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New Year message

This year's Spring Festival, our telephone is not as busy as in previous years. There are four people in my family, except my mother, who also called to pay a New Year call. The other three people all use text messages, and basically don't call on New Year's Eve. Calling New Year is faster, cheaper and can reach more people. Short message goes further than telephone in these aspects, especially most mobile phones support the function of sending short messages in groups.

My strategy is to wait until I receive a New Year message that I think is of high quality, unconventional, humorous and unforgettable, and then forward it to a group of people. The sentence that impressed me the most over the years is the Year of the Monkey: "The unit is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up is all ass, looking down is all smile, and looking left and right is all eyes and ears. "

My sister asked me, if I forward a short message to others, can others see that it is forwarded? I said firmly: I can't see it. Actually, I'm not sure myself I haven't studied the protocol and implementation of SMS. I just got out of my previous professional habit of being a trainer. Even if you are not sure, you always look confident when answering questions.

No matter how the agreement is implemented, at least remember to delete other people's signatures when forwarding, otherwise others will definitely see that you forwarded it. It is a good habit to add a signature when sending a group. Because the sender's mobile phone number may not exist in the receiver's mobile phone address book, if there is no signature, the receiver will only see a number of 1 1 in the "sender" column.

But the most embarrassing thing is that the other party has signed up but still doesn't know who the other party is. Shamefully, I received four or five New Year messages this year, signed by Zhang Si. I've racked my brains, but I can't think of when and where I've seen these Zhang Lisi once …

◆ 265438+What is the most expensive in the 20th century? Your red envelope! Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want (what I want is your red envelope). Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, I have a happy New Year!

◆ On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you, and I came to pay a New Year call to you ... Then I woke up from my dream and sneezed. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you to say what I didn't say in my dream-bring me the red envelope!

I hate you people who use mobile phones as necklaces. You have no technical content at all! This Spring Festival, I will train my team and inspect new people. Send my message: two words, this year's rooster is good for hunting.

I wish you a happy Spring Festival: beauty is like a flower, romance is like cherry blossoms, luck is like snowflakes, luck meets peach blossoms, wealth matches peony flowers, and mahjong bars bloom!

It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!

◆ When the New Year comes, I will send you a jiaozi: Ping 'an leather bag is filled with wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, one bite is happy, two bites are happy, three bites are smooth, and then the whole family drinks healthy soup. The aftertaste is warm and the aftertaste is a blessing.

I wish you a new year in yes man, the most beautiful scenery to go out, you are the king of the world, better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

I wish you all the best in the Spring Festival, again and again, five blessings, 666 Dashun, colorful life, versatility, longevity, perfection, harmony for a hundred years, wealth at the turn of the Millennium, enjoy it slowly!

◆ The New Year arrived, and there was a tsunami in Indonesia, but bin Laden failed to catch it. Think carefully, peace is the most important thing. It is better to laugh often and be in a good mood than to have a job. Say hello to the New Year. Best wishes! Haipiniu Ye Er

In the new year, I wish my friends: more money and less money, as long as they are always there; Handsome and ugly, pleasing to the eye; There are fewer people and more old people, and they are in good health; If the family is poor and rich, it is good to be kind; All troubles, as long as you understand; A person's life, peace is good!

◆ I want to warm you with sunshine, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, satisfy you with food, dazzle you with fireworks, and drown you with happiness, but I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only wish you a happy New Year by SMS!

Let peace catch up with the fast lane of winter, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties sit up and take notice of you, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness always smile at you!

You don't need to be earth-shattering in your career, but you can achieve something. Friendship doesn't need riddles, just think about it. Money is not necessarily inexhaustible, as long as it is enough. Life expectancy does not need to exceed 100 years, so health is good. You don't need many friends, as long as you. Good friends wish you a happy new year!

Friends are the sky, friends are the earth, and with friends, you can stand tall. Friends are the wind, friends are the rain, and friends can call the wind and rain. Wealth is not eternal, but friends are eternal wealth! Happy new year!

Snowflakes are flying all over the sky, ushering in the new year. Let the long-lost hearts get together. I deeply wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart!

Great body, full of money, lots of happiness, sunny mood every day, carefree like a baby, in short, you are the happiest in the New Year!

◆ Happy New Year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Good luck! Flowers bloom with wealth! Happy from now on! Flo Xi Shou! Congratulations on getting rich!

◆ Happy New Year to you! New year's new look! New year, new mood! A new year has begun! New year, new luck! New friends and old friends wish you all the best, and money will go to Wan Li Road!

◆ A trace of sincerity is better than a thousand taels of gold; A touch of warmth can touch the frost in Wan Li, and a greeting brings warmth and sweetness; A short message sent all my thoughts-Happy New Year to you!

◆ I have told you more than once, don't work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: What shall I eat next year if I don't roll a few dung balls in the New Year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!