Ghost stories, jokes and detective stories

Hiraji Shinichi and Kidd were invited to a meeting of a certain celebrity at the same time. It happened that they were in the same boat. Pingzhi believes that a couple of Kidd are uneasy about being invited, but Kidd is dismissive of the two detectives. When the boat rowed somewhere, Kidd woke up after a sleep and found that the boat had stopped. The couple said to him, "I left my mobile phone at home, please wait for me for a while!" " "Say that finish, I turned over and jumped into the boat. running all the way was like a dragonfly. Soon I ran back, proudly waving my mobile phone in my hand.

Then Pingzhi also shouted, "No, I left my sword at home!" " "After jumping off the boat, it was also a wave of Shui Piao. I saw the waves splashing, and I came back with my sword in a few minutes.

Kidd, not to be outdone, also shouted, "I left my glider at home!" " "What did you forget? If you want a glider, you will keep flying. You jumped off the boat and plopped into the bottom of the river. Embarrassed, I climbed onto the boat, refused to accept it, jumped down again and plopped off the boat vertically. This time, a small fish slipped over his neck, which made him scream. Feeling a little sorry, Pingzhi quietly asked Shinichi:

"Kudo, shall we tell him where those stones are?"

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Kuaidou drove Qing Zi to play and passed a gas station. Kuaidou wanted to go to the toilet, so he said to Qing Zi, "I'll go to the toilet, and you are responsible for refueling." Qing Zi nodded. So, Kuaidou quickly ran into the bathroom. Before he stopped, he heard Qing Zi's clear and rhythmic cry: "Come on! Come on! Come on! ……"

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Once gin and vodka went hunting deer in the mountains, and the greedy two men each caught two deer. When flying back, the captain said worriedly, "So many deer are overweight!" " "Both of them said dismissively," what are you afraid of? We hunted so many deer last year and flew back! " "The captain couldn't beat them (even two people in black sunglasses were afraid) and had to let them on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, suddenly shook and finally fell down. The two men stood up pale. Vodka looked around and whispered to Juniper, "Boss, it seems that we fell here last year!" " "

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In a talent show contest, a new level of Kidd appeared one after another. First of all, Heiji used a brush to flash a sword as bright as day, and then I saw the sword shining and the wind whistling. Hattori's ancestral swordsmanship was vividly displayed by Heiji. Finally, even before people could see it clearly, Pingzhi had put his sword in its sheath, stood majestically on the stage and shouted, "I am the wind!" " "

Then Kidd. He shouted and shook his white cloak. Hundreds of pigeons flew to Qi Fei, and then I saw petals falling like clouds. Kidd is spinning in the air, fluttering (sweating) like a fairy. Then he also shouted, "I am a cloud!" " "

At first sight, the top two are so wonderful, and the psychological pressure is not small. He was carrying a silver football on the court, and he used his skills all his life to watch the football fly (how to turn it, there is no detailed explanation ~ ~), which made people wonder how many it was, and everyone was amazed. However, something unexpected happened first, and I had peace insurance. At this moment, when Shinichi hooked a football in the air with an upside-down gold hook, he was about to turn over and land, and a bolt from the blue hit his foot. I saw Shinichi lose his balance and fall to the ground head-down, with a big hole on the stage and a big bag on his head. Pinky Kidd panicked. Go help him. However, I saw Shinichi stagger to his feet and shouted, "Who am I? ! "

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Hirazuka and Ye go riding motorcycles. Ye wore a pure white dress, and her freshly washed hair slipped over her body, which was very elegant. Unfortunately, they only have one helmet. After discussion, they decided to let Pingzhi wear it. Pinky put on Ye He, running all the way. It feels great!

When they passed a crossroads, the police uncle stopped them. The policeman said angrily to he ye, "Why don't you wear a helmet?"

Ye looked surprised: "You ~ Can you see me?"

The policeman asked Pingji again, "Why not let her wear a helmet?"

Pingzhi looked blank: "There is no one behind me!"

The poor policeman's face suddenly changed: "Let's go …"

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Xinyi bought a lottery ticket at the lottery betting station operated by Xiaolan. then ......

If they fall in love at first sight, then the author is Qiong Yao.

