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I am Zongye, and you are Mi, wrapping you layer by layer; You are a tooth and I am a rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly; How many meters are there in zongzi, which means how much I miss you; Remember me, or Zongzi will choke you to death!

I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I find out, hum, rat poison will cook noodles for you!

If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in-my heart.

When you walk, you will be scattered and your memories will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; I turned around and found you gone, and suddenly I was confused. ...

Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking you are family, not seeing you is half-hearted, and seeing you is single-minded. If one day we get a refund, at least there are memories! ! !

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle up in the warm haystack and bite your ear tightly. ...

Romance without money, I can hold your hand and stroll on the beach covered with white sand; 1 yuan romance, I can call and care about you next to the deserted public phone booth; 1Romance in 0 yuan, I can buy a popsicle to cool you off in hot summer; 100 yuan romance, I can buy a copy of Kanto to warm your palm on a cold night; Romantic 1000 yuan, I can go shopping with you to buy clothes you like; 10000 yuan romance, I can buy you a mobile phone, so that we can have a happy voice and stereo.

Marinate/air-dry/drink your shadow when you are old.

I-inject dedication l-loyalty o-observation intention v-courage e-enjoy joy y-be willing o-obligation u-harmony. Therefore, love is dedication, loyalty, sincerity, courage, joy, willingness, responsibility and harmony.

Feeling for you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate it several times, and it will remain the same ... you can also integrate it if you want, but there will be an extra constant, which is equal to-I love you.

Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...

Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my mood will drop by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you everywhere. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

1 & gt； Excuse me, who is knowledgeable to help me explain what love is? Although I can't say it clearly, I can feel that love is just like what I am doing to you now? Do you feel it?

2> Vow: We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day! I am responsible for beauty, and you are responsible for making money! You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... rat poison to cook noodles.

3> Occasionally, a meteor flies in the air, and many people will make wishes for it, so that everyone's wishes will come true. If it were me, I would make the most important wish in my life.

4> No matter where you go, our hearts will be tightly locked together, even if this life is exhausted, we will live forever! I love you. I'm waiting for you.

5> Someone once said, when you want to be alone, look up at the moon. If the moon turns blue, it means that the person you miss is thinking of you. I can expect the moon to turn blue every day.

There is no sand in the world. I think you drop a grain of sand from the sky at a time, and finally you have the Sahara.

7> There is a saying that liking someone doesn't mean owning him/her, but I don't think so. Like a person who can't have him, I would rather not like him and take the time to forget him.

8> The stars are my eyes staring at you; The breeze is when I touch your hand; Tears of concern are brighter than stars, and acacia is softer than breeze!

Mr. 9>: Your penis has been on the verge of scrapping after tens of thousands of rubs. Please take the household registration book to the municipal sexual intercourse association for scrapping within 72 hours after receiving the notice. Fails to pay, not submitted to the public security organs castration.

10 > When you are by my side, I will forget everything in the world, because you are almost everything and no one can replace you. When I hold your hand, you never know how satisfied I am!

1 1 & gt； Dear, did you have a good year without me? Did you look up at the sky? Has the lovely moon turned blue?

12 > Please take good care of yourself for me. Eat when hungry, wear when cold, sleep when sleepy, and call me if you miss me. Turn your head when you see a handsome guy!

13 > Excuse me, it takes you 10 second to tell you something irrelevant ... That is to say, I ... miss you!

14 & gt； If you don't love me, let me go. Don't take pleasure in my pain, stay. If you don't love me, let me go. Don't say you love me when I am disheartened!

15 > We should miss each other every day, but not every day. I care about beautiful women, you care about making money, you can fall in love with others, but don't be found out by me. If I find out, well, I'll eat poison.

16 > Spring gives life to the earth, trees give biological oxygen, the sun gives heat to the earth, and you give me a reason to live.

17 > The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your big call. Born for you, died for you, and waited for you all my life.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

What if the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

● The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

● Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

Are you a train? I am the railway; Are you a brick? I am mud; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am wrapping paper; Are you love? I am love? It's great to have you here.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I have to get you.

I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you just likes you.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

● The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

● If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even an idiot will accomplish it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities.

Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Funny? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 70 years? As long as I'm healthy? This is my strong point?

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you!

● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

● Everyone, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.