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Before I even had a chance to get involved with women, I was plucked out.
1. There is only one earth, so everyone must take care of it; there is only one earth, so everyone must take care of me.
2. A paragraph tells you what it means to be a homebody. Before graduation in my fourth year of college, I wandered around in the school park and ended up getting lost. .
3. You have to practice talking and not just spitting
4. [I only value the people who stay with me when I have nothing]
5 , When the smart people have nothing to do, the methods that the stupid people come up with must be the most useful!
6. You are a typical male who lacks female hormones
7. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people's fields that you can't help yourself from.
8. While others hold hands, I hold my dog. Take a walk, take a swim, and see who doesn’t enjoy taking a bite!
9. Do you love me and belong to me? Can you have it while you are alive, but can you take it away after you die?
10. When I woke up, I thought I had grown taller, but it turned out that the quilt was lying horizontally.
11. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.
12. The top students are studying hard problems, the top students are studying homework, and the bad students are studying updates.
13. The reason why many female stars are not popular is because they do not open their legs
14. I can take it and you can take it to the end;
15. Before I had time to get involved with the flowers, I was plucked out.
16. School, although you got my people, you can't get my heart.
17. How many times have I looked back just to take one more look at you, but I don’t care about it anymore
18. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I pee is Royal Salute.
19. A woman’s pretense is her attitude, while a man’s pretense is a pervert
20. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets.
21. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people meet it.
22. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart no longer hurts. Jumped.
23. As soon as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.
24. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.
25. I want to go to heaven, but I can’t find an elevator. /suanming/
26. When will you take me away during the summer vacation?
27. If you are bullying me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.
28. Only women and English are difficult to find, only wives and jobs are difficult to find!
29. When I was a child, I loved playing hide-and-seek. After others hid it, I would go home and have a meal.
30. If you believe it, believe it. If you don’t believe it, don’t believe it. Return the whole WeChat.
31. People cannot hang themselves from one tree, so I hung ropes from two trees.
33. It was the afternoon of the hoeing day, so class was really hard. . A small shabby book can last a whole morning.
34. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, single friends should go to the cinema in a team and separate the seats one by one!
35. There is always a new story worth looking forward to if you are willing to turn around on the rotating earth.
36. In the season when black stockings are rampant, how can those of us with thick legs be embarrassed?
37. If you are well, it will be sunny. But it’s been raining heavily here for a week. You can’t be dead.
38. The farthest distance in the world; it’s not that I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I love you, but that I love you to the point of obsession, but you can’t say I love you.
39. When you are not online, I will always look at your information in a daze.
Don't be afraid that you can't afford to lose, everything is possible in time
1. Laughter can actually hide many emotions, such as your guilty conscience and my disappointment.
2. I heard that people who are destined to be together will still come back to each other no matter how long they go around.
3. The person you really love always makes you angry, but you can't find out what he has done wrong.
4. Many times, if you don’t say it, I won’t say it either, just like that, it changes as you say it, just think about it and let it go.
5. If the whole world betrays you, I will not betray the whole world, I will destroy the whole world.
6. Some things are just a knot if you don’t say it, but a scar if you say it. .
7. If you don’t love me, please let go of my hand, I can have a better one.
8. Feelings are for maintenance, not for testing. Lovers are meant to care for, not to hurt.
9. There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?
10. There are always places in this world that you can’t go to; things that you can’t get. ;The person who cannot be loved.
11. If I am in your heart, it doesn’t matter if I have three thousand rivals. If you were by my side, what would happen if you failed the world?
12. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy.
13. You said I was your life, and I immediately laughed. How come you are still alive and well after I left?
14. If sorry is useful, then who will? Will cherish it.
15. Some people are like paintings on drawing paper. Even if they are erased, they will leave traces.
16. Either love me forever, or don’t mess with me
17. The people you have loved and the tears you have shed are precious signs of life.
18. I wish someone would tell me, you don’t need to change, I can just get used to you.
19. Since you don’t like it, don’t give me the wrong impression.
20. Everyone will have an ignorant past, and everyone will have a tearful love. Some people will not forget it because they are not willing to let it go, and some people must forget it because it is not worth it.
21. Don’t care too much about gains and losses. There is no absolute fairness in relationships, and there is no absolute right or wrong. You must learn to tolerate each other’s shortcomings and mistakes with a tolerant heart.
22. No matter what happens, don’t say you don’t like me easily, and don’t give up on this relationship easily. The next stop may not be better than mine.
23. In the past love, there was no online chat or text message. If I missed you, I would climb over two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand. How wonderful.
24. A person must fall out of love at least once, fail once in career, and make a mistake in choice before he can truly grow up. So, don’t be afraid of losing. Everything is possible in time!
25. When I want to cry, I will close my eyes to prevent them from crying, and then tell myself that I can still hold on; when I am sad, I will disguise myself and say to others with a smile, I am very happy. OK, I'm very happy; when I feel lost, I will bravely say to myself, it's okay, everything will pass. Is it too late to work hard in the senior year of high school?