-If a pair of new Xiaolans fall in love at first sight, but keep silent and buy lottery tickets day after day, then the author is Haruki Murakami.

-If Xiaolan suddenly picks up a hidden knife and cuts it at Xinyi, Xinyi dodges, and then the whole street kills Xinyi, then the author is Gu Long.

-If a newcomer bought a lottery ticket the next night, but Xiaolan knew from the news that he had died in a car accident when he went back yesterday, then the author was Hitchcock.

-If the new lottery ticket is based on a 2050 book "Collection of Lottery Numbers in the Past 50 Years", then the author is Spielberg.

-If after several years, Xinyi comes to buy lottery tickets again, but his leg has been broken, then the author is Lu Xun.

-If the lottery number obtained by Xinyi is the code word of a secret document, then the author is ian fleming.

-If Xinyi and Xiaolan fall in love and get married, and it turns out that they are separated brothers and sisters who have never met before, and then Xinyi strangles her child and becomes a philosopher, then the author is Jeanjacques? Rousseau.

-If there is a sudden murder nearby, the author is G?sh? Aoyama.

-If Shinichi suddenly picks up the terminal and rushes to the nearest building, then the author is bin Laden.

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Moreover, Ye always complains that Pingzhi doesn't understand romance and sometimes makes me angry.

One day, Ye Laping and I went shopping, and finally came to a flower shop with malicious intent, pulled Pingji in, looked left and right, and finally took a fancy to a bunch of roses, so I asked Pingji:

"Do you think this bunch of flowers looks good?"

Pingzhi: "Not bad."

And IP asked, "Is it really nice?"

Pingzhi: "Well, it's really good."

Ye was a little angry, and then hinted, "You think it looks good, don't you? Actually, I like it. "

I saw Ping Zi sincerely say, "Just watch it for a while if you like."

Hearing this, Master He is angry from his heart, and evil is chilling! ~~~0.00 1 sec later, Pingzhi was dragged out of the flower shop and beaten and thrown into the street to feed the wolves! (Conan looks at it and says: Are there wolves in the street? ``)

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Once, Xinyi, Xiaolan and Ye traveled by small plane.

Something went wrong in the middle of the flight, and we needed to skydive to escape.

There are only three parachutes, so one person has to make sacrifices.

Finally, it was decided that the smartest freshmen would ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer them would jump.

So a new question asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "one"

So Xinyi asked Ye, "How many moons are there in the sky?" "one"

So the new one asked Hattori, "How many stars are there in the sky?" "……"

Hattori died voluntarily and jumped, but he hung on a branch and didn't die, which was fatal.

Since then, the four * * * once again had the opportunity to travel.

The same thing happened.

So I decided to decide a self-sacrificing person as before.

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan, "How many eyebrows does a person have?" "two roads"

So Xinyi asked Ye Yue, "How many eyes does a person have?" "two"

So a new question asked Hattori: "How many eyelashes does a person have?" "……"

Hattori volunteered to die, but he fell into the lake and didn't die, which was fatal.

The third time four people took the opportunity to travel, they encountered this danger again.

Hattori immediately stood up and said bravely, "Don't ask, I'll jump!" "

Falling so firmly ...

The new class immediately regretted it and shouted at Hattori, who was falling rapidly in the air, "Hattori! We brought four parachutes this time ............... "

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In the English test of Pingji School, there is a question 10, which needs to be connected to form a paragraph.

What makes everyone bleed is that only 10 knows!

After handing out the results, everyone was surprised to find that Pingzhi got full marks.

Ip Man: How did you do it?

Pingzhi replied: Idiot, I am an excellent English student anyway.

Ye stole the test paper curiously, and the answer is translated as follows:

Today, the teacher taught us new words ... We read them once ... The teacher dictated them again ... (list). Finally, we ended the lesson by reading them.

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One day, my mother came back and found Bumei crying, so she asked her what was wrong. Bumei replied, "Just now, my father hit his hand while nailing a nail." My mother was surprised and asked, "Then why are you crying?" Bumei said, "Because I was laughing ..."

