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Dongguan whoring SMS
The noisiest place recently is Dongguan. Its popularity lies not in the growth of GDP, but in the increase of the number of JJ. The implication is that "100,000 ladies go to Lingnan and millions of prostitutes go to Dongguan". With the increase of the number of ladies, naturally, the number of prostitutes is also increasing. It is well-deserved to say that Dongguan is the sex capital, but the sex industry in Huiyang, another place in Guangdong, seems to be better than by going up one flight of stairs, the sex capital. Freshwater can be called the "sex capital". A long time ago, people in China often said: Go to Shenzhen to play. People who work hard in Shenzhen often say: Go to Danshui to play. In recent years, people in Shenzhen will say: Go to Dongguan to play. Today, people who work hard in Dongguan said: Go, drive to Danshui. Let's take a look at a folk rumor: "Guangdong S and Guangdong B are the most fun. On Saturday and Sunday weekends, SB comes to Danshui to have sex. " Even men in Dongguan, known as the "sex capital", drive to Danshui, which shows that the development of freshwater pornography has long been famous in the industry. After experiencing the short-term pain of the latecomers in Dongguan, the porn industry in Danshui not only retained the local specialties, but also launched its own signature chicken, Russian chicken, which was superb in technology and played an international friendship card in Dalian, which made men in the Pearl River Delta region turn pale at the smell. Freshwater is called "little shanghai" because at night, there are bright lights everywhere and chicken farms stretching for miles. Huiyang people have nowhere to go. Wherever they go, they are places of entertainment. Every place has its own specialties, which has taught all the girls and boys in Danshui. Think about how many hotels and saunas there are in Danshui, either bright or dark, active on the ground and lurking underground. Even China's eldest sister and foreign girls can't be counted in the census, and the cost performance is better than Dongguan's, and most of them are young girls. The famous saying "Qian Shan is not as good as fresh water" also proves that fresh water has a unique scenery here. All hotels in the country are sweeping pornography, but fresh water is not swept. Throughout the streets of Danshui, there are small advertisements for soliciting prostitutes everywhere, and even driving to Shenzhen Kengzi has not been spared from the erosion of small advertisements. As soon as the red light stops at every intersection, young MM in revealing clothes will knock on the window and plug business cards. No matter whether there are women in your car or not, women who distribute pornographic business cards will plug them. It seems that as long as the cars passing through Danshui, they all fuck chickens. If a man shakes his hand and doesn't want it, the young lady will force him to sell it: "Sir, you can keep it for a rainy day." Some customers of the author often have a mantra "Let's go and have a rest in Danshui tonight". Think about it. Shenzhen people have high-tech industries and cultural industries, and Dongguan people are called the largest industrial manufacturing city in the world. As Huizhou people, what industries can compete with the brother cities in the Pearl River Delta? Huiyang people's discussion of freshwater pornography is only a conceptual problem-it should be called the tertiary industry. The three most famous treasures of fresh water are cowhide, land and chicken skin. Can it be fresh water without chicken skin? Even, it is no exaggeration to say that chicken skin is a major driving force to attract foreigners to spend or even invest here. At the same time, this industry has also made its own contribution to the GDP of Danshui or Huiyang. Here we discuss who is the boss in Danshui and Dongguan, which seems to be the chaotic logic of chicken or egg first. Because Tamsui is rumored to be the "capital of color", it is also edible, and because "color" comes before "sex", it is understandable that Miss Dongguan calls Miss Tamsui "big sister". Dongguan, Danshui, who has had sex with whom, who has had sex with whom, depends on the personal experience of practitioners, whether the young lady is good or not, and who knows who to use.
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