Northeast wisecracks (four northeast wisecracks (turn))

"The four complete works are the most interesting, which can quench thirst and relieve boredom; Very funny, delicious, and it sounds affordable. " Northeasters are straightforward and have a sense of humor in their bones. Not only are people with a little "culture" "nothing to take two steps", but farmers also make three or six sentences in their daily production and life, which makes people laugh. Folk culture, refined and popular * * * reward! The "Big Four" farmers were playful and popular in rural areas during the production team period before the 1980s. Just like Errenzhuan, although it is a little dirty, it is entertaining. Whether it is local or vulgar, it is a spontaneous traditional form of entertainment in people's leisure time, and whether it is vegetarian, it is to make you happy. These proverbs, which have always been regarded as "Xialiba people" in the northeast dialect, are actually idioms, which are quietly circulated among the people in the northeast, and their wide spread is surprising.

This nifty "copyright" belongs to farmers, who use it to amuse themselves, so they don't tell ordinary jokes to others. ...

Four joys: a long drought meets the rain, an old friend meets another country, the wedding night, and four sorrows when nominated for the Academy Awards: childhood loss of mother, adolescence loss of father, middle-aged loss of wife, and old age loss of children.

Four happiness: the flag of the wind, the fish in the water, the girl of seventeen or eighteen, the little donkey; Four fears: no children, no daughters, angry with my wife, no house, and lack of RMB; Four fears: sleeping in a lonely grave, barking at night, hanging people.

Four fragrances: Kaijiang fish, laying hens, caged sleeping, two-bedroom wife, four fragrances: stones in the toilet, water in the sewer, donkey taking a shit, mouth eating garlic, four fragrances: sugar, kiss, jujube, honey, four acids: unripe jujube, hawthorn dew, girl fighting for wind, Shanxi vinegar.

Four Spices: Look up at your wife, look down at Korea, look up at a monkey, pepper and garlic, four Bitterness: pig gall, coptis noodles, motherless children and bachelors, four Ugliness: wearing suspenders, black skin, a necklace, thick lips and slippers with insoles.

Four greens: green grass, watermelon skin, turtle cover and post office.

Four orchids: the sea in early spring, the day in early autumn, the flowering of Platycodon grandiflorum and Cloisonne.

Four yellows: big gold teeth, fried cakes, Lama hats and horse manure bags.

Four seniors: supply and marketing cooperatives, loose women, kicked women, old customers.

Four elders: toad skin, old sow's face, tofu with plenty of brine, blind horse's eyes, four tender: small eggplant buns, cucumber buttons, big girl skin, child birds, four cheap: rice bran, old bamboo shoots, young lady's body, processed products: people laughing, cats barking, donkey rattles and dogs running. The poor man's oil pot and the bricks coming out of the kiln are wet in four aspects: newly cut trees, newly paved roads, wet chins, wet diapers for children, four aspects: mobile phone straps, pager cuffs, men's vests, women's bras, four aspects: millet porridge, green soybean milk, glutinous rice flour and tortoise soup, four aspects: advertising technical titles posted by college diplomas, four aspects:

Four slowness: the car pulls into the station, the boat comes ashore, the tortoise climbs the mountain, and dawdles.

Four jumps: fish out of the water, fairy, rabbit and electric switch.

Four major tasks: the wolf bites the pig, the dog bites the sheep, the child falls into the well, and the shed is four major tasks: doing big mud, throwing big blanks, raising children, and playing everywhere: squatting in the toilet, Japanese beds, pugs, and Wu Dalang.

Four small: Jin Gangzuan, embroidery needle, scorpion face, flea heart; Four lengths: high-voltage line, old Hetao, Wan Li Great Wall, train track; Four narrowness: lying on the ground, covering the sky, bathing in the sea and resting in the mountains; Sipingyi: Walking on the wall, winding the hair, covering the ponytail and covering the whip whistle; Pancakes, rabbit skin, riding clams. Picking ear spoons and scooping salt are four major losses: scolding the dumb, kicking the widow's door, kicking the lame and digging the ancestral grave; Four folds: toilet paper, tofu skin, the corner of the old lady's eye and walnut pattern; Simmons, cakes, pregnant women's stomachs and bread; Four fat meats: bald head, pig fat, sheep tail and large intestine head; Four hardness: doorway wind, wild bristles, etc.

Four thicknesses: the skin of the earth, psoriasis, pig's mouth and Han's face. Four orders: wandering geese, upside-down bowls, separated couples, and one-eyed (upside-down bowls, that is, a bowl of rice placed in front of the dead before the funeral). Four big orders: smoking without a cigarette and a fire, forgetting to bring money at the party, "losing your wallet" by car, and forgetting time when visiting restaurants.

