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A very philosophical short sentence, looking at the world with gentle eyes
*, Even if the whole world is crying, I will keep smiling.
*. The wind can blow out the candles and make the bonfire flourish.
*. If you want to control eternity, you must control the present.
*. The dragonfly clicks on the lake, and the lake smiles.
*. Look at the world with gentle eyes. The world is full of flowers.
*. Lose when you get, cherish when you lose, and gain when you cherish.
*. Those who open the way in front suffer hardship, and those who walk behind suffer dirt.
*. Don’t just start from the bottom and end up having no bottom.
*. Sow a seed, and the earth will give you a flower.
*. When your heart is concerned, your whole body will be light.
*. When you are abandoned by the world, I believe the sky will give you a hug.
*. After the sourness, dreams are often sweet.
*. The key can open the lock because the key understands the lock best.
*. As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line.
*. The truth of life is just hidden in the dull.
*. If there is no air, you cannot move forward. If there is too much air, the tire may burst.
*. The ears have the right to choose: I won’t listen!
*. It is better to give stability than to receive it.
*. Get drunk at night, and the weather won’t be cold.
*. To make your dreams come true, you have to be awake.
*. Wherever there is hope, pain also becomes happiness.
*. A candle that does not stand upright will inevitably shed tears and shorten its life.
*. I opened my eyes in the middle of the night and was frightened half to death by the dream.
*. If you have a selfless love, you will have everything.
*. Today’s persistence will cause tomorrow’s regrets.
*. Only by facing reality can you transcend reality.
*. Shine yourself, don’t wait for others to polish you off.
*. Trees have no eyes, but fallen leaves are like falling tears.
*. The little duck never minds if it doesn’t fly high, because it is very good at swimming.
*. To make friends with others means not to hurt anyone.
*. Human beings are very contradictory. Longevity is a wish, and growing old is a taboo.
*. Jumped into the water bottle to take a bath, and it was myself who passed out drunk.
Some very philosophical words
Some very philosophical words are selected:
1) Work hard to know all the words in the world, and determined to read all the books in the world Su Shi
2) It’s hard to buy youth with money.
3) The establishment of great achievements in life is not about knowing, but about being able to do it.
4) Black-haired people don’t know how to study hard, but white-haired people regret studying late. Yan Zhenqing
5) See, see, don’t know.
6) Labor is the source of knowledge; knowledge is the guide to life.
7) The number one product sold in the world is not cars, but yourself. Before you can successfully sell yourself to others, you must sell yourself 100% to yourself.
8) Reading should be like a hungry person throwing himself on bread.
9) When the book is used, it will be forgotten.
10) The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is life’s joke on the outlook on life.
A collection of some very philosophical words:
1) The stumbling block is the step forward.
2) Instead of looking for fish in the abyss, it is better to retreat and build a net.
3) Setbacks are actually the tuition fees you pay for success.
4) Appreciation of wonderful articles, and analysis of doubts by Tao Yuanming
5) Children who often go out know more than their parents.
6) God helps those who help themselves.
7) If you touch others with sincerity, others will respond with sincerity.
8) Endurance is better than brain power.
9) The reason why people live a tired life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, tear apart their faces, and solve the plot.
10) Being beautiful can only provide eyesight to others, but it does not necessarily lead to happiness.
11) Beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.
12) The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream.
13) When you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.
14) Only by giving sincerity can you get sincerity, but it may be completely hurt; only by keeping distance can you protect yourself, but you are destined to be lonely forever.
15) Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
16) Nonsense is the first word in relationships.
17) Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can’t wear it all day long.
18) Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things well is extraordinary.
19) Do a good job that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.
20) The most contradictory thing between lovers is that they fantasize about each other's future, but miss each other's past.
21) Being busy is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; being tired is a kind of enjoyment
22) Enjoyment , leaving us with no time to be empty.
23) Behind every hard work, there must be a double reward.
24) Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least effortful.
