It's cold tonight. Talk about humor.

Tonight is cold and humorous. Talking about it is often sent in our life. Talking about it is a way for many people to share their daily life. Many people are talking about it, which is very interesting. So, how to send a humorous talk about it tonight? Come and have a look.

It's really cold tonight. Say 1 1. I'm old. I don't need my mother to remind me. I'm already wearing long pants.

2, the weather is cold, but also to earn money, after all, winter clothes are more expensive than summer.

Recently, due to the cold weather, children's shoes with colds raised their hands actively.

4. My favorite bed in winter can't be separated in the morning and separated from Sanqiu at night.

5, the weather is getting colder and colder, drink some hot water and burn your mouth eight times without taking a sip of water.

6. Remember to be nice to yourself, who left you alone this winter?

7, winter is very cold, as crisp as you; Winter is warm, and I like your occasional tenderness.

8. There is a kind of yearning called longing for autumn water, and a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long trousers.

9. It's cold, so tattoos can't be exposed. I don't think people respect me very much.

10, looking forward to the beauty year after year, but still a broken cotton-padded jacket year after year.

1 1, it's cold, and your little baby has nothing to wear, if you know what I mean.

12, whether you wear it or not, the trousers are there, neither fat nor thin.

13, I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

14, it's cold, and there are both male and female tickets.

15, it's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

16. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

17. Take care of yourself when it is cold. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug.

18. Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing, who has time to ink with you!

19, it's cold, and taking a bath is something that can't be stopped from the beginning.

20. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

2 1, in winter, my feet are under the covers, and every time I arrive at a new place, it is an adventure.

Please don't tell me to wear more clothes when it is cold. Please come up and hug me directly.

23. There is a yearning to wear autumn water, and there is a cold to forget to wear long pants.

24. If a girl says she is cold, give her a hug. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

25. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

26. I can't get out of bed for a day and look forward to the sun tomorrow.

Please remember that I am a cold person, and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

28. I am so cold that I don't want to go to work or school, and I don't want to go anywhere.

29. The weather is very cold. I don't want to come out under the covers. Come in and say something.

30, this life I finally understand a truth, people are iron, rice is steel, bed is a magnet!

It's only a matter of time before the weather and people suddenly get cold.

2, the weather is getting cold, I quietly send you warm wishes. Let happiness and warmth always accompany you, and let good luck and surprises always appear in your work and life.

3. When Ye Er fell, the grass turned yellow, the wind became cold, the rain became cold, the winter solstice became cold, and there was frost. Lovely people should wear more clothes. Dear friends, the seasons change, pay attention to cold. The weather is cold and warm, and you and I know each other and cherish each other.

In cold weather, I want to know your news from far away, whether you pay attention to your health and take care of yourself, and the pressure of life and work. I can't give you a few words of concern instead of you. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes when it's cold!

In this cold season, I miss you every day, and the happy time has no end; Unforgettable memories are treasured in my heart, but warm thoughts are so long ago. In this cold season, I wish you health and happiness every day!

6, another year leaves are yellow, one layer of autumn rain is cold, and it's hard to run around all day. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold, cherish your body and add meals, cherish your friendship, think about it for a long time, and you can't finish sending text messages, and I just hope your friend is healthier!

7. It was too hot yesterday. I didn't know it suddenly turned cold today and went to work in shorts. My husband borrowed his car today, thinking that the bus would come back when I got off work. He also promised to send me clothes later, and then I went back without saying a word until I got off work. It was so cold that my tears were spinning. My husband came home and saw that I didn't say a word.

8, the weather suddenly turned cold, windy, cloudy and sunny, inexplicably depressed in the afternoon, maybe, maybe it was too long to be brave, a little stretched. Although I have always admitted that I am not good, I haven't shown my weakness in front of them for too long. It is said that the mask will grow in the meat if worn for a long time. I thought I could let it go by pretending it didn't matter.

