Chatting humorous language with girls

Chatting with girls using humorous language

Chatting with girls using humorous language. We all know that humorous chatting with girls can make your chat atmosphere much more relaxed and make her feel like she is with you. If you have fun together, it will be easier for you to woo girls. The following are humorous language for chatting with girls, I hope it will be helpful to you. Humorous language for chatting with girls 1

1. I don’t know if loving you is a considerate reason?

2. Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

3. No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will "fly" back to you

4. People will always grow old, hoping that you will still be there then By my side

5. There is nothing special, I just want to hear your voice.

6. I don’t know what to say, but I can’t live without you.

7. You are the light to so many people, after all, I am not your only one.

8. I said I fell in love with you at first sight, do you believe it?

9. Love needs to be expressed. After living for a long time, the expression of love becomes some trivial living habits.

10. I will pamper you without hesitation or complaint!

11. Just tell me if you like me. Why keep it in your heart? Don’t you know that I like you too?

12. If I discover a star, I will definitely name it after you

13. Is there such a person in your heart, in your mind, in your dreams? In your eyes, I am not by your side

14. Stay with me for a long time, no matter what your status is

15. Can you hold my hand, from wife to old woman?

16. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.

17. I always miss you, although we cannot have every minute and second together.

18. Missing is like a river, flowing endlessly to the sea and to my heart.

19. I walked alone for so many years and felt nothing until I met you. Are you willing to accompany me the rest of the way?

20. I am afraid that it will be too late, but I will hold you until I see traces of snow on your hair...

21 , I don’t like you, but I love you.

22. If you miss me, just give me a call and send me a message. Don’t hold it in.

23. What you see is the truest me. This kind of never-ending feeling is moved by the fact that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world.

24. Dear, I have bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the next life. Please abide by the eternal rules when getting on the bus! People and their hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don’t jump off the bus midway! I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate.

25. If life is a straight line, and if our lives are destined to be two straight lines that do not intersect, then I will also be the parallel line closest to you, giving you warmth and comfort when you are lonely. help.

26. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you again Give me a handful.

27. I have a bad day today. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? Not virtual, okay?

28. I sent this message to get your attention. Maybe you will delete it, but my name will remain in your mind again!

29. You don’t know how naughty your shadow is, always swaying in front of my eyes, making me unable to have a moment of peace. From the moment I open my hazy eyes in the morning, to the moment I fall asleep with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me!

30. There is always a scene in life called meeting, there is always a plot in life called falling in love, and there is always a story in life called staying together. Life is just a play. Now, I invite you to be the protagonist and act with me. Rival play.

31. Oh my god! It suffocates me to death! You won’t tell me, and I won’t tell you either. One of us has to come to terms with it! Forget it, if I don’t go to hell, who will? I said "I love you"!

32. Our story should be the most touching and true, because our love does not have any original impulse, and we really need each other's care.

33. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

34. Maybe you don’t care, maybe you can’t remember, maybe you are laughing now, maybe this text message can let you know that there is someone who is paying attention to you silently!

35. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, happiness can only be calculated by you, and you would not change it for the world.

36. Handsome and cool; simply incomparable; life has lost its courage; work cannot continue; feelings lack sweetness; the earth is unattractive; in short, there is only one sentence left: I can’t live without you.

37. Over the years, I have been looking for ideal love, but no one can touch me at the first moment like you, and it moves me more and more deeply.

38. I am willing to prostrate myself, kneel under your throne, and kiss the hem of your skirt and shoes; even if not, then my heart, I will kiss the soil and dust you have trampled on.

39. Work is sometimes very busy, just be fulfilled; life is sometimes hard, just be happy; time is sometimes rushed, just cherish it; love is sometimes hard to find, just let it happen; you and I sometimes don't It's common, just miss it.

40. On this unique Valentine's Day, I will wear my vow on your finger for the rest of my life. Even if my life is ordinary and we share the joys and sorrows, I will always protect you from wind and rain* ** Live day and night.

41. Only with the sun can the earth rotate, with the earth can the moon rotate, with the moon can the starlight be so bright, and with you and me can the world be so rich and romantic.

42. I feel like I have been secretly in love with you for a long time. I have been in love with you since before you were born.

43. Job search! Major: Bachelor of Love. Specialties: Washing dishes and washing pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: Your sincerity. Ideal contract period: Valid for many years, never change jobs!