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One day, Pingzhi and Kuaidou had an argument. Later, the two men discussed "scissors, stone and cloth", and whoever won would listen to them and call Xinyi for notarization. Ha ha, the following is their conversation that Xinyi heard-

Fight: Hey, we are good brothers. It's unkind to have to win or lose. Forget about scissors in the future, okay?

Pingzhi: No problem, good brother!

Their faces are pure when they speak.

Then the new one shouted "one, two, three go",

The result is—

What's coming out soon is "stone"

Ping time is "cloth"

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I chased a criminal once (the new foot knocked him down), but I accidentally moved too much and pulled my leg muscles. When I went to school the next day, I couldn't lift one leg at all, and it was very difficult to walk. I simply sent that leg up. Walking, I heard a girl behind me say to her boyfriend, "The school here is more formal. In our hometown, people with polio can't go to school at all. "

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Gin and vodka were walking on the road when a dark mass suddenly appeared in the distance. Vodka looked at it carefully and found it was a piece of shit. He smelled it nearby and thought it was still a piece of shit. Then he broke it and tasted it. It is still a pile of shit.

Vodka: Boss, it's a good thing we didn't step on it!

Gin: "…"

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Maori are usually confused. Do you agree?

On this day, when Maori came home, the iron general closed the door, took out the key and found that he didn't bring it. On second thought, I put it on the table at home. Hurry, turn to the window and pick up a long bamboo pole, but it won't move. Neighbors saw it and came to help, but the technical requirements were too high to help. They are too busy to pick them.

Neighbors advised him to eat out first and prepare to leave first. But I heard Maori shout, "Quick, help me hang the key on the bamboo pole!" " "The original Yingli came back to see Xiaolan and opened the door from the back door.

Yingli couldn't help smiling: "I have already entered the house, why do I still hang the key?"

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The juvenile detective team cheated

Yuan Taipian:

The invigilator was very lax in the first application test of mathematics in the first grade of primary school. At that time, Mrs. Yuan felt that the application problem had not yet been introduced, so she greeted Hirohiko in advance and asked him for help. Hirohiko agreed. It took him more than half an hour to answer the questions in the exam. He just handed the test paper to Yuan Tai. Yuan Tai plagiarized crazily. After handing in the papers, Mrs. Yuan modestly asked Hirohiko, "What's the last big topic? Why should I write a long paragraph first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write a paragraph? " Is there a format requirement? "Yan Guang fainted ... that problem was that Yan Guang didn't think it right at first, so he crossed it out and rewritten it again. Who knows that Taoyuan has been copied intact? ...

Conan:

In the English exam, Conan found that there were grammar and spelling mistakes in the topic, so he took out his textbook and argued with the teacher. It took the teacher three minutes to react and was shocked.

Bumei:

Bumei was accidentally caught copying books by the teacher, so the serious old teacher took Bumei's admission ticket and asked her to leave the examination room. Bumei sat there quietly, her eyes red. The teacher couldn't bear it, so he said, "This one is not an achievement. Just do the rest! " But the tears of beauty began to fall drop by drop. The teacher was a little anxious: "I'll return the admission ticket to you." I don't remember you cheating. Go and take the exam. Stop crying! " "BuMei ignored him and burst into tears at my desk. The teacher was sweating with anxiety. He urged, "why don't we make more copies?" "The whole class is sweating like a pig.

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You Zuo wants to teach his detective knowledge to Xinyi, Pinger and Kidd (this guy doesn't know whether to change careers or "learn from foreigners to control foreigners"). You Zuo taught them for a period of time without reservation, and gave each of them a copy of his modern new detective technology after class (don't blame this title for being too boring, because you Zuo didn't do it, I did it ~ ~).

Their father's pair of new books are very precious. I have read it carefully many times and circled it. Some materials can be memorized. Later, when I went shopping in the playground with Xiaolan, I added a chat. Xiaolan commented on this: more annoying than listening to him say Sherlock Holmes! )

Pingzhi is also a treasure, research, books are full of his marks. A few days later, he also gave you a book to read. Excellent works have roughly doubled, 30% are their own new theories, 15% are the opinions of classmates around them, and 55% are excerpts from their own books.