Autumn hasn't left yet, but the cold winter can't wait to come. It also brings cold rain, freezing people in the cold, feeling immoral and a little warm, making people's hearts numb.

10, and leaves are no exception. The cold air paralyzed them, but they had everything except the winter wind. A gust of wind blew and the leaves became active. Some leaves can't stand the sting of the cold wind, fall from the tree and sleep forever.

1 1, raging snowflakes are falling down, and cold winds are blowing. The road is full of pedestrians, who shrink their necks and tighten the neckline of their clothes in a hurry. The air is full of cold and dryness. This kind of weather almost dominated this winter.

12, the weather is cold, remember to wear a dog skin hat, don't freeze your long ears. Remember to use dog leather gloves and don't frostbite your little paws. If it's okay, just stay in the kennel. As long as you close your eyes, winter will pass.

13, the wind is cool and the night is long. Say hello softly. What now? No matter whether you are tired or busy, you should take care of yourself and pay attention to your health. Drink plenty of boiled water when changing seasons. It will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold!

14, the breeze blows, leaving you maple leaves, roses blooming, leaving you fragrance, years passing, leaving you happiness, meteor flying, leaving you hope, leaving you messages, leaving you blessings. It's cold, pay attention to your health and don't forget to add clothes.

15, the weather has cooled down, and the reminder has been sent; I wish you: unload the cold with happiness, get rid of the chill smoothly, and resist the freezing with health; Finally, I wish you all the best, beautiful mood and good health!

16, maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the dust of the world for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you.

17, it's freezing in the cold. I send my best wishes to show my friendship. Please smile after reading it, indicating that you understand my mind, and send a message to express your gratitude. Let me see your sincerity. It's easy to send a message. Don't always make me depressed. I wish you happiness. It's cold, if you care

18, the weather suddenly turned cold. I want to know your news from afar, whether you take care of yourself and the pressure of life and work. I can't replace you and send a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather!

19, white dew is frost. Autumn is qi, and grass is ash. Dew is white and wet in the morning, so remember it. The temperature is getting lower and lower. Don't catch cold. If it rains when it is cold, add clothes. It is easy to be angry when you are healthy, and it is true that Yang is hidden. Changes in solar terms, I wish you health!

20, winter is not necessarily cold, just wear more; Snowflakes are not necessarily cold, but they are warm under the care of friends; There are not many friends, but care is enough; May the faint chill gently brush away your fatigue, and the rustling north wind bring my sincere concern: keep warm in winter!

2 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

22. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

23, winter is coming, and it is a cold air. Warm text messages remind you that the climate has changed and pay attention to your health; The weather is cold, remember to add clothes; Close friends, remember to contact; Caring for SMS, wholeheartedly, I wish you good health!

24, the weather is cold, the temperature has dropped, I wish you in the distance, add more clothes, eat three meals a day, strengthen nutrition and stay happy.

25. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, and I pack my own bags.

26, the weather is cold, wear more clothes, eat less cold, drink more water, and cover the quilt at night. After all, I am alone.

27. It's cold, and I miss you again. At this time last year, we were still hugging each other to keep warm, but this year things have changed.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel bad.

When the weather gets cold, you need to wear more clothes, drink more hot water and think more about me. I hope I can shelter you from the wind and rain and spend the next good time with you in the future.

30. It's very cold. Don't forget to help your roommate open the quilt when you wake up at night.

It's cold tonight. It's 3 1 It's very cold. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the button and put it in my pocket.

2. It takes three seconds for a meteor to cross, 65,438+0 days for the moon to rise, 65,438+0 years for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 65,438+0 seconds to say a kind word: Take care of yourself! It's cold, don't catch a cold!

Dear, it's cold, remember to add clothes and don't catch cold.

I like to see news and missed calls after getting up in the morning. I like being told to wear more clothes when it's cold.

5. It's cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

It was cold, so I wrapped myself in clothes. My heart is cold, and I comfort myself with strength.