44. The stupidest confession: I’m in love with you! what do I do?

45. The moon is hazy, hanging in such a deep blue sky; you are hazy, somewhere in this city that I cannot see; and I, at such a clear moment , yearning for tenderness so clearly!

46. Your words have been locked in my memory, so you can keep the key for me for the rest of my life.

47. I love you with the passion of my old sorrows and my childhood. Of loyalty?

48. Although I cannot satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

49. Regardless of this life or the next, all I want is you.

50. I can’t write love letters, I can only write “heart”.

51. You make my life full of affection, love, and tears.

52. No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will "fly" back to you

53. I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that A little bit of starlight can shine into your window and help you sleep well

54. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine and hope that the scattered light can warm your heart

55. Every night with your voice is no longer too lonely and desolate

56. The earth is still turning, the world is still fickle and I will always love you

57. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile to shine like the warm sunshine in early spring.

58. Think about the joy of watching the sun rise and set with me

59. I will never change my feelings for you no matter the weather or the weather

60. I My love for you will not change until the end of the world

61. It was you who led me out of loneliness in my once confused heart

62. Only after you appeared did I know that someone loved me. It's so beautiful.

63. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

64. Being with you is just that I don’t want to give anyone a chance

65. Is it funny? It's so weird not having you by my side. Can you stay with me for the rest of your life?

66. I want to grow old with you

67. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years

68. Just because you are so beautiful that I cannot confess that I love you

69. My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it?

70. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship. Humorous language for chatting with girls 2

1. Deliberately misinterpreting humor

Example:

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Female: We don’t seem to know each other very well, right?

Male: If it’s too ripe, it won’t taste good.

Female: Are you chasing me?

Male: Are you looking back?

Analysis: Not following the normal routine will give the girl an unexpected feeling.

2. Reverse thinking humor

Example:

Female: Hello!

Male: These two words remind me of my insurance account manager crying and laughing!

Female: There is a boy who is very nice to me. Should I be with him?

Male: I feel like you are very good to me, so do you want to go home with me?

Analysis: This is what we commonly call irony.

3. Deliberately exaggerated humor

Example:

Female: You must be a troublesome man!

Male: Are you flirty? wrong! I've been with at least 10,000 girls. I'm so careless!

Female: Your voice sounds very manly.

Male: So you want to say that you can smell the scent of a male beast? Then I will pretend to be more fierce.

4. Self-deprecating humor

Example:

Man: Do you like to eat stinky tofu?

Female:...

Male: Well, I managed to chat to death again, hahaha!

Female: I am older than you

Male: ...I am not scared to death at first glance~I almost feel inferior!

Next, I will continue to give examples without explaining too much. You can understand the essence by yourself:

1. Male: I think you really have a problem.

Female: What’s wrong?

Man: You live in my heart and I can’t get rid of you.

2. Male: Take good care of yourself.

Female: Thank you.

Man: If you really can’t, I’ll help you.

Comments: I can't help but comment: It's a bit licky, but at least it has a little bit of a reversal. This kind of feeling is okay. I’ll try my best to hold back on the examples below!

3. Female: Do you like watching "Transformers"?

Male: I do, but I like you more.

4. Female: Will you leave me alone?

Male: Of course not

Female: Love

Male: Me Can I touch you?

5. Male: Do you know what are the different features between QQ and WeChat?

Female: Chat?

Male: I will never hear from you

6. Male: Oh, look at your face...

Female: What's wrong?

Male: If your face was filled with words, I would have passed the eighth grade of junior high school long ago

7. Male: I hope you will have a bad life in the future

< p> Female: What are you doing?

Male: This way I can help you return to happiness

8. Female: How about, let’s just be friends

< p> Male: What kind of friends do you want to be? It’s something you can do.

9. Male: You can be in charge of being as beautiful as a flower.

Female: Yes.

Male: I’m in charge of arranging flowers.

10. Man: You have gained weight and your smile is not as good as before.

Woman: ...

Man: But it still looks great when you hold it.

11. Male: Do you think I like smoking, drinking or perming my hair?

Female: Have a drink!

Male: No, I like you!

Comments: Hahahaha, the "I like you" joke is so unexplainable. No matter what the other person asks you about your preferences, the answer can be the standard answer: I like you! (The premise is that both parties have ambiguous feelings~)

12. Male: From now on, I will be friends with you forever

Female: What’s wrong with you?

Male: Because of love.