Kidd was not surprised when he took the book, and he didn't read it carefully when he got back. Only a few days later, he suddenly gave you Zuo a new book entitled "Ultra-modern Detective Techniques".

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One day, Richard Moore went out to eat with his colleagues and got drunk again. Colleagues sent him back to the hotel room, but he refused to take out his key and enter the door. Colleagues have no choice but to go downstairs to explain the situation and come back to back up the key to let him into the room.

When people came back, they found that the door had been opened. After they went in, Maori sat on the ground, took out his ID card, bank card and banknotes from his bag and put them on the ground. Seeing his colleagues coming, he greeted them cheerfully: "Come here, come here, I will give you all a divination!" "

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Xinyi is not very particular about clothes. (With his conditions, you can wear an ordinary blue school uniform wonderfully ~ ~) After work, one day Xinyi walked into the office and everyone's eyes lit up. I saw him wearing a tight shirt with a black stand collar and a white tight coat, revealing a capable and domineering attitude, which is quite sharp in Hong Kong Causeway Bay.

A female colleague shouted enviously at that time: "Big Brother! I've been following you for more than a year, and I finally see your true colors again! "

I didn't expect to look uncomfortable at the thought of something new. I hurried to the mirror in the office and took a look with my left hand. I asked you again, "I bought this suit last year. I haven't worn it for a year, but I put it on when I turned it out this year. Is it a little small? " Everyone is dizzy.

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Xiaolan and Wild Garden Summer Life Series

It's getting hotter and hotter, so the three of them bought a big watermelon to cool off. The garden divides the melon into two parts, and Xiaolan and Ye embrace each other to eat. The garden suddenly had a brainwave: "These two melons are really like two big nostrils of Pig Bajie. You dig and dig with a spoon." Hearing this, Xiao Lan and Ye suddenly found it hard to swallow. The gardener happily took it and ate it.

The three of them are going out to discuss sun protection. Xiaolan said: "Be sure to wear sunscreen, especially the one with SPA++. This is called chemical sunscreen. " Ye said, "Wearing a sun hat and clothes with longer sleeves is called physical sun protection." The garden said: "What you said is not comprehensive, and there is psychological sun protection." Xiaolan and Ye: "Huh?" Garden: "I just cried and prayed to the sky:' Don't let the sun shine on me! Don't sunbathe me! "Small blue and black line?

In the evening, the three watched their domestic movie, an emotional drama starring Takashi Kashiwabara. I can't wait to put my head into the TV to see the handsome guy in the garden. Suddenly, a picture of the sea appeared, and I saw a bug lying on a soaked deck, wrapped only in a big bath towel, like a fallen son. I sympathize with him.

The garden suddenly got excited and began to pray: "Wind, please blow a little louder!" " Blow away his bath towel! "

Xiaolan and Ye immediately rushed up and dragged the guy who stopped them from watching the drama and damaged the image of the dormitory back, and gave them a good education. ...

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When Richard Moore came home after handling the case, he saw apples on the roadside, each of which was labeled as "green food", so he bought a bag. When I got home, I asked Xiaolan to wash it. After opening the label, I found that eight out of ten were bug eyes or rotten places. Xiaolan and Conan laughed at Richard Moore together, but he just sighed repeatedly.

On this day, Kogoro wants to buy an egg. When he was carrying a bag to buy it, he found that the egg was still labeled "green food", so he immediately put down the bag and opened it one by one. The female boss was puzzled at first, and then complained, "You are such a man. How heavy can this label always be? " 2 1.

One day, Agasa Hiroshi took a group of young detectives out to play. In the middle, he found that there was not enough money and went to the bank to withdraw money. When they arrived at the bank, several children chattered away, making people around them unable to turn around. Finally, Agasa Hiroshi got angry and shouted, "You guys, stand facing the wall and don't move!" Then he turned to apologize to everyone. Only to find that everyone in the bank turned to the wall and said, "forgive me!" We will give you all the money ... "

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At one time, the Maori took Xiaolan Conan to live in China for a long time, so Conan found a primary school nearby to study temporarily. His Chinese name was of course Edogawa Conan. The long and resounding name of Edogawa Conan made our children in China remember Conan quickly.