7. Going the same way, I passed the meat stall again. That piece of red blood completely stung my heart. In desperation, I closed my eyes and walked through the desolate place. I once again walked through the intoxicated carambola shade. I am no longer happy. The cold wind came at me like a knife, and I trembled all over.

8. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my winter hand warmer. Hot at any time, continuous fever, warm into my heart.

9, it's cold, someone to hug, no one to add clothes to.

10, no longer afraid of dark and cold weather, winter will come and pass. They all said they would wait until dawn, but it would be dark the day after dawn. Now I am no longer afraid of the dark, because I know I can do a lot of things when it is dark. The whole world is waiting, perhaps for a corner or someone, but no one knows whether they will wait. Put on clothes when it is cold, turn on the lights when you are afraid of the dark, do what you like while waiting, and live up to yourself even if you can't wait.

1 1, this day is biting cold, no matter how warm the weather is, my heart is cold.

12, it's cold and sadness begins to gather.

13, cold weather. -I know no one is holding my hand, but luckily my gloves are ready.

14, cold weather causes disease, and chilling is fatal.

15, I hope that when it is cold, someone will not be ashamed to warm their hands. May a bright person live in your heart.

16, cold as a pervert, always freezing his hands and feet.

17. Just after I opened the door, the wind and clouds came at me and I shivered again. Along the way, I huddled against the wind, and just walked out of the alley, I came to someone else's carambola tree. I suddenly felt the evil wind, shivering with cold, but I saw the leaves of carambola falling with the wind, yellow and green, like butterflies flying; At this time, I forgot the cold, just lost in a fairyland with fallen leaves, and suddenly fell into the happy memory of my childhood, and my happiness continued.

18 I'm not here. It's very cold. Cover the quilt at night. Don't kick the quilt Sleeping on your stomach is not good for your heart.

19,-cold weather causes illness and cold heart causes death.

20. I have never stopped thinking about you; Blessings to you are endless; Your friendship with me will last forever; May your happiness be in your heart; Here's a warm reminder: winter is coming, it's cold, take care of yourself!

2 1, I can give you a hug at 37.5℃ in a day around 0℃.

22. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

23. In winter, he made a cool start. As night falls, the cold wind is like a drunk, wandering in front of every household in the town on the snowy plain, sometimes letting go of his throat and growling, and sometimes breathing wearily. The bare branches trembled and swayed in the fierce wind, and the moon hid in the clouds, as if afraid of the cold. People are trembling and walking in the street with their hands covered. The wind is unbridled and chilly, pouring into people's skirts and blowing into people's hearts. The trees creaked, and the wind swept the branches and leaves, dancing like the devil's claws. In winter, it shows its charm to people with its uniqueness!

24, cold wind blowing, drizzle falling, only to find that the cold winter has quietly arrived; This moment may forget everything; The only thing you can't forget is to gently say to you who are far away from home: it's cold, pay attention to your health!

25. People who know how to rest assured find it easy; Those who know how to forget find freedom; People who know how to care will find friends; The weather is cold, not cold, and my heart is cold. I hope you have a warm mood every day.

26. I want to keep blooming in spring and give you fragrance; I want to keep the willow in summer and wander with you; I want the autumn sunshine to continue to shine and warm your heart. It's a pity that I can't realize my wish, so I can only tell you by SMS: It's cold, put on more clothes and wish you good health all winter!

27. In the vast sea of people, when the soul is looking for its source and destination, it feels like a wanderer without a traveling companion in the world. Therefore, we are the loners and orphans of the universe. It is undeniable that no one can get rid of the so-called shackles.

28. I am worried about listening to the rain at night. I miss you in winter. The cold is still going on. Warm greetings are being sent. Greetings are comparable to sunshine and sent to your heart. I wish you all the best. You can be healthy in cold weather. Your life is happy, and you always smile sweetly!

29. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

Autumn has passed, and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is far away and the water marks are thin. I tighten my clothes and towels, and I can't help but miss my relatives and friends far away. I wish you all the best in my heart! Alas, it's cold, please keep warm!