April Fool's Day funny English short message blessing

April fool's day funny English blessing message my love, you let me hold my breath. What did you step on and smell like this? Honey, you really want me to rest. Where do you smell it? I want to feel your sweet hug; Don't take the paper bag off your face. I look forward to your gentle hug, but don't take off the mask on your face. I thought I wouldn't fall in love with anyone-that's because I've never met your brother. I used to think that I only loved you all my life until I met your second cousin. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is doomed by heaven, and there is a kind of traction in the dark. What I want to say now is that in my last life. What evil is it? ! Because of you, I firmly believe in fate. Maybe it's all destiny takes a hand, and somehow it leads us both. What I want to say now is ... what crime did I commit in my last life? ! "Brick plank, also called brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has the characteristics of strong lethality, easy carrying and concealment, and no weapon ... it is the most suitable for you to use! Brick carving, also known as Baner brick carving, is one of the most distinctive historical and cultural heritages of the time-honored brand. They have many characteristics, such as strong destructive power, convenient carrying, high confidentiality, and not being tools for committing crimes. So, you'd better use them! Psychological test: If you race with a cowboy, you think: 1 You run fast; As fast; You coward are worse than … A: You are worse than an animal. You are an animal. You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day! Psychological test: if you chase a game with Zong Xiong, you expect: 1, you run fast; 2 as fast; 3 You are slower than Zongxiong … Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day! Interesting greetings. I love your smile, your face and your eyes. Damn it, I'm good at lying! I like your beautiful eyes, your face, your smile, damn it, I just lie and don't draft! I saw your face when I was dreaming. So I always wake up in a dream. Your skin is dreaming in a trance, so I still wake up screaming. SMS is kind, smart, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Kindness, intelligence, infatuation and sexiness, but you don't take them. Note: April Fool's Day is coming, and the short messages you received on April 1 are all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome and beautiful lover in Yushu! Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, but the meaning was totally different. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are the darling of charming, beautiful and hot God! Sha once said: I have 16 change! The journey said: I have 32 small change! Wukong said: I have changed at 72! In his Tang Priest: Nishi's treatment, you change a phone call, and I see how other people view the monster of SMS? Happy April Fool's Day! Sha Wujing said: I have a change of 16! Pig said, I have thirty-two changes! The Monkey King said: I changed it 72 times! Tang Sanzang was furious: I didn't see you change your phone on Lingshan Road. It seems that goblins read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day! Seven commandments after the wedding banquet: No smoking, No eating fruit immediately, No relaxing your belt, No drinking for under the temptation, No walking, No bathing, No sleeping! Journey: Remember? Seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, the other from eating apples immediately, the third from releasing the pressure belt, drinking tea immediately under temptation, the fifth from taking a walk, the sixth from taking a bath immediately, and the seventh from falling asleep immediately! Bajie: Do you remember? Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking detached and comfortable, very cute. You really don't know what it's like to beat a rabbit? Someone saw you today, you are so beautiful and moving, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly forward, looking detached and complacent. Really smart. I don't know how you used to compete with rabbits.