A funny and reasonable life motto

1, one sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I'll give it to you".

2. It is a mirror, always reflecting light ... It is gold, and it will always be used up!

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

5. How people die is boredom.

6. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

7. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

8. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies!

9. When you are alive, you will be laughed at by others first, then you will smile at others, and then you will die laughing.

10, love is to put your heart and soul into it and then get out!

1 1, I don't even believe in punctuation.

12, sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

13. When one door of happiness closes, another door will open. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

14, how far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

15, people are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

16, people say I am noisy, but I just want you to pay more attention to me.

17, relax, I am not a good person.

18, when I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

19, Eight Immortals crossing the sea, please mothers and Eight Immortals crossing the sea, please fasten your seat belts.

20, like sand, buried each other, and finally came out, it became a loose sand!

2 1, you are very creative and your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God loses his temper. You should live bravely to set off the beauty of the world.

22. When looking in the mirror, don't just look at the front, but also look at the back.

23. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

Don't say sorry to me, because we are not important.

25. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

26. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

28. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

29. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

30. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

3 1, the furthest distance in the world is: we go out together, you buy seven generations of apples, and I buy seven bags of apples.

32. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

33. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

35. The road to success is always under construction.

36. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

37. I don't usually walk, and I usually take an unusual road.

38. Friends are not afraid of being really bad, but they are afraid of being fake.

39. Childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; Young people's ignorance