Example 1: Hello, classmate, I am also a prospective senior in high school this year. Let me shake hands first.
In my opinion, your foundation is now at an average level, but not bad. Therefore, if you take the training of the senior year of high school seriously and work many times harder than others, you will definitely succeed. There will be a qualitative leap.
When I was a freshman in high school, I was terrible at math. Moreover, I have not been very good at mathematics since I was a child, so I attribute this factor to my intelligence. However, a serious problem in my freshman year of high school was copying homework. After I reached my second year of high school, I had proper control over this phenomenon, but I couldn't stop copying at all. I listened carefully to the lectures for 60 hours (I had a tendency to wander around when I couldn't understand the questions), but my grades still improved moderately.
As for this year's summer vacation, I really worked hard in this area. I found that many of the questions were not that I couldn't do it, but that I felt annoyed when I saw it and thought that I definitely couldn't do it, so I didn't do it. This is a psychological barrier that needs to be overcome. I have passed now. You just have to believe in yourself. I thought about practicing devilishly in my senior year of high school and making mistakes every day in math in the book.
This is just a metaphor for my math. This is a subject that I have great feelings about. It proves that everything depends on human effort. If you want to do something, you have to work hard, and you may succeed. There is a saying in the legend that goes like this: It is like a mountain, even if it is not even a fence, if it stops, I will stop; it is like a flat land, even if it is a fence, I will go forward. Sometimes it’s not that you can’t do it, but that you may be just one step away from success.
One more thing, don’t think about whether you can succeed or whether it’s still too late. Time may be wasted on these questions. Thinking about life is still left to you after the college entrance examination. Time, now you still need to rush to the passionate years of your senior year in high school = =!
Classmates, I hope we can all succeed!
The second example: From a scumbag to a dark horse in the third year of high school, he made a counterattack and gained 343 points in three months
That day, my dad looked at the results of the mock test and told me very calmly, don’t worry After studying, he has already contacted a factory for me. After 3 months of internship as a small-time worker, I will be able to work as a full-time worker in a few years, with a salary of 5,000 yuan. I instantly decided to study hard
I went to the bookstore and bought a basic Chinese knowledge manual and a reading material; in mathematics, I bought a compilation of weekly test questions from prestigious schools; in English, I bought college entrance examination questions from the past ten years.
I cut the basic Chinese knowledge manual and reading into 3 books, changing one every ten days. Read the basic knowledge manual as if you were reading a book. When reading the material, focus on understanding the central idea.
Mathematics requires 3 sets of questions every day, only multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions, and the time is controlled within 2 and a half hours. On the second day, read the questions you got wrong yesterday again, and then read them twice again three days and one week later. In this way, my speed and accuracy in solving small math problems quickly improved.
Do a set of English questions every day and record the words you don’t know for morning reading.
Finally, you all know that I scored 603 points in the college entrance examination. I knew that I could almost pass the exam, but I never thought I could reach such a high level.
My dad cried at the time, and he told me that he shouldn’t have said that to me in the first place. I didn't say anything. In fact, I understood that if he hadn't said those words at that time, I would never have achieved the results I have today.
My teacher told me that he was not surprised at all. The most important reason why I can achieve such results is that I have regarded learning as a career and a responsibility.
The third example: A poor student in the senior year of high school counterattacked and succeeded at Peking University
I was originally a cheerful person who loved to joke, but when I entered the senior year of high school, I became a completely different person ( Later, my classmates said that I had undergone a change that was not process).
Every morning, I get up at 6 o'clock, wash up, put on my Walkman, plug in my headphones, face the small flag on the wall, and listen to the national anthem. Whenever the passionate national anthem sounds in my ears, I feel excited. I feel that I have no selfish thoughts and I feel a huge motivation. ah! I will fight for this all my life and fight for the prosperity of the Chinese nation!
To this day, I listen to the national anthem every morning when I get up, which keeps me motivated every day.
After listening to the national anthem, I always have to exercise, thirty push-ups, thirty squats, and then read English texts. In the meantime, I can make breakfast, a bowl of porridge and two eggs.
Every morning at 7 o'clock, I ride a bicycle to school on time. The journey takes more than 20 minutes. I always ride leisurely. Many of my classmates asked me: Do you spend nearly one yuan every day? How can you endure such a stressful senior year of high school when you spend hours on the road? In fact, what they don't know is that the nearly hour-long round trip is much more efficient than being in the classroom.
The final outcome was that I was admitted to Peking University!
Learning methods (this is very important)
1. Study hard in the third year of high school and
2. Be sure to lay a good foundation
If your grades are poor, there must be problems with the basics [review of various subjects]. Therefore, you must remember what you need to remember well, and ask questions if you don’t understand. More than half of the basic content in the college entrance examination paper is covered. If you can do 70% of the questions, you can still get 525 points on the 750-point question! What's more, once you have a good foundation, you will be able to do some more difficult tasks! It is possible to learn simple things well, and even better!
