A text message to amuse her boyfriend.

1, big dog and puppy, go down the mountain. A stone on the road tripped two dogs. The big dog rolled down the hill and the little dog went to the west. Why isn't the big dog dead yet? Puppies can't "turn sharply"!

2. The sea is full of water! Good horse, it has four legs! Chili, it's really hot! Idiot reads the text message, and it grins.

3, the sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, peppers are so fucking hot, I don't fucking regret knowing you. I wish you happiness and keep smiling every day!

4, the sea! It's all water A good horse! It has four legs. It's silly to look at the mobile phone! He cracked his mouth.

5, the sea, it is all water; Hell is a ghost; Sow, it has four legs; The fool looked at the mobile phone, and he grinned.

6. What are you talking about? Why don't I understand? Northeast edition

7. Hello, everyone! Today is a good day, and all banks withdraw money for free. Don't miss it! !

8, read: the old beauty kisses the platoon, the nest is still scarred, lying down to bite the tax, lying in the nest and playing green.

9. When the elephant saw a group of ants walking towards its home, he asked the ants: What are you doing? The ant said that Aunt Elephant was ill, so we went to donate blood.

10, Kangaroo said to the dog: I can put my mobile phone in my bag, and you can only hang it on your ass.

1 1, kangaroo said: I usually put my mobile phone in my pocket; The pig said: I am used to hanging my mobile phone around my neck; The monkey said: I don't usually wear it on my waist. What about you?

12, there are many reasons for being single, one of which is that new lovers keep making old mistakes.

13, single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, getting married is wrong, and divorce is enlightenment! No lover is a waste, but many lovers are animals!

14, unrequited love, no; Talking about friends is too tired; Online dating is wrong; Line up if you want to chase me.

15, today's three major events are not to be taunted: those who drink and don't eat vegetables, those who wear a tie shirtless, and those who ride a bicycle for 80 days. Today's four stupid things are: people who can't hang themselves in love, people who take medicine without illness or disaster, people who sign invalid contracts, and people who giggle when reading text messages.

16, today's four idiots: people who can't hang themselves in love, people who take medicine without illness or disaster, people who sign a contract and are void, and people who giggle at their mobile phones!

17, today's four idiots: people who can't hang themselves in love, people who take medicine without illness or disaster, people who sign a contract that is invalid, and people who giggle at mobile phones!

18, when leaving the grid, the man came and was expected. I grew up in the field. It's not good for you to find firewood for me. Listen, you're yelling at the governor. Shandong edition

19. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

20. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; Saving this information owes me an appointment; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine; Please select.

2 1, when you see this message, congratulations, you stand out from 99 competitors and you have won my love. Would you like to come out and celebrate?

22. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

23. When you received this message, your mobile phone was poisoned. Please take off your clothes within 30 seconds and rotate naked 10 turn, otherwise the mobile phone will stop using and laugh! Take it off!

24. When you receive this message, the first person you see will be your life partner. Look up quickly.

25. When you are empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can chop, chop, chop with a knife, and at the same time you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen. ...

26, the earth is turning, people will change, I love you, our feelings are eternal, as long as you have money, we are still destined.

27. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover with a quilt, wear a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

28. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

29. When I first met you, I said to myself: You are my goal, I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you-RMB!

Xiao Ming farted loudly in the elevator. The kitten held her nose with one hand and pointed to the sign on the elevator door with the other hand and said, "Don't you see that it says' handle with care'?"

3 1. Telecom check SMS: make the first call. If it cannot be displayed, please call 800-80 1-60.

The animal world is wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise kept silent and turned on his mobile phone to watch the fun.