Wechat is super sharp and funny in one sentence.

1, "Why fish can't live without water", "Because of love", "Why can't live without him" and "He still owes me money"

2. I learned the routine, and you are sincere.

As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you

You don't cherish me now. I told you, I will wait for you in the next village after this village.

I hope you can climb the mountain to see the sea roll into the sea and feed the fish without my company.

6. Why does the boat of friendship turn over when it says so? Why does the great wheel of love turn over when it sinks? Why does the cot collapse when it says it collapses? Don't you know how much you weigh?

7. My deskmate's pen fell to my feet and said I couldn't reach it. Tell me to pick it up. I silently picked up the pen and threw it where he could get it.

8. It's a lifelong regret that I didn't talk to you or flirt with you.

9. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Well, that's why I'm so beautiful.

10, "You really look like Minions", "I'm so cute" and "Minions just has short legs, big waist, big chest and no neck"

1 1. The ex-boyfriend sent a text message late at night: How are you? I replied tactfully: sorry, she fell asleep.

12 fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can touch my stomach when I am sad.

13, my coquetry is regarded as unreasonable, so can I throw away your pleading as garbage?

14, other classes have good grades and good discipline. Teachers like our class, except for the high value.

15, don't seduce me. I have a hundred ways to seduce you.

16, self-timer is destined to rely on the filter for three minutes and seven minutes.

17. After reviewing, I chose a Xinjiang name. From tomorrow on, people can call me a wise man. Naye won't come back? Quanbuhui.

18, when I look at the teacher carefully in class, that's when I want to steal something.

19, "One day you will become the person you hate" "I hate rich people!"

20. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

2 1, years have taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

22. God gave me a stomach to eat, but he did not give me the status of a local tyrant.

What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

24. The meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

25. The wind is too strong to take you out. It's a pity that everyone else blew away and you didn't move.

26, I suddenly understand what is meant by "important things said three times", generally speaking, Weibo said it once, space said it again, friends said it again.

27. I have a good temper and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

28. The three sentences that touched me the most: I brought you delicious food, I invited you to eat delicious food, and I took you to eat delicious food.

I will work hard, otherwise people will say that men are nothing more than good-looking.

30. what CF, LOL, flying car, DNF, internet cafe, KTV. Nothing can compare with a lively daughter-in-law

3 1, Rome was not built in a day, nor were the three layers of the lower abdomen built in a day!

32. I want a cat, a dog and you. Doby cats mistreat dogs and then sleep with you.

33. Nature is suitable for alcohol and tobacco, for plain life and for you.

Don't believe me when I say I will wait for you. After all, I am cool, and I will go with the right person.

35. Mathematics is actually very simple, and it is difficult to get only 90 points.

36. My lover is a world hero. One day he will make coke chicken wings to pick me up.

37. Recently, I saw my mother's face gaunt. Why don't I invite her to the school to enjoy the scenery and talk about poetry with my teacher? Mom, the teacher invited you to come to school. ....

38. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

39. Hide the gun in the windbreaker, or I will kill you if you don't go home.

40. "If you don't marry me in ten years", "Then we are too miserable, really miserable" ........

4 1, I forgot my mobile phone today and wanted to borrow my friend's mobile phone, but he began to insult my IQ and laughed at me desperately. Finally, he took out the air conditioner remote control from his pocket.

42. I want to steal your keys and go to your house every day to please your parents.

43. When I love you, you eat shit and think you are cute. When I don't love you, you eat shit and think you eat shit.

44. I thought life was that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat. Altman killed the little monster, but in reality, the mouse killed the cat, the sheep killed the wolf, and two bears killed Logger Vick.

45. Ronghao Li wrote monsters for Ku, ugliness for Joker Xue and models for himself.

46. Weather forecast: Recently, an expert on picking up girls was born. Please pay attention to them.

47. "I'm looking for lost memories." "Speak human words." "I'm reviewing."

48. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

49. As for why I am so handsome, I will simply say six points: ......