3. Learn to find methods
Thinking about problems is very important. As early as more than two thousand years ago, the great educator Confucius said: 'Learning without thinking will lead to waste'. This shows the importance of thinking. Thinking is the inevitable way for people to master past knowledge, discover new problems, and grasp laws. In terms of learning, we should not only think about problems, but also learn to draw inferences from one instance and draw conclusions from others, and learn to think about learning [learning methods].
4. Learn to summarize knowledge
Not letting go of an ambiguous question and incorporating the new knowledge learned into your old knowledge system is an important step in the learning process. important method. The quality of learning results also lies in actively summarizing the knowledge learned and sorting out one's own knowledge system so that the summarized methods can solve new problems.
5. Listen to the lectures and squeeze in time to review.
You must listen carefully to the lectures, even if you don’t understand. You must remember what should be written down. In this way, even if you don't understand it very well, you will still have an impression when you review the content here in the future, and it will be easier to use your memory to obtain information and confidence for review. What should I do if I don’t have enough time? squeeze! Use the time you get up early, go to bed late, and have free time between classes to review, and the results will naturally come. If you are like other students, you will never catch up with those in front of you. Only by spending more time and studying more than them can you have the opportunity to achieve the height you want to achieve! If poor students are developed, their potential will be endless!
These cases are completely true, and the methods are also summed up by counterattack academic masters. Have you gained a lot of confidence? Come on, students, as long as you work hard, nothing will be a problem. It's possible! Believe in yourself! Is it too late for classic confession quotes?
1. Meeting you in the vast sea of ??people is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true love.
2. Don’t ask where love is. Pull away the layers of fog and you will enter my field of vision. In your deep eyes, I see the sweet love in your heart.
3. I can’t help but be moved by the aura you contain. Love, please stay in my heart for a long time!
4. In your lonely and sad days, please read my name quietly. And he said: Someone is missing me, and I live in a person's heart in this world.
5. I always nod my head when we meet. It is always difficult to say something. The moment our eyes meet, I feel your tenderness.
6. I am a flowering tree, growing on the roadside that you must pass by. It is full of flowers in the sunshine, and each one is my expectation in the previous life.
7. I really want to tell you that in my heart you are everything to me. I don’t ask you to give me the same amount of love, I just want your comfort and understanding.
8. I love the moon, its purity, its brightness, and its roundness. I love you, I love you true, I love you kind, I love you beautiful.
9. Hold your hand, day and night, hold your hand, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand through this life, hold your hand, life after life.
10. Do you know? Loving you is not easy. When I was intoxicated in the world of love and enjoying the sweetness of love, I also deeply realized that "it is really difficult to love someone."
11. Under the starry sky, I feel boundless loneliness. Maybe Meteor can understand. I look forward to the days when the snowflakes are falling, and your heart will bring a fragrance.
12. A good girl is a red rose, a good girl is a purple jasmine, a good girl is a white lily, a good girl is the spring breeze, spring is warm and beautiful. This is you in my heart.
13. No matter when you start, the important thing is not to stop after you start; no matter when you end, the important thing is not to regret after it ends. Love is here, are you still hesitating?
14. Baby: I have toothache recently because I often miss you at night. It feels so sweet that it will cause tooth decay.
15. The beginning of love may be friendship, it may be use, it may be need and loneliness, it may be deception, it may even be revenge. But what does that matter? As long as the final result is love.
16. You have the right to reject my love, but you cannot despise my love, because it is a heart that beats for you sincerely.
17. I feel that everything in the world belongs to me because you fell in love with me.
18. When I meet you, I can’t help but believe that this is fate. Only when I dreamed did I realize this deep feeling. I can't resist, I don't ask for eternal beauty, I just want you and me in the reincarnation of life after life.
19. Some people love with their mouths, but I love with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I will not regret it.
20. A long-distance relationship requires you to be able to endure loneliness, and this kind of relationship requires a hope of a happy ending, even if it is slim. This is a kind of spiritual pillar, a belief that supports you to persist in this relationship.
21. I made a wish in front of Buddha. I hope that I will be transformed into a small tree and stand beside the road you pass by every day. I will fill the branches with love and longing, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!
22. I want to build a hut in your heart, where you can pump your fists and cheer when you are happy, and hide and cry loudly when you are sad. There is a path in front of the house and a patch of moso bamboo is planted behind the house. I would like to ask if there is any land in your heart that can be rented out
23. I am the arrow from the string, and you are the center of the target. I hope my sharp arrow can pierce your heart! Don't wait any longer, for Cupid has been slain by me.
24. I am a thirsty traveler, you are a clear spring; I am a voyage ship, you are the shore of the harbor. You are my hope and my destination.
25. I don’t want to love you, but I can’t do it myself. I only said that I would accompany you for a while, but unexpectedly I gave you my heart unknowingly.
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