I wonder what everyone's primary school life is like? Anyway, Jane was really bored when she was in primary school. She has been reading or writing all day, and now she feels terrible when she thinks about it. Conan is also tired of this kind of life and has always wanted to help the Maori solve the case. He often skips classes. This naturally caused dissatisfaction among the teachers.

A teacher with a good sense of humor suddenly said casually before class: "Recently, many students often skip classes, so I won't call the roll. There is XXX, XXX, XXX. Just pay attention to yourself. " Suddenly all the students turned their attention to this "XXX", and Edogawa Conan vomited blood on the spot. ...

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It is said that many years later, Pingzhi and Ye have been married, Conan has recovered into a new person, and Lan has also been married. One day, Lan went on a business trip, and Xinyi was really bored at home. therefore ........

At two o'clock in the morning, Pingji's cell phone kept ringing, and it was another new call. Pingzhi grumpily asked, "What time is it? ! Can I help you? "

"Can you give me a push?"

"Hey, it's so late return not bashful to trouble me? No matter! " Then Pingzhi hung up the phone angrily.

Ye spoke aside: "Thanks to you, you are still good buddies. Have you forgotten that our car is stuck in the mire? Didn't Kudo help push it out? " Maybe he needs help now, so you'd better go and have a look. "Pingji felt right, so he dialed Xinyi's mobile phone again:" Where are you? "

"I knew hello, come and give me a push! I am in my back garden, swing! "

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Once a child had a fight with vodka, and they decided to fight. Vodka suddenly yelled at the referee before the starting gun sounded: "It's unfair, you see that he is so thin and I am so big, and my goal is big and unfair!" The little guy smiled: "This is very simple. Draw my outline on him with chalk. If I hit the middle line, I will lose! "

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It is said that GIN, who was in high school that year, was very handsome ~ ~ (Can I use this word? In particular, the Porsche he bought by organizing his own business in his spare time is not generally cool ~ ~ ~ Once there was a bonfire party in his class, GIN opened his Porsche and invited his classmates to sit when he was ready to go back. Unexpectedly, it attracted the collective jealousy of the boys in the class and framed him unanimously. Finally, he tricked the girls in the class into his car one by one. Kim was so angry that he didn't say a word on the way. A girl felt that the atmosphere was really boring and asked, "Handsome boy, why haven't you been talking?" GIN replied coldly with a straight face, "have you ever seen a garbage truck driver talk to garbage?" ! "

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It is said that after Pingzhi and Xinyi got married respectively (of course, Xinyi grew up and stayed with Lan).

One day, Pingzhi got his salary (I don't know where he came from) and his "friend" Shinichi were in the amusement park (eldest brother, how old are you? ) I spent my salary in two days.

When Pingji came home, he found Ye He very angry (of course) and asked Ye: What would you do if you didn't see me for two days?

Pingzhi muttered: I will be very happy.

On the first day, Pingzhi failed to see Ye He. ......

The next day, Pingzhi had not seen Ye He. ......

On the third day, Pingji saw a little leaf because his eyes were swollen.

Xinyi once went to Maori's house to play and watch TV when she was a child. Xinyi began to ask Maori, "Uncle, why is the God of Victory a woman?" Maori looked at Yingli's absence and said helplessly to Xinyi, "Boy, you will understand when you get married!" " "

Xiaolan played with her father when she was a child and rode on Maori's neck. She is very happy. Just as a donkey passed by their window, Xiaolan immediately shouted, "Dad, Dad, I want to ride that real donkey."

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It's a bit confusing to say that Maori is a detective, but he usually has a good brain. This time he went into a small hotel and asked for a glass of beer. After taking a sip, he frowned and asked the waiter, "Do you want your beer without ice?" The waiter gave him a white look: "No, drink if you want, and pay for it if you don't want to drink."

Maori put down his glass and asked, "How much is a tie?"

"30。"

"then."

Maori took out a handful of one-dollar coins, snapped and turned away. The waiter was very angry, but he still picked up the money one by one, counted it carefully, and added a few more, which was a relief.

The next day, Maori came again. The waiter snorted and said to him, "I have never held a grudge against money, so I won't care about it with you for the last time." What do you want? "

Maori took out a 50 yuan bill: "A bundle of beer."

