Are there any cold jokes, especially cold ones?

There are some cold jokes:

1. The other day, my voice was ill and I couldn't make a sound, but the leader asked me to take part in the chorus competition. Just tell me the number.

I didn't feel so good, so I actively treated it and cured it before the game.

As a result, the leader lost the game and said with a sigh, "Why did you get your voice well at this time?"

2. In the middle of the night, I passed the massage parlor, and the proprietress inside called to me: Boss, come in and sit down.

I said to her, "Do you want money?".

Then she said angrily, "Have you ever seen a free massage parlor in the world?"

Then I swore at her: "Have you seen the boss who got off work so late?"

3. When I was a child, I went out to play with my buddy once. On the way, he picked up ten yuan. Honestly, he was not jealous that it was fake, so I asked him to buy some snacks in the canteen and spent eight yuan. Just when I was in a little balance, the boss found him forty-two.

4. Chatting with my best friend, I told you that for the sake of my next generation, I have to find a handsome guy to marry.

As a result, my best friend said that a handsome guy won't marry you for his next generation.

jane doe, weighing 5-3 kg, didn't see her husband lying on the sofa, and sat him dead.

The law didn't hold her accountable, because the law didn't blame the public.

Extended information:

Cold jokes are a new language phenomenon. With the popularity of the Internet, they have penetrated into the daily life of young people. Occasionally, one or two cold jokes can make the communication atmosphere relaxed and pleasant, and also show the humor and wisdom of the talker.

Cold jokes are a kind of jokes, but they are quite different. The four main characteristics of cold jokes are: network as the carrier, thorough entertainment, duality of their own values and post-modern deconstruction.

From the perspective of genre, cold jokes are divided into story type, question type, dialogue type and line type; Cold jokes are divided into borrowing rhetorical rules, breaking the boundaries between time and space, confusing concepts, language crossing, violating logic, sophistry and slip of the tongue.