Interesting funny copywriting in the circle of friends

1. Next to the roadside stall downstairs, I saw a billboard that said, "Couples have three pairs of underwear for ten yuan". I feel profound in an instant.

2. A: Do you have A Brief History of Time? B: Psycho, I don't pick up shit when I have time! ?

3. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get it out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man also get him? Hurry and take the stick and poke it inside. "

4. Never ask a foodie if he has eaten. This is not a problem for foodies at all. If you want to ask, ask if you are full.

5. I like driving Rolls-Royce and Bentley best. If I go out to play with my friends, I drive Porsche. If I want to race, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.

6. There must be a great woman behind a successful man. Except for Ma Yun, there are millions of women in Qian Qian behind his success!

7. From scanning code payment to brushing face payment, it is not our IQ that improves, but our spending speed.

8. "What eight words can make a man rain or shine! A phone call will arrive! " "Come and drink, all women!"

9. Actually, I quite like online dating. The fake photos I send are beautiful, the love words typed by the keyboard are also beautiful, and the obscene words spoken by the voice make me blush, so I can say that I can divide them.

1. It is said that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and kiss her hard, but why did I get hit by her boyfriend?

11. Today, I found that people can't stick out their tongues while looking up ... without looking like a mental retardation.

12. I bumped into a beautiful woman in the street, and accidentally broke my knee. I was about to apologize, but the beautiful woman spoke first: "Big Brother, please take a picture of me quickly. I want to make a circle of friends. This is a bump, so my boyfriend will come back and misunderstand."

13. The doctor just pricked a finger to check a pupil's blood. As soon as the needle was pricked, the pupil farted loudly, and his tough mother said, "Ah, did it leak for you?"

14. I play with my mobile phone late at night. Besides being sentimental, I get hit in the face by my mobile phone.

15. Today, I used QQ to express my love for the goddess. What comparison is a metaphor for all kinds of rhetoric? It can be described as classic words, emotional sentences, quotations and allusions, which made the gods cry. Finally, under my strong emotional offensive, the goddess finally replied: "Who the fuck are you?"

16. The real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging abdomen.

17. Come on, there is no talent shortage in this world, only infertility.

18. The older you grow up, the more you know that people who say they don't care about money are actually poor, and rich people don't bother to discuss them at all.