Internet spoof quotes about failing Conan and failing the exam

1. It is said that Chunchun held a press conference in Changsha, Hunan, at which he responded directly to popular phrases such as "Brother Xinchun, get eternal life" that were widely circulated on the Internet for the first time. Said: "Whether you believe me or not, you will all die anyway." Many reporters present shed tears of emotion!

2. Another masterpiece after Chun Ge to prevent students from failing the exam - Conan, it is difficult to fail the exam. If you have a Kobe Bryant poster, don't hang it with Conan, otherwise "if you don't hang it with Kobe, hang it with Conan"; you can also use the Kobe poster alone, because "hang it with Kobe but don't hang it with Conan"!

3. The whole semester was wasted, and I was heartbroken when the exam was approaching. I didn’t sleep at all for a week. I memorized everything before the exam. When I walked into the exam room, I collapsed. When I got the paper, I shed tears. I didn’t test anything I memorized. , I don’t know anything about the test T_T.

4. "Avatar" tells us: Whoever has a bigger crotch will listen to him.

5. The price of real estate is so high that it has attracted countless heroes to give in. The emperors of Qin and Han Dynasty shook their heads when they saw this, and the ancestors of Tang and Song Dynasties even had no choice. The genius of the generation, Genghis Khan, had to live in a yurt!

6. I am the most honest person. Never tell lies. Except this sentence.

7. My name on my girlfriend’s mobile phone is “him”. After we broke up, I became “it”.

8. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

9. I sat on a 150-million-year-old stone and spent an afternoon in a daze...

10. Today’s master’s degree is like a grain of salt on the sole of your foot Rice, I feel uncomfortable if I don’t hold it, and I can’t eat it if I take it.

11. I used a sack of money to go to college and exchanged it for a sack of books; after graduation, I used these books to exchange for money, but I couldn’t afford a sack!

12. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind...

13. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes. But brother, you forced me to do this.

14. I really want to control how your grandfather calls: "Dad!"

15. I have been in elementary school for ten years and middle school for twelve years, and I was named the most familiar person in the school. Face, new teachers come and ask me about the inside story of the school... How do students feel when they fail the test and also fail the driver’s license (collection of 40 sentences)

How do students feel when they fail the test and also fail the driver’s license Story 1

1. Unless two people are in love, all love is sad

2. You stand in the windless forest and laugh and say that we are not suitable

3. Never joke at the beach, otherwise it will make the sea laugh

4. The end of the term is coming, and there are various exams. Busy and helpless in all kinds of ways.

5. You are the wind, the bird, the fog, the tavern but not your destination

6. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is about to take place Yes, others are reviewing and I am previewing.

7. After the test scores came out, my classmate told me in surprise that he handed in a blank paper and actually got 15 points, so he reminded the teacher whether he made a mistake. The teacher told him confidently and seriously: This is the score for the neatness of the paper...

8. If you don’t like your current life, you can’t change your current situation

9. People say, A life without failing is an incomplete life. So now, let me be a little excited: my life is complete.

10. I’m looking forward to it, I’m looking forward to it, I’m finally looking forward to the midterm exam. I’m so excited, but at the same time, I’m a little nervous.

11. Sure enough, I failed the exam again at the end of the semester, but there is nothing I can do about it. Who allowed you to spend all the time in class?

12. Please forgive me, I’m not nice, I’m not sweet-tongued, I’m ugly and I don’t have money.

13. On the day when the results are announced, there is Foxconn on the roof.

14. I originally wanted to be a blockbuster in this exam, but when the test papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.

15. Love is a scourge and you are an unparalleled hero

16. "58" is a bright red number lying quietly in the upper right corner of the test paper, which is shocking. Tears welled up in my eyes. Through my blurry eyes, I seemed to see the bright red "58" laughing at me with its mouth wide open.

17. What I hate the most is when people talk to me in English and say something that I can’t understand at all.

18. If the test questions deceive you, don’t be sad or melancholy. On the day of the college entrance examination next year, you will: good luck shines on your head, and you write with spirit.

