Daily humorous chat conversations

1, "I don't know if it's the mirror or my own problem. How can I take a picture of it? "

2. "You started to admire me so soon? Don't admire me too much, because there are too many people who admire me, and you are doomed not to be on the list. "

"But don't be afraid, I will always give you an acre of land in your heart."

3. "Do you think I look familiar? Look carefully, don't be embarrassed to watch it for too long because I am too handsome. "

Can't you stop thinking about me? I sneezed several times in succession! So many times. "

5. "Do you think a perfect man like me will have no friends?"

6. "Do you like being praised? Do you like it? What a coincidence! I like it, too. Come on, praise me. "

7. "I find you have an advantage." "What advantages?" "If you flatter me, I will consider telling you." "You are great!" "I told you, your advantage is honesty!"

8. "It's your pleasure to walk with me. Look at the eyes of women passing by us, which means they are all jealous of you! Do you feel great pressure to walk with such a good person as me? "

9. "Do you know what women who pass by us think? They are all thinking: Wow! I began to believe in love again! "

"I want to know why, because when they see that such an ordinary woman can walk with such an excellent man (pointing to herself), will they still doubt love?"

10, "ordinary people can't touch me. I'm a valuable item. I need to be charged for touching it! But your words are still free. "