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How to reply to girlfriend's message gracefully?

1. I ate a five-catty watermelon, but you still haven't returned my message. It's not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small.

2. I reply to your message every second, and you reply to my message is reincarnation.

3. Don't reply my message easily. Can't you be polite and scold me?

I have a blind date this weekend. Do you have time to accompany me?

5, there is a saying: meat buns hit dogs, and there is no return. Please call me back.

6. Do you know? I seem to be blind and can't see the message you sent me.

7. If you ignore me again, I will become a dog.

8. Don't reply to my message, but don't let me catch you and tell me.

9. Are you on the way to learn the input method?

10. Do I need to look up Xinhua Dictionary to reply to the message?

1 1. You don't reply to my message now because you don't know me. When you do this, you will fall madly in love with me.

12, I'm still immersed in your last sentence, and your little cutie is waiting for your reply.

13, if you ignore me again, I will rush to hug you!