Y prank message

Your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

I think about you every day. Seeing you is my dream. Loving you is my lifelong expectation. Waiting for you is what I have been doing. I lied to you. It just happened.

Last night, I missed countless friends. I thought about it, but you are the coolest. I look for you in my dream and look back indifferently. You are tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, which is cruel and cruel.

Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life has brought me the passing of this life. I used 10000 times to look back on my past life and meet you in this life just to ask you: why do you want to fight with my dog for bones?

“nHZ！ Damn it, "I knew you couldn't guess or understand. Look carefully again, can't you see? "Do you know pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity. Turn your mobile phone upside down.

The night before the boar and sow got married, the boar found that the sow was not a pig and roared, Who did it? The sow lowered her head and blushed shyly, saying, this is the guy who reads text messages. . . .

To understand a person, you should look at it from many angles, just like you. From below, you look like a psychopath, from the side, you look like an idiot, from 30 degrees, from 60 degrees, you look like a pig. Look, I know you better.

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pretend to be lovers to rob. During our successful robbery and absconding with money, you were unfortunately arrested. You would rather die than surrender and go to jail, leaving me sad and spending money like water for the rest of my life.

If a drop of water represents blessing, I will send you a South China Sea, if a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents missing, I will send you a hornet's nest, so I won't believe it won't kill you.

I haven't been looking for you recently. I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? But then again, it's weird to sell it.

Pigs and dogs are jailers in the animal kingdom. One day, they caught an uninvited guest named SMS and locked him up. The next day, the news escaped from the prison and the warden investigated it. The dog said unjustly, I had a rest yesterday. It was the pig who read the news.

I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.

1, SMS about mobile phone

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

3. SMS about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

4. Other SMS messages

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

People fish, you don't fish, and your wife says you are a straw bag; People gamble, you don't gamble, and secretly say that you are 250; People *, you don't *, everyone together to give you a rumor.

Maitreya said: "Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh at the past and laugh at the present, and laugh at everything;" A big belly can hold you, the sky and the ground. "A big belly can accommodate things that are difficult to accommodate in the world. Why are we not pregnant?

Standing on the balcony that day, you enjoyed the drizzle and thought about the rough life. Your face is wet and tastes sour, bitter and salty. Is it rain or tears? You look up at the sky. Wow, whose mop?

The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

Note: stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink three times with your left eye and three times with your right eye, then blink all the time with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

After years of silent cultivation in the film circle, only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have won the Golden Bird Award: the nomination of the best animal star.

On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you beauty and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

Although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still want to say: puppy, don't follow me, my hand is really just a white radish, not an extended version of the meat buns!

Flowers bloom in spring, which is your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well, and after careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

It is real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message!