Short message joke

1, it's crooked again. How can you go in? Come out and do it again. You are so nervous!

Relax, look at your ass! Stay to the left! Yes! Slow down! All right! Come in, come in. Come in a little more! OKOK！ All right! Parking fee 3 yuan?

2. One day, Big Brother and Second Brother went to the theatre again, and saw that they were arguing about the plot development in the middle, so they made a bet. The boss pointed to the front row of spittoons and said that the loser needed a taste of what was there. ? Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp. Eldest brother frightened to disgrace, admire, said to the second? You're amazing. You can take fifteen swigs in a row! ? The second one shook his head. No, I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I can't stop biting!

3. Theorem: Market = customer+demand, circle = center+radius, market is circle, customer is center, and customer demand is radius.

The center of the circle determines the position of the circle, and the radius determines the size of the circle.

Therefore, customer+demand = center+radius.

Mid-Autumn Festival = moon+moon cake, moon = circle, moon cake = circle, so customer+demand = center+radius = moon+moon cake.

I gently kiss you down on the bed, gently open your pants, gently take off your underwear, gently kiss your face, and then gently say to you: Baby, change your posture. . . It's time to change diapers!

5, made of plastic, can be blown up, can protect personal safety, there can be no loopholes, otherwise it can not be used. Haha, I don't think so. It's a swimming ring!

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6, shed your red underwear, revealing your plump body, you are my favorite, I want to pinch you to catch you and kiss you, ah! Delicious peanuts! ! !

7. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. Wish you a happy holiday. By the way, I remind you that eating too many moon cakes will make you fat. If you eat like a fat pig, don't say I didn't warn you.

8. You are all to me, don't you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know? Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, this is for you!

9. The husband said to his wife: I want to go from the back.

Wife: No, from the front.

Husband: The front is too tired. Let's start from the back.

Wife: I'm not used to walking from the back.

Husband said, just get used to it. There is an elevator upstairs in the back.

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