Si Liang: disappointed heart, lazy kang, tea after leaving, divorced bed.

Four major heats: blacksmith's furnace, sleeping kang, frying oil in oil mill, talking about the object.

Four pleasures: playing mahjong and touching yourself, fishing and biting hooks, police catching thieves, dancing and touching the back.

There are four major disputes: mountain fire and strong wind blowing, herding sheep and asking wolves to chase them, the eldest girl sleeping on the bachelor kang, and the father-in-law pulling ash: the wife crying, the children making trouble, shoveling porridge and scraping blades.

Four wilts: frost grass, caged bird, flat ball, old man X.

Four softness: girlish waist, tofu bag, cooked soft persimmon, pig urine bubble.

Four drums: inner tube, air mattress, big girl's chest and beer belly.

Four depressions: Luo Guo's chest, monkey's face, deflated blue ball and navel.

Four major pains: wasp bite, poisonous snake bite, firstborn child, and foot prick.

Four crooked ways: side arm, lame man, roast chicken neck and playing violin.

Four circles: wheel, chopping board, rolling pin and asshole.

Four evils: green and red gangs, secret service teams, young people, and exorbitant taxes.

Four tides: healthy cement, firewood in front of the well, careless four tides: oil wells pass by, trains go up the mountain, northeast people talk, toads smoke.

Four big gaps: stubble bowl, bottomless wall, cut ticket, rabbit's mouth.

Four Laba: Heel scab, newly chiseled mill, bear's tongue, the fault of the old cow.

Four good news: barbecue oven, cooked noodles, sweet-scented osmanthus in August, and new wife's house.

Four stinks: the shame of the yellow mouse, body odor, yellow sticky chicken excrement, dumb fart: the cat sees fishy smell, the fire sees the wind, the lonely man is widowed, and the drunkard sees the cup. Four regrets: there is smoke without fire, there is fire without smoke, there is no daughter-in-law in his thirties, and no daughter-in-law is allowed to touch.

Four fires: black stool, yellow urine, rotten eyes and blisters on the mouth.

Four major tossing: break dancing, taking the wrong medicine, having epilepsy, and being unable to sleep.

Four clean: eldest daughter embroidery, white sweat coat, washed cabbage, bare mouth.

Four kinds of pickles: mouth opening and mouth closing, leg pain, pig killing pot, shaving water. Four delicious foods: carpenter's axe, bricklayer's knife, luggage for running errands, and big girl's waist.

Four disgraceful: drinking mouth, dancing legs, paws playing with money, smoking heavily.

Four solas: eating instant noodles, blowing nose bubbles and holding popsicles in their mouths, Hokkaido.

Four cowards: Xiaomi was pried, his wife was soaked, his money was stolen, and Viagra failed: smashing the sauce jar, watching chess, and women fighting for the wind, muddling along.

Four things to listen to: breaking a fine bowl, tearing silks and satins, a new wife talking, and sewing silk.

Four ugliness: tear down the big saw, grind the cauldron, the dutiful son cries his father, and the cat makes a nest: pick up the widow's door, dig the orphan's grave, eat the baby's milk and beat the disabled.

Four major mistakes: stealing, not raising a father, flirting with women, and smashing shoes.

Four things are hard to change: sniffing, being a thief's leg, raising a Han wife and playing with money ghosts.

Four major distresses: overshoes, blistering feet, sleeping on a wet mattress and squatting on a trumpet.

Four difficulties: Li Mingjue, a half-way monk's wife, mutton buns and stewed chicken.

Four major problems: eating a few mouthfuls, drinking tea, spitting, rubbing feet, and four major comforts: wearing big shoes, farting, riding an ox cart, and going to my father's in-laws.

Advantages 4: Pick up cigarette butts, steal tea roots, see your wife through the crack of the door, and older girls pull chickens to take care of children. Unfortunately, 4: Being knocked out in court, being cruel in prison, being inferior in exams, and being sick by quacks.

Four propositions: Xun Mei in the snow, playing flute in the middle of the month, adding fragrance to tea and drinking with friends at night.

Four slippery: loach fish, rolling pin, light bulb oiled, bald head bright.

Four hemp seeds: old cucumber seeds, clams, potatoes in the sand, and bayberry clothes.

Four beauties: almond eyes, high nose, gold ingot ears and upturned corners of the mouth.

Four dirty: the face is gray, the nose is long, the clothes are dirtier than rags, and the crotch is still on the kang after three steps down.

Four big shows: lighting the temple, splashing water in the Dragon King Temple, playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and using a big axe in front of Lu Ban.

Four major wear-resistance: cart axle, infantry leg, cavalry ass and trumpeter mouth.