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Say something ambiguous and disgusting to your wife
A selection of ambiguous and disgusting words with your wife
1) If falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
2) Looking at the way you smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
3) If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
4) What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings.
5) Take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.
6) Every time I am frustrated, I remember your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can face it firmly. Thank you!
7) May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
8) Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will try it.
9) In the quiet night, thinking of you alone has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, but I didn't want to get up, indulge myself or possess your tenderness. I wish you happiness!
10) Don't comfort me when you leave me, because every sewing will also meet with puncture pain.
1 1) After you leave, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
12) Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you are my indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. When my phone rings, I hope it is you! When I feel lonely, I wish I had you! When love is hard to open in my heart, my message is only for you! ?
13) The most successful thing in a woman's life is to choose the right man. It's starting to smoke. I'll wait for you at the door. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. The moon is bent. I'll wait for you in the fifteenth. It's raining in Mao Mao. I'll wait for you under the umbrella. The running water is frozen. I'll wait for you by the river. We are old, and I am waiting for you in life. Life is tired, I will wait for you in heaven. ?
14) it was love at first sight with you, which was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Promising you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years; Soul mate with you is my pursuit with no regrets. It's easy to hide you in my heart; It's not easy to walk into your heart. I am willing to cherish your life, cherish your life. Sometimes, I love you endlessly.
15) with you, I have tasted the sweetness; I have tasted the pain of being apart from you; Make you angry, I tasted spicy; You ignored me, and I tasted acid. Love you forever when you are full of flavor!
It is the latest to say ambiguous and disgusting things to your wife.
1) There is a ray of sunshine to illuminate you; There is a cloud floating for you; There is a flower blooming for you; There is a clear spring flowing for you; There is a kind of love for you.
2) Love is strange. It cares about everything and forgives everything in the end. As Tagore said: the eyes are raining for her, but the heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.
3) We will meet at a certain intersection on a certain day, with a flash of surprise in our eyes, expecting to meet again in the splendid sunset, whispering love stories and writing love pictures.
4) The most beautiful love story in the world, isn't it? I love you? , not? Together? You said that to me when I was most vulnerable. Don't be afraid, I'm here! ? .
5) I put my love for you on the balance, hoping to keep it balanced, but it always leans towards me. I think this is that if there is no reciprocal love, let me love more!
6) Loving you is not putting you in my mouth, I hide you in my heart, live a good day for you and cherish you forever!
7) Gently, don't be surprised by your dreams; I just want me in your dreams.
8) If one day you are old and have no teeth, I will still kiss your toothless gums.
9) If you laugh once, I will be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for months.
10) I didn't feel my existence until I met you. I can't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.
Without you, the wind's face becomes ferocious. I tossed and turned on the pillow of the years, weaving my thoughts into a string. My love, do you hear the greetings from the clouds?
12) Every time I see you, I have an inexplicable impulse to listen to your breath and kiss your lips. Wait with your heart, bet your life, what do I want to say to you on Valentine's Day? I love you? .
13) I wake up with you every morning. You are the one who laughs with me and you are the one who suffers. This is because we can be together with love.
14) My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.
15) Days have given me the opportunity to love you! How long will it last? I dare not think. Even if it is a day or a year, no matter how long it is, I will cherish every minute we are together!
About talking to your wife about ambiguity and nausea
1) My love is wine, which gets more and more mellow with time; My love is a kind of power, and there is no limit to every minute. On this romantic Valentine's Day, I only dedicate it to my dearest you!
2) Everything you have done for me silently is well known and I know it! For this quiet gentleness, I am not afraid of the beauty fading, and I always spend a long night in expectation, but I don't regret it.
3) You have a thousand reasons to hate me, but I still love you, with one exception!
4) You are the one who always supported me when I was in the most difficult time.
5) If one day you get pregnant, I will still cook dinner for you!
I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you.
7) For a long time, I have a real you; Devoted love has gained practical feelings; Simple messages bring warm wishes: I wish my dearest you happiness every day and happiness forever. Dear, I want your mobile phone mailbox to be full of information I love, just like your heart!
8) It is the eye contact; It is the heart that knows cold and heat; Never give up is love; Life is love. Love is my heart, giving you intimacy, bringing you love, giving you care, leaving you warmth, and loving you forever is my sincerity. Sincerely wish you all the best and be happy every day.
9) My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.
10) Missing is like a river, which flows endlessly to the sea and my heart.
1 1) People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side.
12) I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.
13) If I can keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.
14) my greatest hope in this life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day and grow old together? It's too old for us to go anywhere.
15) Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope to have an afterlife.
16) When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.
17) the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life?
18) Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?
19) Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts.
20) I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.
2 1) Who says your cooking is difficult to cook? I will go home for dinner every day.
22) We are just two sides of a piece of paper. How can we separate?
23) How many stars are there in the sky and how many girls are there in the world? But there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.
24) I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.
25) I don't want a short-term tenderness, just your lifelong companionship.
26) Hold you tightly and let you feel my heart beat faster, because I love you; Hold you tight and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you.
27) The sea is deep, I think you are real!
28) If you stood me up a hundred times, I will wait for you at the old place for the first time 10 1!
29) If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.
30) I am not infatuated, but I will wait for you all my life; I am not retarded, but I will love you foolishly-forever!
Talk to your wife about something ambiguous and disgusting;
1. Tell your wife something disgusting.
2. The most disgusting thing about missing your wife
3. coax your wife into sweet talk
4. Tell your girlfriend something disgusting.
5. Say disgusting things to your girlfriend
6. The most disgusting thing a girl says to a boy
7. If you are ambiguous about girls.
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