19. Actually, I’m quite good. Do you want to try to like me?

20. With such results, I don’t have the face to see my parents. Part 2 of the feelings of a student who failed the driving test and also failed the driver's license

21. If we had resisted being friends, would we have lasted longer?

22. Every winter vacation Ahead, there is a long-planned exam blocking its arrival.

23. You lit a lamp in the long night, and I borrowed your fire to spend my entire life.

24. How clear the sky must be to give myself enough A belief.

25. In the three years of junior high school, I took 4,200 classes, 3,150 hours, 120 weeks, and 6 semesters, but I still couldn't resist his paralysis.

26. How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

27. Test scores can distance us, but they can never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

28. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers. If there is no buying and selling, there will be no killing!

29. I want to be his most heart-warming encounter and his most reluctant parting

30. I am worried that the high school entrance examination in June will break up our class. We love school, but we don't like going to class. No matter what happens in the college entrance examination, we will still face it with a smile.

31. Is it a waste to fail a class? If I were a teacher, I would kill whoever I wanted.

32. A good horse never turns back to eat grass, because there is no more grass when it turns back

33. You said that the sound of silk and bamboo is unparalleled, and then the sound of green Qi's piano was heard again

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34. I hope you are as beautiful as the beautiful mountains and rivers that thousands of people yearn for but belong to me.

35. The difference between passing (guo) and failing (gua) is whether you say oh (o) or ah after hearing the results. (a).

36. My child did not do well in the exam and I was in a bad mood! My daughter has also been very sensible and discerning these past two days. He looked at me with a flattering look, which made me feel very uncomfortable.

37. Examinations and mistresses are of the same nature, aiming to destroy family harmony.

38. You are too tired after walking along the way. Stop and take a rest. Resting for a while is to take a longer journey.

39. The days to come are brand new and no one is allowed to look back.

40. It’s okay to fail high school, but you’ll be panicked if you fail junior college.

Tell me about the bad mood after failing the exam

Tell me about the bad mood after failing the exam (Part 1)

1. I wanted to make a comeback in this exam... but it turned out It's so sticky...

2. Xiyangyang is the same as Journey to the West, every time you can catch it but you can't eat it

3. Don't do it for unnecessary people Crying

4. I didn’t bother him anymore and he didn’t think of me anymore.

5. You used invisibility to avoid me, then I’ll use invisibility online to fulfill your wish

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6. Whenever the teacher says during an exam: Please put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on the podium...

7. After the college entrance examination , you will smile and say you are leaving, or cry and say you don’t want to.

8. My frown and curled lips are all because of you. From now on, there will be no one in my heart.

9. I stand on the street waiting for no one.

10 .Everything was going well a while ago, but now it suddenly became unlucky and I didn't do well in the exam. It's so sad.

11. In fact, you don’t understand. If you can persist, then we will be happy together now

12. I am me, you are you, we are strangers, and the world will never end.

13. If you don’t read the book during the exam, you are like a pig. Don’t panic if you cheat. If you catch it, just pretend.

14. The exam is not about falling in love, so please don’t flirt; the exam is not about LOL, so please don’t work in a team.

15. Looking at that disappointing score, my mood suddenly hit rock bottom. At that time, I really wanted to give myself two big slaps, but the moment I raised my hand, I couldn't help but put it down. I felt silent in my heart. I told myself that in the future, under the guidance of the teacher, I will work harder and strive to be the best;

16. I failed in the high school entrance examination and was very sad.

17. Reading grammar makes me confused, and reading essays makes me cry thousands of lines.

18. It hurts your self-esteem to be laughed at when you are angry.

19. The children who took the college entrance examination performed very well. No one will fail this June.

20. Lust leads the trend, and obscenity makes dreams come true. Talking about the bad mood after failing the exam (Part 2)

21. I have a wish. After the exam, the whole class The classmates got together, held a party, repented, apologized, and reconciled, no one was pretentious.

22. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, nothing can be forced, as long as you try your best, there is no need to blame yourself or worry.

23. If you don’t like your current life, you can’t change it

24. In fact, I’m pretty good. Do you want to try to like me?

25 .The past is not in love at the time, and the future is not fearful

26. She only drinks and does not talk, and does not wipe the tears when they fall

27. After the college entrance examination, the whole class confessed together and apologized. No one was putting on airs, no one was pretentious, just crazy music and the whole night.

28. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. Others are reviewing while I am preparing for the exam.

29. I want to be his most heart-warming encounter and his most reluctant parting

30. You have to go to bed early in the future, why, because I can’t afford to raise a national treasure at the moment

31. Although I failed the college entrance examination today, my heart will not be destroyed because of it. Now I am here looking at the world.

32. I also want to get drunk late at night and call you to say that I am tired of chasing you

33. The days to come are brand new and no one is allowed to look back

34. My dear, let’s face the college entrance examination together, don’t be afraid, don’t shrink back, no matter what the ending is, we all want to be together, I love you.

35. Examinations are like boomerangs, always coming and going.

36. Maybe, after the exam, I can't always look at you, but you are everything to me.

37. When I take the history exam, history will be rewritten by me!

38. The college entrance examination was not for anything else, just to prove that the money my parents spent on me was not wasted.

39. You are the wind, the bird, the mist, the tavern, but not your destination

40. One person is afraid of being alone, two people are afraid of letting down, and all I can do now is to live up to it. Collection of other people’s comments about being in a bad mood about failing a class

Part 1 of people’s thoughts about being in a bad mood about failing a class

1. Smile, even though your heart is aching

2. It doesn’t matter if you fail in the exam, just succeed in counterattacking; it doesn’t matter if you fall out of love, just work hard to bloom; it doesn’t matter if you fall, just try again.

3. The college entrance examination is about to take place. I am here. Your son should be careful.

4. Life is always like this. Only when you reach the end will you understand that the best thing is the process, not the result.

5. I feel very depressed and can’t play at all during the holidays.

6. The children who took the college entrance examination performed very well and no one will fail this June.

7. Xi Yangyang is the same as Journey to the West, you can catch it every time but you can’t eat it

8. The nature of exams and mistresses are the same, aiming to destroy family harmony.

9. Whenever the teacher says during an exam: Please put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on the podium...

10. A good horse never turns back to eat grass, because there is no grass when it turns back

11. I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year. I will only accept Apple 5S as gifts, hehe

12. Can I think you are not simple even if you are a complex person

13. Microsoft knows that it is a monopoly and does not give users a choice. In addition to retaking the exam, can’t we allow those who failed the exam to be exempted from the exam? We at Apple are committed to this aspect.

14. I have failed, I am confused, and I am afraid. When will the light ahead guide me forward again?

15. I can’t study, have fun, and sleep well. It's not my fault that I ate too much and failed the exam. It was because the teacher who wrote the test asked some questions that I didn't know how to do. Part 2 about feeling bad about failing a class

16. The exam is not about falling in love, so please don’t flirt; the exam is not about LOL, so please don’t work in a team.

17. Passing the test does not necessarily mean you are a true hero. How can you not be a husband if you fail the exam?

18. In the three years of junior high school, I took 4,200 classes, 3,150 hours, 120 weeks, and 6 semesters, but I still couldn't resist his paralysis.

19. I gave everything to you, but you threw them away like garbage

20. The teacher said that in exams, you must first think about the intention of the question maker. I looked at the title and said, "He wants me to die!"

21. I am too tired along the way, so stop and rest. Resting for a while is to take a longer journey.

22. Gently, I died, just as I was gently caught. I waved gently: "What's the answer to the third question?"

23. The feeling I feel when reviewing now is: a large wave of zombies is about to come, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet!

24. In fact, we are not afraid of exams, we are just afraid that we will never see the person we love again.

25. You just like Temple Run, but you don’t know that those chasing you are a bunch of beasts

26. Why am I so passionate about you, but you are so indifferent to me.

27. Sure enough, I failed the exam again at the end of the semester, but there is nothing I can do about it. Who allowed me to spend all the time in class?

28. The days to come are brand new and no one is allowed to look back

29. I will not be your reason for leaving and I will not be the hand that keeps you. So I don’t want to say an insignificant word of don’t leave

30. In fact, I don’t know if you really like me, but I hope that the happiness you have with me is true. Although we are no longer together