25) If you have something to do, it will come true; if the cauldron sinks the boat, a hundred and two Qin passes will eventually return to Chu; if you work hard, God will not let you down; if you lie on the salary and taste the courage, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu.
26) If the enemy makes you angry, it means you are not sure of defeating him yet.
27) Don’t worry about your own shortcomings. No one is perfect, even if what you do is really not enough. Well, not necessarily next time.
28) Those who know are not as good as those who are good, and those who are good are not as good as those who are happy Confucius
29) Ideals are full, but reality is very skinny.
30) Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.
31) There are no rewards in the world to encourage hard work. All rewards are only used to reward the results of work.
32) The reason why people have one mouth and two ears is that they listen twice as much as they speak.
33) Once water is released, mud is cleared once; after one thing, wisdom is gained.
34) My life has an end, but my knowledge has no end. Zhuangzi
35) Any restriction starts from one's own heart.
36) You cannot fully understand the forest if you stand outside it.
37) An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.
38) Bookworms must be crafty in writing, and art nerds must be good in skills Pu Songling
39) The miser said that money is the lifeblood, and the diligent man believes that time is life.
40) Reading is nourishing the mind in a sense. A very desolate sentence
Time will dilute a person's memory, but it can never eliminate a person's grief.
Sometimes, we can comfort others for the same thing, but we cannot convince ourselves.
If I can continue to wait, if time can stop, if there is no if?
Cut off contact, cut off longing, the last hope has been wiped out, the heart is tired, Does it hurt? I don’t know.
Wiping away the tears on my face, I couldn’t take away the painful feeling in my heart.
Love is love, accept rejection? A few simple words have changed the flavor, your silent response, my evasive dodge, why? A positive answer will not hurt me more than it does now.
Don't believe that it is better for him to not respond than to promise and not be able to promise. That way your heart will be even hotter and he can't afford it. Do you still want it?
Feeling melancholy? A little boring, a little lonely and a little lonely.
Accomplishment does not mean giving in, it just wants to change the way and keep watch. Making the person you like happy is also a way of love.
I just like it if I like it. My heart is touched without any reason. Falling in love with you is my freedom. Please open the window and let my soul embrace your soul.
I said I won’t leave before you, I said I’ll never look back even if I leave, I said I won’t test my tears with my hands, I said I won’t stay where I am even if you leave, I said I won’t be here anymore. Besides, everything I said no longer counts, your arms are no longer the harbor of my soul, and those promises are nothing but nonsense.
Don’t rely too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow will leave you at some point.
You suddenly woke me up. Our acquaintance can be counted in years. You found the one you love, but I am still wandering in the same place.
When everything can't go back, when I decide to leave, you realize that you have neglected me. I don't want much, but you don't give me enough. Even a gentle hug is enough for me. All are happy.
If love had never come, if dreams had never been broken, if my heart had never hurt, would I still be the me you know?
The dialogue that was too late to say dissipated in the Don’t piece together an incomplete future.
In the quiet moonlight, it is extremely pleasant to look at the gentle and pure thoughts in my heart.
I give you everything I have. Suddenly I am so scared that I will lose you.
After leaving, I want you not to forget one thing: don’t forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
I can't imagine life without you, and I can't accept that you are not with me, just because I love you.
Forgetting you is to prove that I can forget you.
Even a deep memory cannot compete with a lifetime, and even a long time cannot compete with the regret of missing it.
What the breeze takes away is the unbearable yesterday, but what the years cannot take away is the long-term attachment.
Maybe this is just a dream, then why does your smile linger in the memory? A very funny joke with connotations
1. Others hold hands, and I hold my dog. Take a walk, take a swim, and see who doesn’t enjoy taking a bite.
2. Heaven is in the woman’s cave!
3. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say do it to death
4. I want stable scores to withstand the cruelty of the final exam. Among the piles of top students, I can find a home.
5. Please don’t take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital
6. I will not watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes of.
7. During the summer vacation, you will be scolded four times a day at home: not getting up in the morning, surfing the Internet as soon as you get up, yelling at you when you eat, and not sleeping at night~
8. No matter how smart a woman is, she still has trouble with herself. Even the most stupid man is confused when it comes to a woman's appearance.