The waiter took the money and smiled and took out a handful of coins: "Here is your change. One piece, two pieces ... "He counted and threw the money all over the floor. After seeing him throw them out one by one, Maori took out about 10 coins and put them on the counter. He said quietly, "Add up those changes and have another one."

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Cade once quarreled with vodka, and they decided to have a fight. Vodka suddenly yelled at the referee before the starting gun sounded: "It's unfair, you see that he is so thin and I am so big, and my goal is big and unfair!" The little guy smiled: "This is very simple. Draw my outline on him with chalk. If I hit the middle line, I will lose! "

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One day, Shinichi, Hiraji and Bai Matan argued with Kidd about what. Kidd, one enemy and three enemies, is still arguing and uncompromising, while the new gentleman insists that his minority is subordinate to the majority.

When Kidd saw this scene, he had a flash of light and said loudly, "God will prove me right! You see, if I'm right, let this little tree next to me be struck by lightning? Is the Mulberry hukou low? Stewed squid? ∈ Hey? p & gt

Hiraji Shinichi was surprised, but still said that he was just a coincidence. Kidd added, "We'll show you again. If I am right, let that little tree over there be struck by lightning! " "The words sound just fell and it came true again. We have every reason to suspect that Little Red Riding Hood helped him cheat! )

So Kidd proudly said, "Now you believe it! How about destroying more trees? "

Xin yisan was dumbfounded at once, but she was still witty. He immediately said calmly, "well, God is on your side, and now we are 2: 3."

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Kidd's putonghua level is not good, and everyone has seen the charm of magnetic voice (hehe, don't look at who Yamaguchi is! ), high school naturally served as the school radio announcer.

At noon that day, the classmate Kuaidou, Lord Kidd, began to broadcast the weather in a calm tone: "It's cloudy and cloudy today, and there are showers in some areas ..." Also, I looked up at the window and saw the torrential rain crashing down. I blurted out excitedly: "Wow, isn't it raining!" " His voice resounded through the whole campus through the radio, and all the teachers and students were fascinated by it.

The consequences can be imagined. The child who played fast never entered the studio again, and a future star was buried in this way. ...

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Ye and I went to work in a food store. Cute and a little silly, but Ye's hands itch when he sees others making cakes and cheese. They clamored with the master for it, and everyone was too busy to pay attention to her. So Ye He took the materials himself and began to do it. The result is naturally a mess.

The manager saw this scene and angrily accused her: "Who asked you to do it? ! Look what you've done. ! ………………"

He ye was wronged at first, and then he couldn't help crying. She protested loudly: "What are you shouting?" ! Do you know who I am? ! "

Hearing this, everyone was surprised at her. Is this little girl well connected? Big officer's daughter? The boss's daughter is an unannounced reporter? Or the boss's girlfriend? ……

I saw the boat talking to Ye. Forge the first bones, release them, cut the Lu and blow the sword? p & gt

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When I was a child, Pingzhi was a filial child. Once, Jinghua was ill, and when it was time to cook, it was still very uncomfortable. She said to Pingzhi, "Mom is sick today, and she doesn't even have the strength to walk. Today's meal ... "After saying his word, Pinger rolled up his sleeves and said to his mother with a manly face," Don't worry, mom, I'm here. I will help you to the kitchen! "

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There is a beautiful new female teacher in Kudo's class. On a quiz, he sat on the podium and invigilated. There are several new teachers.

Without an answer sheet, she lay prone on the table and stared at the female teacher. The teacher soon blushed. In order to avoid their eyes, she looked down at the newspaper. As soon as they saw this, they immediately began to copy it crazily. ......

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Richard Moore sent Conan to Nakamori Ginzour's house to borrow a hammer. Conan went: "Uncle Nakamori! My nail, can I borrow a hammer? "

Officer Nakamori frowned: "Ah, wooden nails or nails?"

"nails!"

