Short message concurrency

You are a sentimental crow, you are a lively frog, you are a sweet potato that comes out of the mud and is not stained, and you are a fiery prawn in my heart. I want to greet you gently: lovely fool who read my message, how are you now?

Hello, donor! We are Shaolin Temple * * *. When you received this message, we have deducted 50 yuan's donation from your mobile phone bill. To thank you, this temple awarded you the highest legal number: mental retardation.

The bell rings, the lights are on, the music is on, the lid is open ... sorry, it's not your mobile phone, I'm checking the imported advanced toilet.

A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can resist thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall down, I will run and step on it!

Keke