Women's Day Jokes

Humorous jokes about Women’s Day

Published on: 2016-03-07 Edited by: 1035 Mobile version

Women’s Day is coming soon. The editor of yjbys has collected and sorted out jokes about Women’s Day for everyone. I hope you like it and wish all female friends a happy holiday!

1. On Women’s Day, you can make the man whose birthday is on March 8th happy. What to do, how to live?~

2. I would like to warn you all the leftover women, boys are like the food in the university cafeteria. Although you don’t like eating it,...but...but...you will still get it if you go there late. No!!!

3. My female compatriots, this moment is your real holiday. According to Article 236 of the Criminal Law, the so-called women refer to minors who are over fourteen years old. Adult women and adult women. So, dear friends, accept the cruel reality, today is your holiday!

4. On Women’s Day, I suggest all boys to give the girl on their hard drive a day off.

5. When I got up in the morning, my daughter ran over and said: Dad, happy holidays! I was shocked: You little girl, what are you doing? The daughter said calmly: Isn’t it a holiday for us today? Father and daughter. Festival! . .

6. Valentine’s Day has just passed, and the sad Women’s Day has ushered in. It means he turned you into a woman on Valentine's Day...After Women's Day comes April Fool's Day, that is, when you become a woman and find out that you have been deceived...After April Fool's Day comes Labor Day, that is, when you find out that you have been deceived, it is already too late. I can work as a cow or a horse for him... After Labor Day is Children's Day... Damn! I have to give him a child!

7. Girls' Day on March 7, Women's Day on March 8, and Women's Day on March 9.

8. Our country implements monogamy, so I have to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend!

9. Women is the general term for adult women. It does not simply refer to married women. Young women over 18 years old can also be called women, those under 18 years old are called girls, those under 14 years old are called young girls, and those under 7 years old are called children. The evidence is overwhelming, you guys who think you are little girls still can’t celebrate the holiday?

Funny and humorous text messages for Women’s Day

1. The annual Women’s Day, let’s To hell with those jobs and trivial matters, heroine, it’s time to rest today, I’ll take care of anything.

2. Time flies so fast, and the helpless time has arrived again. Important notice: During the March 8th Festival, women across the country take one day off, and men across the country work overtime for one day. Let me give you a happy March 8th Festival!

3. The spring breeze is warm once a year, old dreams always come true in the old days, the March 8th grand plan is unfolded, and the spring spirit of Kyushu is strong. How I long for you in my dream. A gentle woman can wake up a palace that is sleeping numbly. It will be my supreme honor to be your slave for a day and serve you wholeheartedly!

4. On this day for women, I have always wanted to tell you, that is - I have Two lives: once when I was born, and once when I met you!

5. A thousand roses for you, asking you to love yourself; a thousand paper cranes for you, to keep troubles away from you! 1. Thousands of lucky stars for you, let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day!

6. It's Women's Day again, and I'll give you ten pounds of iron. Make a pot of nutritious soup to replenish calcium and blood. If you take another year off, you will still be paid. If you have any questions, go to Sister Cuihua

7. Send you 38 flowers, wishing you to be smart and beautiful and praised by everyone; send you 38 clouds, wishing you endless joy! On Girls’ Day Sending you unlimited blessings and care, may you be charming and smile like a flower!

8. In your laughter there is the music of the fountain of life. A woman's tenderness is the source of all female beauty. A virtuous woman is heaven on earth.

9. Women's Day is here. Do you know, I have been thinking about what kind of gift to give you for a whole day. I finally decided that no matter how much it costs, I will give it to you - New The cutting boards at our house are really not decent!

10. Women’s Day is here, and I will give you a poison pill with ingredients including happiness, beauty, peace, health, and happiness. May my Poison pills will poison you forever!

11. Attention, male compatriots! Women’s Day is coming, which means that the cosmetics industry is going to celebrate the festival, the clothing industry is going to celebrate the festival, and the catering industry is also celebrating. The holidays are coming, and your wallet is likely to be robbed!