you, and my heart is as rich as you. We are on God's side.