Short message collection on the hour

Don't be crazy with me! Easy to die! Don't pretend with me! Easy to get hurt! Beat you up! Nobody! You can't be singled out! I will beat you into Zhang Haidi! Or mummify you! Give you some face! Beat you until you can't take care of yourself. You have plum blossom-like nobility, glacier-like temperament, distinctive connotation and unparalleled coldness, so we all call you "Mei Chuan Neiku". 7. I worship you like a raging river. The Yellow River overflows ..................................................................................... out of control. Your lovely face and elegant sofa sitting posture make me move! Especially your lazy voice when you speak: aim ... in the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, let alone you, but that I chose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run and step on more feet. Please carry 16543 for self-weighing. If you land before this one, you are overweight; If you land with this item at the same time, your weight is standard, just 1 15kg. The new product "Heartbeat" 1 Yuan Cup was sold in the bar on May 5th. The curious man bought a cup, and it really hurt: it was just a cup of boiled water. If I can, I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and breaks through the silent night sky for me, and then let it fall on your sleeping pillow and kill you! 18 We have been friends for so long, and you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. So, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull up grass for you to eat. 18 If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you are a star, I will fall in love with you. Unfortunately, you are-20. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, pulling us together. What I want to say now is-what evil did I do in my last life? God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me; However, he also saw that there are no idiots in this world, and he created you by the way. According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads read short messages with their thumbs! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig! 25. If being beautiful is a mistake, then I have made a big mistake; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you'll be fine, right and innocent. I really envy you! 26. If you burn incense for one year, you can meet you; if you burn incense for three years, you can get to know you; if you burn incense for 10 years, you can cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ. When Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed late at night, he was shocked and said, "How dare you break into the White House at night! "Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a cold smile that Rejoice was so confident! 3 1 Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There are only three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even, you are like a dog. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is my tears that miss you. If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless drops of water in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining! There was a man whose English was poor and he couldn't find a job. One day he went to KFC for an interview. The manager asked: What's your specialty? He said: I can sing. So he cleared his throat and sang: Choose more and laugh at McDonald's ... 42 If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre, and if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, Bunny would ask, "Who should I compete with?" You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright! Are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope when you receive this message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arching, and you hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best! They said you were real. I said you are a person, not a thing. Good things and bad things are things. How can a good man like you be a thing? After all these years, do you know how hard it is for me to find you? I traveled all over the world just to find a face like yours! This is my business card. Welcome to my plastic surgery hospital at any time! There are more and more smart people in this world. Let's be stupid! Stupidity is a blessing, and loss is a blessing. According to a survey by the National Bureau of Statistics, more than 90% of "mental patients and mentally retarded people" (commonly known as 250) use their thumbs to check short messages! -Don't change it, it's too late! People who are seriously ill will giggle. Special suggestion: At present, pinhole cameras are increasingly rampant. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped, please dress and take a shower, and don't take off your underwear when urinating. Remember, I'm happy to answer the landlord's questions. Please forgive me if there is any mistake.