9. If you like weirdos, I am actually beautiful
10. I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out a coin from my pocket: if six of them are thrown heads, I Just go to class! After thinking for a long time, I decided to forget it and don’t take the risk.
11. A woman who says she is smart has a lower chance of being dated than a terrorist hijacking.
12. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, the professor was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."
13. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!
14. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.
15. If a man has a little money in his pocket, he will not have any money below the waist!
16. When I got up this morning and was brushing my teeth, my mother suddenly slapped my butt behind me and said ambiguously: Young man, you have a good figure! Then Luhao ran back to the room with a smile and said to his father: Old guy, you will definitely lose this time. My son did not say that I am crazy! I almost swallowed the toothpaste when I screamed
17. Let others smell your fart!
18. My woman! You are absolutely not allowed to play outside with other men in the middle of the night! Not even allowed to drink with other men!
19. I haven’t dared to fall in love yet, just because Taiwan is alone overseas!
20. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat well and sleep with air conditioning
21. A young man had a good job and a cheerful personality, but could not find a partner, so he went to see a Zen master for enlightenment. . The Zen master glanced at him, pointed at the phone, waved his hand, and said nothing. The young man had an epiphany, knelt down to thank him and left. Two months later, the young man came to see the Zen master again: I will follow your advice, stay away from mobile phones, stay away from the Internet, and love life. But there is still no target. The Zen master shook his head after hearing this: Use WeChat and shake!
22. When others compliment me on my handsomeness, I worry that they are not complimenting me enough.
23. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot get; for women, the most handsome man is the man they already have.
24. If you were an angel, the price for seeing you would be my death.
25. I don’t like to go to bed with just one woman many times, but I like to go to bed with many women only once.
26. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!
27. Let the storm come more violently. After all, I sell umbrellas!
28. The world is so complicated and makes people feel so confused. .
29. You are not suitable for anything but being my wife
30. You are the best example of failed abortion!
31. You have no right to dislike my lifestyle, but you have the right to blind yourself
32. I can’t fly, no matter who it is for.
33. Nine yuan for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools get divorced. So expensive,
34. How do you feel when faced with an overwhelming amount of homework? You got my person but not my heart.
35. If you can’t be a bad person, just do it. Bad people are afraid of good people.
36. After marriage, a man is like a tablecloth, appearing only when eating.
37. You treat me fiercely and still expect me to speak softly to you. Is this a delusion?
38. Don’t keep glaring at me. If you keep glaring at me, I will charge you!
39. A man’s longing is a hunger and thirst for the body and a heartfelt call for sexual desire. Unfortunately, I suffer from this disease, which is also known as lovesickness.
40. A certain gentleman received a text message, written in roaring style, with the following content: Your uncle! ! ! Your mother! ! ! Your sister! ! ! Happy for your whole family! ! ! I wiped it! Is there anyone who sends blessings like this? !
41. If he says to you: Forget me. Just tell the other person: I'm sorry, I never remembered.
42. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar and leave the US dollar with nowhere to go.
43. When I’m online, you’re offline. When I’m offline, you’re online. When I’m online, you’re invisible. You’ve already maxed out my bottom line.
44. First line: Student ID card, admission ticket, ID card. Second line: Listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, no horizontal marking: the emphasis is on participation.
45. Tutu said that if you love someone, you must be persistent. Persistence is holding someone's hand and not letting go.
46. A female classmate who just returned from an internship at a Japanese company said with emotion: No matter how high-end the meeting is and how high-end people attend it, those people will hold the meeting with you politely on the stage, but in the audience But there is always someone touching your thigh!
