Looking for some hilarious adult jokes. . .

1. Two frogs fell in love, and after getting married, they gave birth to a toad. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said: **, what's going on? The female frog cried and said: Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you...

2. The father took his little daughter on a plane. The stewardess was very beautiful, and my father couldn't help but look at the stewardess a few more times. The youngest daughter: "What are you looking at?! How dare you do this when my mother is not here?!" The father blushed with embarrassment: "Eat quickly and stop talking nonsense, or I won't take you out in the future!" The youngest daughter: "They say my daughter is... My father’s lover in his previous life, I don’t understand how I fell in love with you in my previous life.”

3. The train entered the tunnel, it was dark, and there was only a kiss, and then a slap. The train came out of the tunnel, and the four strangers didn't say a word. Only Man A's eyes were blue. The old lady thought: "The little girl has a beautiful heart." The girl thought: "Strange, man A would rather kiss the old lady than me." Man A thought: "Man B is so cunning, secretly kissing the girl on the mouth, But I got beaten!" Man B thought: "I kissed the back of my hand and slapped A again, but no one noticed.