Officer Nakamori scratched his head and said to Ke? I'm sorry for my sadness. ? An industry is gloomy, and an industry is full of praise. Slow down. ? A ring? Hey? P> Conan went back and told Kogoro that Kogoro was immediately indignant: "He said that the walnut hammer was broken, which is not a trick to deceive children. Obviously, he is very distressed and refuses to borrow a hammer! Forget it, Conan, you'd better nail it with our hammer! "

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After Xinyi and Xiaolan had a baby Conan, Xiaolan went on a business trip one day. Little Conan kept crying at night, so Xinyi sang a lullaby to coax him. Just after singing the beginning, I heard the neighbors shouting helplessly: "Please! Let him cry! ! "

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Xinyi, Pinger and Qinqing were asked by Jieying: If you died and were carried into a coffin, what would you like others to say most?

Pingzhi: "I hope they say,' He is the best detective!'" " "

Shinichi: "I just want my wife to say,' He is a good husband and a great father!'" ""He looked at Lan affectionately ~ ~ ~

Kim: "I hope they all shout,' Look, he moved!'" " "

The policeman asked the disheveled Kuaidou, "Why did that man hit you?"

Fight: "I was chatting with my girlfriend at the phone booth, and he couldn't wait, so he dragged me out."

Policeman: "Well, that man is really angry."

Fight: "Yes! After he pulled me out, he then pulled my girlfriend out. "

Policeman: .............. 37

Kim was seriously injured in the battle with the police, and his life is dying. He is being rescued in the hospital. Vodka has been captured, so he can visit the sick (to show him what will happen to people in the dark organization). A new whim, maybe he will want to confess to me, and must get my forgiveness before he dies! So Xinyi went to the hospital to see Gin. At that time, Gin was covered in pipes and could not speak. Xinyi gave him a piece of paper and a pen: "If you have anything to say to me, write it here!" " "Kim picked up a pen, wrote a few words, suddenly turned supercilious look and swallowed. Xinyi sighed and walked out of the door with a note. When he saw the vodka outside, he handed him a note: "This is his last words. Please read it first. " Vodka took the note, unfolded it and read aloud, "Get out! "You stepped on my oxygen pipe!"

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The garden learned to drive, and it was the first time to go on the road, and it was night, so I was very careful. When I was driving, I suddenly heard an abnormal noise under the car, so I quickly came down to check it out. At first glance, there is a round iron thing on the ground. She thought that some iron part of the car must have fallen off. So, the garden had a great effort to move it into the car and get all the clothes dirty.

Later, the Garden mentioned this to Kyogoku Makoto. Kyogoku Makoto smiled and said quietly, "It's nothing to be afraid of. You should pull the manhole cover back and cover it. "

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Pingji camped with lotus leaves. At night Pingji woke up the lotus leaves and said, "Look up, what do you feel?"

Lotus leaf looked up and saw the stars all over the sky, sighing: "The vast universe, few stars on the moon, how small human beings are!" "

"Baga, our tent was stolen!" Pingzhi shouted

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Xiaolan and Yuanyuan were walking in the forest when they met an elf. The elves said they could grant each of them a wish. Hearing this, the garden immediately came alive. She ran to the elf's ear and said, "No matter what Xiaolan wishes, I will get her ten times!" " "I thought: even ten handsome guys are not too many! The genie agreed, and then asked Xiaolan, "What's your wish? Xiaolan briefly thought for a moment and then said, "I want to keep my weight at 50 kilograms forever." "The garden fell down! (adapted from the version of "Saint", I hope they will forgive me)

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Kidd was once enchanted and could only say one word a year. He endured the pain for five years and didn't speak. Thinking that he had had enough, he went to Qing Zi to propose, and said seriously, "Qing Zi wants to marry me." But Qing Zi only said one sentence and let him faint on the spot ~ ~

Qing Zi said, "What?"

Forty two.

Kyogoku Makoto vs Kidd.

Once, Kyogoku Makoto bought a skirt with diamonds for the garden. On the way to the toilet, I left my skirt outside to prevent others from taking it away. I also posted a note: the owner of this skirt is a famous karate champion and will be back soon!

When Jane came out, she found that the diamond on the skirt was gone, and it was replaced by another note (with the head of the Q version of KID on it): the great gliding artist+magician took the diamond and he will never come back! (Flying boy puts the diamond in his pocket. Well, I didn't like this kind of diamond, but you are awesome! )