47. Someone always says to me: Survive first, then live. But I found that when you are busy with survival, life is gone.
48. Don’t believe any beautiful lies, such as the realization of communism depends on the efforts of you and me!
49. Either be patient or cruel. There are very funny jokes
50. When I came into the world, God promised to marry his most beautiful daughter to me. I looked around and searched high and low. I have been waiting for 21 years, but I still haven't seen the fairy. I was so depressed that I ran to ask God. God said: What are you in a hurry for? I don’t even have a girlfriend yet!
51. I bought a pair of beggar’s pants for more than 500, but my grandma patched them up for me when she washed them
52. The lake is still, like a mirror. , clearly reflecting the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers, and green trees.
53. I am, I am fireworks with different colors, he is, he is flowers that cost two yuan a bundle.
54. I am learning sacred knowledge, but you actually use scores to measure it. This is simply a stain on academics! vulgar!
55. My girlfriend and I have only been in a relationship for a week and are about to break up with me just because I haven’t read Octavio Paz’s books or Borges’ poems
56. A heart can only pretend to be one person. If you pretend to be two people, then you are not a human being.
57. When you go out, please remember: you must return the cow B to the cow!
58. CZ; I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.
59. My sister wears tight pants not to show off her figure, but to prevent thieves.
60. Your current dreams determine your future, so just sleep a little longer!
61. Don’t force me. If you force me, I will pretend to be dead!
62. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs, just reply: It’s just your legs that are thin. All three of your legs are thin.
63. Urination and defecation are prohibited here. Violators will have their tools confiscated.
64. This article is profound and concise, summarizing the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!
65. Baby, if you are sexy, show off your class; if you are cheap, show your creativity. If you spend all day posing in front of the men you are interested in, it is not sexy. You call it itching
66. Face to face During the final exam, I discovered that I had Bai Xuebei.
67. My computer has the same language as me. As soon as I touch it, it will freeze up. Makes me extremely excited.
68. Thinking about it carefully, I seem to have Bai Xuebing. Those jokes with very funny connotations
69. It will be great when hardware can COpY too!
70. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it but few people meet it.
71. When I call you a turtle, I insult you. You are a turtle. How can I go out to meet people in the future?
72. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat well and sleep with air conditioning.
73. The child said: Grandpa, can you sing Little Stars? Grandpa: Yes. Child: Sing it to me. Grandpa: The stars in the sky join the Beidou!
74. Why haven’t the old man’s rags come yet?
75. I am always wandering between Cow A and Cow C.
76. The gentleness of my long hair reaching my waist is not as cool and pointless as my short hair reaching my ears.
77. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard or tired you are, stand up and give her a hard slap in the face.
78. Some people fall in love with some songs as soon as they hear the intro, some people fall in love with them at first sight, and some people don’t want to do some homework after opening the first page.
79. It turns out that Grandma Rong was also a flower back then, haha ??
80. A girl shouted for her motherland in front of the beautiful mountains and rivers! my mother! A boy who had a crush on her quickly shouted "Motherland!" My mother-in-law.
81. Get up every morning and yell: Fuck little Japan. This is not only good for your health, but also cultivates patriotism and moral sentiments!
82. I love you, but you have to go to bed with me.
83. In fact, a day's work is short, and it passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.
84. Momentary impulse, crisis for descendants! The latest jokes with very funny connotations
85. Why should I give you face if I don’t want to give you face?
86. Sister is state-owned property and will never be sold at a low price.
87. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.
88. Some men are as smart as the weather, changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, and they can’t even tell when the weather is changing
89. Mo Liufeng Gao Lingshi
90. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen it earth.
91. A good friend is when two people look at each other for no reason and burst into laughter.
92. If the midterm score slaps you, then the final exam slaps you back. Are you sure it wasn’t the final exam that stabbed you?
93. Women always like to ask men: If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you be? At this time, you just answer: Your dad and I are both drunk, who are you going to help?
94. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.
95. If the sky falls, you hold it up and I will cushion it!
96. Chatting with the phone screen on at the risk of being tortured by mosquitoes is true love
97. After being young and frivolous, shall we get married?
98. If you were the unfathomable sea, I would be a drowning person who doesn’t know whether to live or die
99. Men are lustful. If you are a little more lustful, you are called a pervert, and if you are stronger, you are called a pervert. Ghosts, if they become stronger, they are called perverts. If they are particularly strong, they become perverted perverts. They are so lustful that they are called body aesthetic artists.
100. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, Miss Chun came lightly.
101. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.
102. The public toilet was full, and my stomach ached. Finally, someone came out. Just as I was about to squat down, I heard an aunt scolding me from behind: Young people are ignorant and don’t give up their seats to the elderly. The young man said: Auntie, this is a public toilet, not a bus!
103. If I can still remember you in the next life, it must be that I did not die thoroughly enough in this life.
104. Tang Monk can live forever after eating his meat. I don’t know if Tang Monk’s shit has the same effect. The effect?
105. Are the circles on your belly growth rings?
106. The emperor is above and the thick soil is proof. The ordinary people are willing to trade twenty pounds of meat on their bodies in exchange for passing all the final exams.
107. What you think of as personality is actually blind.
108. I am a poor person, please do not rob tombs!
109. A man’s greatest ability is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.
110. What I like the most is that you can’t stand me and can’t kill me.
111. Why doesn’t the country use your face to study imitation singles?
112. A woman outside an umbrella is destined not to go out on rainy days
113. My wife married me even though I didn’t want to marry her.
114. Please don’t call me by my name during final exam week, please call me Guoer!
115. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.
116. Women are divided into two types: those who are married and those who are not married, and men are divided into two types: those who marry voluntarily and those who are forced to marry.
117. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that cannot be dug down?
118. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.
119. You have cried but your eyeshadow shines more beautifully
120. Before marriage, a man borrows money and wants the woman to eat well, and after marriage, a woman borrows money and wants the man to eat well. good.
121. You can lie to me, but since you have told it, please work hard to tell the lie. Don't let me expose it or I will kill you.
122. Sample, you won’t kill yourself when you see me!
123. Our boss came to the office and saw several female employees wearing makeup, so he reprimanded the manager: Why don’t you care about someone wearing makeup in the office? The manager didn't say a word. After the boss left, he said to the female employees: Don't listen to him, everyone should continue to change. Suddenly, the office burst into cheers. Then, the manager added: If you are so ugly, you are not allowed to put on makeup, and you are not allowed to live anymore.
124. No matter how good the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor.
125. Pass on my menstrual fluid (experience) to you!
126. Menstruation and menstruation are good friends, and they come once a month.
127. If you love me, put me in a wedding dress and then strip it naked with your own hands.
128. Chairman Mao taught us: Your mother is holding you up //
129. Although people cannot be compared with horses, some people can be compared with pigs.
130. Forgetting is a luxury, and memory is a torture.
131. I want to fly to your bed, sorry for sleeping on the kang
132. You can not study hard, but you must not not review hard.
133. Why I haven’t died yet? It’s because I’m waiting to die! Why I kill people and set fires is because I want to die!
134. Life lies in stillness. How many years do you think this bastard has lived?
135. Women’s tears are the most useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.
136. Shamelessness is also a quality! Missing is a kind of neurosis!
137. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.
138. Let me tell you a ghost story. It’s time for school to start.
139. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I’m afraid some women will go bankrupt.
140. When playing cards, I fell in love with the dice, when I drank, I fell in love with the cup, when I slept, I fell in love with the quilt, when I put on my shoes, I fell in love with the socks, when I was stinky, I became a prince, when I missed you, I remembered you. You boy, old friend, how are you doing? Wish you happiness and happiness!
141. People’s loneliness can sometimes be seen physically!
142. Birth control pills are valid for three years, and condoms are valid for five years. Many times, love has expired before the medicine and condoms have expired.
143. You can’t get enough of your skin!
144. I didn’t guess the beginning of our story, nor the end of it
145. Our goal: focus on money and make a lot of money
146. My dear, are you dead? If you die, hold me tight so that the body collector will know that we are a couple!
147. Others have a background, but all I have is a back view~~.
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