April Fool's Day greetings pictures daquan April Fool's Day English greetings daquan

Yes, you always look carefree, always with religion, always sleepy ... You know, oh! Sometimes I think, asyoudosopigsareverygood!

In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly … I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

IfamistakewasPtty，ihavemakeabigmishikifthecrimeisasmart，Ihavecommittedheinouscrimes，Zhennanlife！ But you are very good, really good!

If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you!

Because of you, I believe, maybe all this is in vain. noiwanttosayisthatishangbeizi . whatsibuiltnieah？ !

Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. What I want to say now is ~ ~ What crime did I commit in my last life? !

I also know that Beijing is the biggest feature of cultural heritage, solid, easy to carry, hidden, not a weapon, and other features, … you use the most appropriate shooting!

Brick, also known as baner brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has many characteristics, strong lethality, convenient carrying and high concealment, and is not a weapon, so ... it is the most suitable for you!

psychological test:if youandthecordarce，youwantto: 1 yourunfast； Asfastyoucowardslewerthan … Answer: YouthanBeastSalsoabeastYouareBeasts; Beast you! Happy April Fool's Day!

Psychological test: If you race a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; 3 You are slower than a bear … Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

Note: AprilFool's advertisement, on April1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus, means the exact opposite, please pay attention. followingsthefirst:youarehandsomestylesyushulinfengfuetyofblossomingdevilbuildlover！

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

shacengsaid:Ihave 16 change！ The reporter said: I have 32 changes! Wukong said: I have changed at 72! in histangseng:Nishionthetreatment，youchangeaphonecall，isawhowotherpeoplokatmonsterwithponemessages？ Happy April Fool's Day!

Friar Sand said, I changed 16! Pig said, I have thirty-two changes! Wukong said: I have seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. It seems that monsters read text messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

Seven commandments after dinner: I smoke, eat two fruits immediately, relax three times, drink immediately after four times, walk in five streets, take a shower and go to bed immediately! Journey: Remember?

Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking, second, stop eating fruit immediately, third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation, fifth, take a hundred steps, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

Some people see you today, and you are still wearing a plaid vest. Many people walk, looking very comfortable and cute. You really don't know what that is?

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It's really cute. I don't know how you competed with rabbits in those days.

You are standing in Fuzhou, the most beautiful place in the world. I want to say: You must give up … but today is a fool's day!

You are standing in the crowd, and the long hair blown by the soft wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoes in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: Your wig is going to fall off ... Today is April Fool's Day!

You find that you have lost your love. I don't understand you and your feelings. I know that some things can't be forced or far away. Just like yesterday, I can't believe you would do this!

You find someone who is worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced, and some distances can't be exceeded. Just like yesterday, I can't believe you ran off with someone else for a bone!

Swan disdainfully said: IfIaslongasyoudie! Hama objected: thepigalsolivegood? After listening to the photos, I feel wronged: I just read the text message. Who am I?

Toad pursues swan, and swan disdainfully says: If I grow up to be like you, I will die long ago! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off?

If you are ugly, call110 ifyoubuildwell, 120ifyoutemperbad,19 if you feel beautiful, and callmycellphoneandelaborated…… ...

If you are ugly, please call110; If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone to discuss in detail. ...

English short messages about fooling people on April Fool's Day

1. Why are people tired every day? Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? )

2.Whatweatherdomiceandratsfear？ What weather is the mouse afraid of? )

3. When dogs stop following their owners? When does a dog refuse to follow its owner? )

4. What question did "Yes" answer? Which question can never be answered "yes"? )

5.Whattreeisalwaysverysad？ What kind of tree is always sad? )

6.Whencanyougetwaterwithanet？ When can I bag water in a net? )

7. Why do you always eat? Why can't pigs finish eating?

8. What is the longest word in the world? What is the longest word in the world?

9. what squestionistattowhithyoumustalwaysans answered "yes"? What question can you only answer "Yes"?

10. Where were you when the power went out? Where were you when the power went out?

Answer:

1. Because they just made a long March. March; March)

When it rains heavily. Raincatsanddogs)

When the host goes to the flea market. Flea flea market)

4. Are you asleep? Are you asleep? )

Weeping willow

6. When water turns into ice.

7. He is committing suicide. It wants to be a pig.

8. Smile. Because there is a samile between two letters. Smile. Because the two letters s are a mile apart.

9. "What did you say?" How do you spell "yes" (when asked)?

10.Inthedarkness！